I Got A Free Shaker

[bermich]

Aren't Shakers those weird ass Amish kinda folks who lived their entire life celibate? No nookie at all... ever!

Why in hell would anyone want one of those? Even for free!?

Red

Cause he fit in the box and he was bugging Jason to no end. The shaker tells me he is still a virgin so I guess you are right Red.

About telling everyone
I wouldnt have told anyone if I was told to keep it on the down low. I thought it might have been that SECRET thing you were talking about that will REVOLUTIONIZE the internet as we know it Jason.

Thanks for the shaker though. That was a nice surprise. I never get anything for free

BTW. I will try it out on Friday. I dont wanna be on the toilet during Thanksgiving. Plus it will push all that turkey out of me
Ahh the things I plan and look forward to.

[Da Bull]

Cause he fit in the box and he was bugging Jason to no end. The shaker tells me he is still a virgin so I guess you are right Red.

About telling everyone
I wouldnt have told anyone if I was told to keep it on the down low. I thought it might have been that SECRET thing you were talking about that will REVOLUTIONIZE the internet as we know it Jason.

Thanks for the shaker though. That was a nice surprise. I never get anything for free

BTW. I will try it out on Friday. I dont wanna be on the toilet during Thanksgiving. Plus it will push all that turkey out of me
Ahh the things I plan and look forward to.

Your always thinking ahead bermich...I respect that

[PTbyJason]

Cause he fit in the box and he was bugging Jason to no end. The shaker tells me he is still a virgin so I guess you are right Red.

About telling everyone
I wouldnt have told anyone if I was told to keep it on the down low. I thought it might have been that SECRET thing you were talking about that will REVOLUTIONIZE the internet as we know it Jason.

Thanks for the shaker though. That was a nice surprise. I never get anything for free

BTW. I will try it out on Friday. I dont wanna be on the toilet during Thanksgiving. Plus it will push all that turkey out of me
Ahh the things I plan and look forward to.

LOL, don't worry bro. It's not that big of a secret, well not anymore anyway.

Yeah you got this thing all figured out now don't you? Everything you eat tomorrow will be gone before the weekend is over with. Oh, what a great conversation topic while sitting around with the family tomorrow. LOL

[bigol'legs]

LOL, don't worry bro. It's not that big of a secret, well not anymore anyway.

Yeah you got this thing all figured out now don't you? Everything you eat tomorrow will be gone before the weekend is over with. Oh, what a great conversation topic while sitting around with the family tomorrow. LOL

**** do you guys ship tomorrow... cause im runnin low on protein!!

[bermich]

**** do you guys ship tomorrow... cause im runnin low on protein!!

You just want a free shaker. We are on to you.

You guys dont understand. I ordered like 500 dollars worth of stuff thats why I got an AWESOME freebie. Maybe if you guys order 500 dollars of protien, you will get a freebie.
Thats my story and Im sticking to it.