I hate that this thread has been so quite today...so....
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
Sorry, thought the first baby joke would have been too obvious.
How do you make a baby shake? You put it in a blender.
And no, I’ve never done that, nor would I. Nor do I support harming babies.
However, the creamy texture would be perfect for tortillas chips or so the joke assumes.
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