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  1. #1
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    I am full and I am bloated all the time. And have 5-8 bms a day. Ugghh.
    Getting swole ain’t all glamorous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    I am full and I am bloated all the time. And have 5-8 bms a day. Ugghh.
    Getting swole ain’t all glamorous.
    Stick to premium toilet paper, trust me. Wiping the backside with a powderpuff isn't very efficient timewise.
    There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone View Post
    Stick to premium toilet paper, trust me. Wiping the backside with a powderpuff isn't very efficient timewise.
    I am and I’m raw. Going to get the aloe Vera rolls tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    I am and I’m raw. Going to get the aloe Vera rolls tonight.
    I carry a little ziplock baggie with about 5 Huggies baby wipes with me at all times after my last experience going "raw" I'll never be caught without my baby wipes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    I carry a little ziplock baggie with about 5 Huggies baby wipes with me at all times after my last experience going "raw" I'll never be caught without my baby wipes
    Fucking brilliant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone View Post
    Stick to premium toilet paper, trust me. Wiping the backside with a powderpuff isn't very efficient timewise.
    Dude, my wife has roids & this Summer we bought one of those toilet seats that squirts water/washes you. I was stubborn to try it at first, but DAMN does it work! More info than needed, but I’ll normally use a few of those baby wipes each time, but with this toilet, a small amount of TP with next to no wiping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    I am full and I am bloated all the time. And have 5-8 bms a day. Ugghh.
    Getting swole ain’t all glamorous.
    That's like a hundred grams of carbs per "movement".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie67 View Post
    That's like a hundred grams of carbs per "movement".
    Thought the slin wood take all nutrients and shuttle to my muscles and I wound have any movements.

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