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    Park where hazard hangs out......

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    Hazard injected Muscle Milk and now he is lactating.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Park where hazard hangs out......

    looks like a sign for Cal's women!

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    Park where hazard hangs out......
    False

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    Hazard injected Muscle Milk and now he is lactating.
    Speaking of lactating.....

    I was workin out on Saturday and these two kids were there - both on steroids..... Covered in acne. They were huge but bigger than most there.

    The one says to the other "yea my only issue with it is I lactate. My nipples leak pretty bad"

    I was like what the fvck lol. I kept to myself finished my workout. Had they not seemed like arrogant pricks I probably woulda told him a thing or two about leakage prevention lol. Then again..... They probably know everything anyways

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Speaking of lactating.....

    I was workin out on Saturday and these two kids were there - both on steroids..... Covered in acne. They were huge but bigger than most there.

    The one says to the other "yea my only issue with it is I lactate. My nipples leak pretty bad"

    I was like what the fvck lol. I kept to myself finished my workout. Had they not seemed like arrogant pricks I probably woulda told him a thing or two about leakage prevention lol. Then again..... They probably know everything anyways
    lmao. So many of them out there. These are the guys that post on here saying.... "My buddy does this and that, so Im taking his advice".
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    ^ oh for fvcksake! "leak pretty bad"??
    I can't even imagine what he's doing wrong..

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    lmao. So many of them out there. These are the guys that post on here saying.... "My buddy does this and that, so Im taking his advice".
    Exactly....

    These two momo's were flexing in the mirror between sets lol. They had their eyes on me while I was lifting too. It's like they were breaking at the seams trying to talk about aas. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender-
    ^ oh for fvcksake! "leak pretty bad"??
    I can't even imagine what he's doing wrong..
    Right!? Like all I could picture was him needing to buy those nipple liners that pregnant women use hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Right!? Like all I could picture was him needing to buy those nipple liners that pregnant women use hahaha
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    What the fvck Family Guy!?!?

    Brian griffin has been killed off the show!!!! For real!

    I'm not happy

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    There is hope for you Aust.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    Looks like some swelling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    What the fvck Family Guy!?!?

    Brian griffin has been killed off the show!!!! For real!

    I'm not happy
    What? No fkn way dude...... Prove it. Im not upto date!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Looks like some swelling.
    probably used one of those pumps recently.
    Either that or it's a post op tranny! Atta boy! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    What? No fkn way dude...... Prove it. Im not upto date!
    The episode that aired last nite man. I'm watching it on demand right now. Fox even paid tribute to Brian.

    The new dogs name is Vinny and he's a "pvssy hound" - sounds like he's a mafia guy

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    Sounds like a prank from Seth.
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    My guess is that the new dog tries to run shit and pisses Stewie off. Stewie then finds a way to rebuild his time machine (he destroyed right before Brian died) and he brings Brian back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    Sounds like a prank from Seth.
    That's what I thought too but everyone is talkin about it and supposedly this new Vinny character is set to be the replacement for Brian

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    Omg lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    That's what I thought too but everyone is talkin about it and supposedly this new Vinny character is set to be the replacement for Brian
    Fuk. Just watched the clip. Sucks man.

    RIP Brian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    Fuk. Just watched the clip. Sucks man.

    RIP Brian.
    Paulie from the sopranos is playin Vinny I think

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    It's confirmed......

    http://www.ibtimes.com/why-did-famil...-video-1484056

    And Tony Sirico IS playing Vinny

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    BS reasons. I don't like the new dog already...
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite

    BS reasons. I don't like the new dog already...
    Yea me either..... Tony Sirico makes it a bit better but I doubt I'm going to like the change

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    Holy fvck

    I went to the ATM to get cash for my pre-workout supp and the HOTTEST milf walked outa the bank as I got my receipt. I know she felt me staring at her lol and it made it that much more awkward because she parked next to me. I had to follow her cucumber melon scent the whole way back to the car. She smelled like a stripper..... Had tall brown boots on with tight jeans and a peat coat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Holy fvck

    I went to the ATM to get cash for my pre-workout supp and the HOTTEST milf walked outa the bank as I got my receipt. I know she felt me staring at her lol and it made it that much more awkward because she parked next to me. I had to follow her cucumber melon scent the whole way back to the car. She smelled like a stripper..... Had tall brown boots on with tight jeans and a peat coat
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    Aaaahahahahaha

    I just ran into her again! Right down the road lol - if it was meant to be tho I wouldn't have been blessed with this messy ass hair today. This can only mean one thing..... Stick with the Spanish

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    Constant failure.
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    Lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Lmao
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    Das nasthty..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    What the fvck Family Guy!?!?

    Brian griffin has been killed off the show!!!! For real!

    I'm not happy

    What??????? That's heresy! They're gonna f#ck up my favorite educational program. .....Well, one of my favorite. I think I like Robot Chicken...maybe...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    What the fvck Family Guy!?!?

    Brian griffin has been killed off the show!!!! For real!

    I'm not happy
    yea WTF

    im not watching it from now on..

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