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    When I die, I hope my homies pour out some juice and throw me a couple of Anavars. Oh and a few arimidex so I don’t get puffy. Oh and a few cialis/ viagra so my dick works in heaven. Orange tic tacs, too, if they can spare it. When they discover me in 2000 years, it will say “...and herein lies a juice head...” and I will be shrouded in UGL and 5/8” 25 g needles with Excel syringes. I will be placed in a museum and labeled “homo sapien tremendous anabolectus.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Test Monsterone View Post
    When I die, I hope my homies pour out some juice and throw me a couple of Anavars. Oh and a few arimidex so I don’t get puffy. Oh and a few cialis/ viagra so my dick works in heaven. Orange tic tacs, too, if they can spare it. When they discover me in 2000 years, it will say “...and herein lies a juice head...” and I will be shrouded in UGL and 5/8” 25 g needles with Excel syringes. I will be placed in a museum and labeled “homo sapien tremendous anabolectus.”
    Some juicehead's going to get wind that you're buried with all that gear and they're gonna rob you.

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    What does God think about Cremation? off topic...or what do you think He would think about it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Test Monsterone View Post
    When I die, I hope my homies pour out some juice and throw me a couple of Anavars. Oh and a few arimidex so I don’t get puffy. Oh and a few cialis/ viagra so my dick works in heaven. Orange tic tacs, too, if they can spare it. When they discover me in 2000 years, it will say “...and herein lies a juice head...” and I will be shrouded in UGL and 5/8” 25 g needles with Excel syringes. I will be placed in a museum and labeled “homo sapien tremendous anabolectus.”
    Abs are made in the kitchen" this humanoid made (partly) in the lab? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Test Monsterone View Post
    When I die, I hope my homies pour out some juice and throw me a couple of Anavars. Oh and a few arimidex so I don’t get puffy. Oh and a few cialis/ viagra so my dick works in heaven. Orange tic tacs, too, if they can spare it. When they discover me in 2000 years, it will say “...and herein lies a juice head...” and I will be shrouded in UGL and 5/8” 25 g needles with Excel syringes. I will be placed in a museum and labeled “homo sapien tremendous anabolectus.”
    if you die before me Im going to find ur grave and plant a maga flag there.

    relax, im just kidding with you..i had to take the shot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    if you die before me Im going to find ur grave and plant a maga flag there.

    relax, im just kidding with you..i had to take the shot

    Maga, what's what? Mothers AGainst Anal?

    ;-)

    There's gonna be an abortion clinic on top of my grave with a shared bathroom and LGBTQ guards. Good luck getting in...

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