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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    I think you may need to DQ them also- excellent job by them!


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    Fucking love dairy queen. Domeone dq me too

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    I hate that this thread has been so quite today...so....

    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie67 View Post
    I hate that this thread has been so quite today...so....

    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
    Dig baby jokes. Hey how do get a baby out of a blender?

    With a tortilla chip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proximal View Post
    Dig baby jokes. Hey how do get a baby out of a blender?

    With a tortilla chip.
    Man... This has gone over my head and its bugging me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Man... This has gone over my head and its bugging me
    I cant figure it out either

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Man... This has gone over my head and its bugging me
    Sorry, thought the first baby joke would have been too obvious.

    How do you make a baby shake? You put it in a blender.

    And no, I’ve never done that, nor would I. Nor do I support harming babies.

    However, the creamy texture would be perfect for tortillas chips or so the joke assumes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proximal View Post
    Sorry, thought the first baby joke would have been too obvious.

    How do you make a baby shake? You put it in a blender.

    And no, I’ve never done that, nor would I. Nor do I support harming babies.

    However, the creamy texture would be perfect for tortillas chips or so the joke assumes.
    Aha! Gotcha! Lol

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    Come on man I need four judges fucking scores in this thing three of the judges are active daily on this board what the fuck is going on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Aha! Gotcha! Lol
    Hey didn’t read this whole thread. Thought you were in the competition, were you? What happened? The only pic I’ve seen of you was that back pic of you with your son. My God, you look huge.

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