Originally Posted by
darmadoc
Now hold on, last I heard you had some steady relationship with a great guy going on....what happened?
It was long distance and he couldn't keep his dick in his pants. Guess he wasn't that great. Sigh...Things were going well until I visited and discovered the condoms.....he tried to make some lame ass excuses but I'm not STUPID.
His loss.
He tried to make it better by telling me that if it was any consulation...it was a booty call....there was no intimacy.
I put up with him, his attitude and his little dick for 4 yrs....for it to end like this. Sorry.....harsh but true.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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