You guys are gonna slow down all the wind and by the time it gets here it will be a 30mph gust that knocks a twig outta some old ladys tree.

She is gonna call and ask me to clean it up.
I am gonna shake my head and tell her my minimum charge and she is gonna say, "I will get my lazy ass grandson to do it"

I will then hang up the phone and walk around bitching about people that have no concept of money and say, "Fuck it I am going to the gym."