Sigh.......I'd settle for one that didn't conviently forget his wedding ring at home on the way to work. For some reason.....married men seem to like to hit on me. Where I live....most of the people I am allowed to date (there are even rules on that in the Navy)....are married and the ones that are single are single for a reason. I refuse to date some fat, balding Navy Chief whose idea of a good time is sitting at the bar of the Chief's Club smoking and drinking beer.
YUCK and No thanks.
I'll stick with my toys.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!