Quote Originally Posted by almostgone View Post
Very smart on the warm-up process. I like it!!

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Next time, just smile, nod, jam your earbuds in, walk up to the bar, growl somewhat loudly, shake the bar while it's still in the rack, unrack, and start repping. He should figure things out.
Haha yeah that will work!

Quote Originally Posted by cylon357 View Post
One other thing you might try, in addition to the previously put forth suggestions, and I have used this but it can backfire, goes something like this:
Him: "Hey! how you doing?"
You: "Ich spreche kein Englisch"
Him: "...." <wanders off>

Like I said, this can backfire...
Rofl I love it! I could definitely pull off looking German...just have to pull off saying it with a straight face!