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  1. 11-13-2013, 08:48 PM #1
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    Austinite's "Caption This Image" series - Round # 4

    Austinite's "Caption This Image" series - Round # 4


    Contest Status: CLOSED

    - Post a funny caption.
    - 619 captions per member maximum.
    - Winner gets an internet cookie posted on their profile wall.
    - Contest ends when I feel like it or when the cookie crumbles, whichever comes first.



    Winner: Lunk1

    Caption: "Hey Mike, see what your dirty fkn gear did to my dik?".




    Caption this image...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Hey Mike, see what your dirty fkn gear did to my dik?
    Love it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Megalodon6
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