Chuck Norris Facts

[Brett N]

Van Damme commercial -

[Brett N]

Chuck Norris's version of it -

[Gunsablazin]

Hahahah

[slfmade]

Chuck Norris once used a live rattlesnake as a condom.

[lovbyts]

Chuck Norris once used a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Now that's funny

[zaggahamma]

he drove his mother to the hospital to deliver him

[lovbyts]

This needed a bump

[Hazard]

^^^^ lmfao

[Jesusbrah]

Jesusbrah's Top 10 Legit Facts About Chuck Norris

10. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

9. Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris could swim through land.

8. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, thats why there are no signs of life.

7. Chuck Norris doesnt flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it!

6. Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago, death just hasnt built up the courage to tell him.

5. Chuck Norris once roundhoused a horse in the face. It's decendants are known as Giraffes.

4. Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

3. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win - -- Forever.

2. There used to be a street named Chuck Norris, but it was changed because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

1. Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

[zaggahamma]

[David LoPan]

How many push ups can Chuck Norris do? Answer - All of them

[Back In Black]

How many push ups can Chuck Norris do? Answer - All of them

He doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down.

[Back In Black]

If you have a sister there's a 50% chance Chuck Norris is fvcking her right now.

[Capebuffalo]

When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck said, “Say Please.”

[s1nc1ty]

Chuck norris once got bitten by a king cobra. After 3 days of excruciating pain the cobra died


Chuck norris has grizzly bear rug at home. The bear is not dead but too afraid to moove

[Mooseman33]

can read this shit for hours.