Assist Kimbo in courting Italian girl

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My solicitor sent me a message last week to say he "received a big offer" and so by the end of this month I might have six figures in my bank account, which of course means that I can go places and do things.

Kimbo, I’m stuck at home waiting for a new tv. I’m trying to read, but my ADD, limits that to short bouts.

You sound like Pip from Great Expectations. Is the $ from Magwhich?

[Kimbo Almond]

Kimbo, I’m stuck at home waiting for a new tv. I’m trying to read, but my ADD, limits that to short bouts.

You sound like Pip from Great Expectations. Is the $ from Magwhich?

I was in a residential Catholic rehab 3 years ago and there was a guy working there touching people. My compensation might be 6 figures.

[Proximal]

I was in a residential Catholic rehab 3 years ago and there was a guy working there touching people. My compensation might be 6 figures.

If that’s true, and I’m not saying it’s not, then use the money well. It’s just that other threads suggest to me that well, you’re not always serious.

This is a nice break from my book.

[Kimbo Almond]

If that’s true, and I’m not saying it’s not, then use the money well. It’s just that other threads suggest to me that well, you’re not always serious.

This is a nice break from my book.

Yes it's true. I'm jointly suing the rehab and also the police (because the police discarded my statement). Meeting with my solicitor on 7th Jan.

[Proximal]

Yes it's true. I'm jointly suing the rehab and also the police (because the police discarded my statement). Meeting with my solicitor on 7th Jan.

Good luck with the solicitor.

You know, I kind of swept my wife off her feet like you might do.

She loved the idea of me tracking down her address using a PI. And then when I climbed up on her roof to drop love notes down her chimney; OMG, she thought that was adorable.

You’re a funny dude Kimbo, or frightenly psychotic.

[Kimbo Almond]

You’re a funny dude Kimbo, or frightenly psychotic.

I've been sectioned twice, and my parents have a restraining order against me. The joke's on them though, because I've already reported them for benefits fraud and tax evasion; I'd be very very very surprised if they weren't audited because of it, and next I'm going to BLANK my original family home.

Satan knitted me together in my mother's barren womb and now it is incumbant upon me to ruin my family.

(For legal reasons I've censored one word above)

[Proximal]

Do you understand the moral quandary you pose when you post things of that nature?

Could you do me a solid, delete that sh** and lets have some fun.