'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Hoggage_54]

I shaved my beard off today for the first time in 2+ years... I look like a penis.

[RaginCajun]

I shaved my beard off today for the first time in 2+ years... I look like a penis.

i did the same thing last week, already have a beard again

[bdos]

I shaved my beard off today for the first time in 2+ years... I look like a penis.

Did you want a merkin?

[bdos]

Reminds me of a guy at work long time ago who pointed out some girl at work he though looked good but I said she had to much meat on the bones for me. BIG but and thick girl, I prefer thin/petite. He said it's better to keep you warm in the winter. I said that's OK, Ill just put on another blanket.

Another blanket? is that code for another girl in the bed

[Euroholic]

6 degrees @ 1am last night and no I'm not in ipswitch never catch me living in that hole

I live in a pretty gay area near the city. So many soft cockk Whimps. you no the type who drink cinnamon soy lattes in a 100% bio degradable cup while they talk about how much they love asylum seekers and how they spent 20 grand on a painting of a watering can. There heads would spin whenever the detectives would come round to interview me hahaha

[bdos]

I live in a pretty gay area near the city. So many soft cockk Whimps. you no the type who drink cinnamon soy lattes in a 100% bio degradable cup while they talk about how much they love asylum seekers and how they spent 20 grand on a painting of a watering can. There heads would spin whenever the detectives would come round to interview me hahaha

Yep that's why I moved semi rural, no time for those yuppies, sh!ts me they complain about everything but couldn't and wouldn't lift a finger and do some real work

[Euroholic]

Rural living is the place to be. People are much friendlier no weirdos walking around. I was born on a sugarcane farm

[bdos]

Ha wouldn't have picked that

[Euroholic]

So many sugarcane farmers are italians and those blokes are mostly involved some way in "mafia" activities. Thats how i learnt so much about business when i was a kid. I will write my memoirs oneday.

[king6 II]

Whores help to boost the economy.

[PrettyPlease?]

you guys are whoreable

[king6 II]

Future prospects can be found on the whoreizon of a new day.

[Euroholic]

Meeting up with a 39 year old tonight. Ive never had quiff that old before. Its probably gonna need artifactual lubrication hahaha

[king6 II]

Meeting up with a 39 year old tonight. Ive never had quiff that old before. Its probably gonna need artifactual lubrication hahaha

Lol.....Quiff......

[king6 II]

Meeting up with a 39 year old tonight. Ive never had quiff that old before. Its probably gonna need artifactual lubrication hahaha

That's a whoreable decision by the way.

[Euroholic]

That's a whoreable decision by the way.

Do you guys over there use quiff in relation to female genitalia?

[king6 II]

Not outside of the UK I'm afraid. However, I am open to new terminology. I will throw "quiff" into the ol' database. I kind of like that phrase.

[Euroholic]

Not outside of the UK I'm afraid. However, I am open to new terminology. I will throw "quiff" into the ol' database. I kind of like that phrase.

Start the trend mate.

[PrettyPlease?]

Lounge lizard.....I will show you a lounge lizard!

[PrettyPlease?]

I am the greatest whore that ever lived!

[PrettyPlease?]

No one can stop me! Not even RC!

[RaginCajun]

No one can stop me! Not even RC!

Reported for slander

[Hazard]

Reported for slander

Received..... Ignored

[Euroholic]

Adrian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PrettyPlease?]

Reported for slander

Received..... Ignored

[PrettyPlease?]

I need an avatar so I can get more street cred around here.

[PrettyPlease?]

Or I need to do something crazy!

Look! "I'm a crazy duck! Quack Quack Quack"

[PrettyPlease?]

I have to poop.

[PrettyPlease?]

Also I just want you guys to be aware NMBP please!

[king6 II]

Four scwhore and seven years ago.....

[Euroholic]

Four scwhore and seven years ago.....

Thats off kindergarden cop.

[Euroholic]

Anyone else secretly like shania twain?

[Hazard]

Someone explain how this happens.....


My fiancé and I go out to dinner. I order an 18oz NY strip.... The food was great. I get home and feel the "gas" starting. To be polite I hold it and dont let loose around her.

Eventually she goes upstairs to goto bed. About 45 minutes after she went up I felt it again and let it go. No sooner did that fart come out and I hear the ceiling creaking. She gets up outa bed to come down for water.

I could shit at 4am and she'd be there waiting to use the bathroom as soon as I opened the door. I can't win.

[king6 II]

I order an 18oz NY strip....

Mmmmmm.....18oz NY strip.

[Euroholic]

Someone explain how this happens.....


My fiancé and I go out to dinner. I order an 18oz NY strip.... The food was great. I get home and feel the "gas" starting. To be polite I hold it and dont let loose around her.

Eventually she goes upstairs to goto bed. About 45 minutes after she went up I felt it again and let it go. No sooner did that fart come out and I hear the ceiling creaking. She gets up outa bed to come down for water.

I could shit at 4am and she'd be there waiting to use the bathroom as soon as I opened the door. I can't win.

Murphy's law!!!!!!!

I had to google 18oz ny strip. Thats what we call porterhouse steak. 0.5kg

[king6 II]

Anyone else secretly like shania twain?

She's the reason my schlong curves to the left.

[PrettyPlease?]

Mmmmmm.....18oz NY strip.

This^

Murphy's law!!!!!!!

I had to google 18oz ny strip. Thats what we call porterhouse steak. 0.5kg

You guys and your metric system. Got to be different don't you?

[Hazard]

Murphy's law!!!!!!!

I had to google 18oz ny strip. Thats what we call porterhouse steak. 0.5kg

Half correct.....

A porterhouse is a NY strip on one side of the bone and a Filet on the other.

A NY strip is only half of the porterhouse

[Euroholic]

This^




You guys and your metric system. Got to be different don't you?

Im pretty sure only burma, liberia and the usa use imperial.

[king6 II]

Whores. All of you.