Dude, in the Philippines a good fart will get you a threesome without asking. Girls there think farts are the funniest thing since Muhammad.

Only steroid that gives me fart so far is Tren. The acid reflux and additive microbacterial growth in the intestines.....long base tooting of the musical orifice. Losec is my best friend. I cut one today in the gym on the last rep of my 10x10 bench. Hong Kong people just act like it never happened...I guess only the source enjoys the smell of the brew.