Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
I see what's going on...all you bastards are trying to curry favor with the gorillas in the event that the Planet of the Apes documentary is ever fully realized. SPECIES TRAITORS!!!

Also, I've never had a single cup of coffee in my entire life.

Finally, I really do think you guys are glossing over the sucker punch theory a bit too nonchalantly. I mean, I'm talking a guy who since birth was trained and bred for this day: he's been schooled in the anatomy of a gorilla, trained exclusively in a fighting style that scientists and primatologists agree is the most efficient for fighting a gorilla, and has perhaps tangled with a monkey or two for practice.

What if the gorilla is female? It doesn't have to be a 600 pound silverback male or anything.
Well if there is anything I've learned from the nature channel it has to be that the female of almost every species is the true bad ass. Hell, the male Lion doesn’t even do the hunting! And you didn't mention if the female had a baby...............if she did then that would make her worse than the male gorilla.

Btw, if the apes do take over, which I'm sure they will, I've already volunteered you for medical experiments. I signed you up for the excessive anal probing experiment. You should be getting something in the mail immediately following the takeover. hahahahaha