well make that 36 more to go...
well make that 36 more to go...
36 more.. same number as my current age. Now 35 more to go .. Only thing I don't have Benjamin Button syndrom so sadly this wont match up again.
okay after this I will reply on real posts. Sigh.
You've still got 30...
I've got 34!
Have you ever danced with the devil, in the pale moonlight?
OOOP! Sorry for quadruple post! (no I'm not)
My wife runs on all the time about crap she's doing three weeks from now. When the day comes, she's like "Yeah, don't you remember, I'm going shopping with Lisa that day..." or some BS.
It's just useless static until it's actually relevant to us. My head is already like listening to three radio stations at once! Gaw!
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all go into a barn and hide in different, empty potatoes sacks because they’re wanted by the police. A cop comes in and pokes the first bag with the redhead and she says, “MEOW!” He pokes the second bag with the brunette and she says, “WOOF!” He pokes the third bag with the blonde and she says, “POTATOES!”
Dandruff problems
A blonde and a brunette are talking about their boyfriends' dandruff problems. The brunette says, "Well, I gave him Head and Shoulders and it cleared right up." The blonde then asks her, "How do you give shoulders?"
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Q: What do you call an ocean voyage where everyone stays in the closet?
A: A Tom Cruise.
Hehe
Hehehehe
whoring it up like everyone else.
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
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