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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Mornin whores
    Morning Jasc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Found out on Sat that my POS cousin tried banging my crazy ex, not even a week after I broke up with her and she fukked my bike up.

    Next family gathering... Im breaking his face.
    that's fukked up

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    Hes a stupid shady pos.

    Always has been.

    Ill just fukk his ex wife and we'll be even.
    Good call

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    Ill send him the recording
    bahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post

    Morning Jasc. Nice tits!
    Mornin Aus

    Nice abs!

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    thanks biker!

    any nice pics from daytona?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post

    Morning Jasc
    Mornin Biker!

    any shirts get lifted this weekend?

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    Whats up Biker and Jasc!

    Im glad you had a great ride Biker.

    Def let me know next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    thanks biker!

    any nice pics from daytona?
    A few not great but something.

    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Mornin Biker!

    any shirts get lifted this weekend?
    Upgraded special for bike week. Plenty of tits made appearance

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Whats up Biker and Jasc!

    Im glad you had a great ride Biker.

    Def let me know next time.
    Start thinking March

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    What a crazy week. In 4 days I pissed off at least 3 husbands/boyfriends. Pissed off at least 5 woman. Had at least 5 woman make me feel them up. They were throwing whipped cream out to the crowd and some went right between a girls tits. I walked up to her and licked it clean. As if that was not enough I told her I missed a spot and reach in to her shirt in the middle of the bar. Pulled out her tit and licked it clean. That's some of what I can remember. After that it got really crazy.

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    Almost forgot RC. I hooked up with a smoothie for a while. I lost her in the shuffle before I could see her tattooed nipples though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Whats up Biker and Jasc!

    Im glad you had a great ride Biker.

    Def let me know next time.
    Dukk!

    still engaged to the Italian chick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    What a crazy week. In 4 days I pissed off at least 3 husbands/boyfriends. Pissed off at least 5 woman. Had at least 5 woman make me feel them up. They were throwing whipped cream out to the crowd and some went right between a girls tits. I walked up to her and licked it clean. As if that was not enough I told her I missed a spot and reach in to her shirt in the middle of the bar. Pulled out her tit and licked it clean. That's some of what I can remember. After that it got really crazy.
    Sounds like a hell of a week!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Sounds like a hell of a week!
    Great time. Need a week to recoup...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Dukk!

    still engaged to the Italian chick?
    Fukk yeah bro!!

    She is awesome.

    lol

    How you living sexy?

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    One of my new friends. I ate whipped cream out of her ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post

    Fukk yeah bro!!

    She is awesome.

    lol

    How you living sexy?
    lol

    livin the dream bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    <img src="http://forums.steroid.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=145024"/>

    One of my new friends. I ate whipped cream out of her ass.
    She return the favor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    What a crazy week. In 4 days I pissed off at least 3 husbands/boyfriends. Pissed off at least 5 woman. Had at least 5 woman make me feel them up. They were throwing whipped cream out to the crowd and some went right between a girls tits. I walked up to her and licked it clean. As if that was not enough I told her I missed a spot and reach in to her shirt in the middle of the bar. Pulled out her tit and licked it clean. That's some of what I can remember. After that it got really crazy.
    Insanity. I miss the good ol' USA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    She return the favor?
    Chocolate whipped cream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral

    Chocolate whipped cream.
    When I discovered chocolate whipped cream - a whole new world opened up. Love the shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaMike View Post
    Insanity. I miss the good ol' USA!
    Good stuff. Next Bike week is March.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    When I discovered chocolate whipped cream - a whole new world opened up. Love the shit

    I wonder if eating whipped cream out of her ass and off of titties fit my macros.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    I wonder if eating whipped cream out of her ass and off of titties fit my macros.
    you burned it off while licking, win!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral

    I wonder if eating whipped cream out of her ass and off of titties fit my macros.
    The titties yes..... Out of the ass may have increased macros but DEFINATELY increased sodium if she was partying for a while

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    ^^^^^^hahahahaha

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    Eating chocolate whipped cream out of a girl's ass would be a bit of a mindf uck for me...but I'm just squeamish like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaMike View Post
    Eating chocolate whipped cream out of a girl's ass would be a bit of a mindf uck for me...but I'm just squeamish like that
    you need to broaden your horizon!

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    Note to self


    Stock up on chocolate whipped cream for Italian chick

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    i haven't seen chocolate whipped cream yet, guess i need to look harder

    i am ready to go home for the day!

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ID:	145041 Coolwhip has a chocolate frosting in the freezer section... can probably use it like spackle on a crack

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    Good morning all you western hemisphere dwellers! Spackle on a crack...that's a nice visual

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    Morning whores!!!


    Lets make this day our bitch!!

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    Poop!!!

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    Anyone know where to get some HMG??

    Not HCG.

    HMG.

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    Morning monkey maulers!

    Dukk, what the hell is that?

    Def ready to make Tuesday my betch

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    Fukking crazy ex just hit me up asking for a ride to work.

    Her car broke down.

    Dumbass broads.

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    HMG is like HCG but stimulates LH and FSH better and in a different manner.

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    Morning homzzz. Having fun on vaca... Bout to hit the gym then go play!

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    Kill it Igi!!

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