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    Drink this shake after each workout :

    150mL Iceberg Water (Most ideal is from iceberg that hit the Titanic)

    50mL Tears of a Virgin (Male, Female or Gender Fluid)

    50mL Ghost Exctoplasm (Call Ghostbusters if you can't source from Amazon)

    350mL Horse Seamen (Bigger the horse the more potent)

    Half container of Cayenne Pepper

    Crystal Light to taste (Any flavour except Lemonade, the fake acidity will disrupt the horse seamen proteins)

    This is hidden secret from IFBB and Pornstars. Confirmed on Mythbusters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Windex View Post
    :
    Drink this shake after each workout :

    150mL Iceberg Water (Most ideal is from iceberg that hit the Titanic)

    50mL Tears of a Virgin (Male, Female or Gender Fluid)

    50mL Ghost Exctoplasm (Call Ghostbusters if you can't source from Amazon)

    350mL Horse Seamen (Bigger the horse the more potent)

    Half container of Cayenne Pepper

    Crystal Light to taste (Any flavour except Lemonade, the fake acidity will disrupt the horse seamen proteins)

    This is hidden secret from IFBB and Pornstars. Confirmed on Mythbusters.
    Ok. It sounds interesting. Could you tell me from where to buy these things?

    And does iceberg water have anabolic effect?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sok123 View Post
    Ok. It sounds interesting. Could you tell me from where to buy these things?

    And does iceberg water have anabolic effect?
    You'll have to skydive out of a military battle helicoper into the Atlantic Ocean for the iceberg water.

    Tears of a Virgin can be extracted at your local strip club

    Amazon or Ebay for Ghost Exctoplasm

    Horse Seamen you will have to manually extract, contact your local ranch.

    Cayenne Pepper and Crystal light from Walmart or equivalent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Windex View Post
    You'll have to skydive out of a military battle helicoper into the Atlantic Ocean for the iceberg water.

    Tears of a Virgin can be extracted at your local strip club

    Amazon or Ebay for Ghost Exctoplasm

    Horse Seamen you will have to manually extract, contact your local ranch.

    Cayenne Pepper and Crystal light from Walmart or equivalent.
    Sorry... I live in the 3rd world - no walmart, no strip club, no rach, no amazon... Could you buy the products by yourself, then send the products to me? I will give you my adress, buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sok123 View Post
    Sorry... I live in the 3rd world - no walmart, no strip club, no rach, no amazon... Could you buy the products by yourself, then send the products to me? I will give you my adress, buddy.
    Proof he's a troll

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeanutbutterDC View Post
    Proof he's a troll
    Hi, lady. He started to make fun on me, then i started too. I just asked a serious question, but he started to make fun on me.
    Do you think his answer about the shake is serious? No, his answer is a joke, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Windex View Post
    :
    Drink this shake after each workout :

    150mL Iceberg Water (Most ideal is from iceberg that hit the Titanic)

    50mL Tears of a Virgin (Male, Female or Gender Fluid)

    50mL Ghost Exctoplasm (Call Ghostbusters if you can't source from Amazon)

    350mL Horse Seamen (Bigger the horse the more potent)

    Half container of Cayenne Pepper

    Crystal Light to taste (Any flavour except Lemonade, the fake acidity will disrupt the horse seamen proteins)

    This is hidden secret from IFBB and Pornstars. Confirmed on Mythbusters.
    You forgot 100mL Gypsy Tears (to protect from Aids).

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