How about when there are 8 small towels that have been abandoned all around.. like...

****... that towel got too heavy to carry..........

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit............ and in the locker room... pick up your nasty used towels..... The maid don't come here enough for your crap to be cleaned up after....

And use the dam____ urinal.... don't pee on the seat.....................