Homeopathy

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I am related to a well know naturepathic doctor.
He is as full of shit as modern medicine.

Their basic beliefs stem off the idea of acidity vs alkalinity in the body and getting the body to vibrate closer to the frequency of the earth.

One of his pupils is a homo.
He hugged me and called me a beautiful man.

I ran like a mofo to my truck and hauled ass. Left my maul on that job. Guy was trying to get in my parasites.


Anyway their herbal shit is about balancing something that modern medical treatment dismisses which is overall ph balance of the body.

I suppose there is some truth to it but its kinda like chiropractors, "Oh.. You have a cold... You just need me to adjust C-5."

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OMG that sh!t right there made me literally laugh out loud! Dang, I needed that today. Thanks!

My wife asked what was so funny and all I could say was 'you will not appreciate this like I do'

And to top it all off, you lost a perfectly good maul!

He tells the story about me as "the one that got away" I bet.

Crazy ass homopaths.