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  1. 01-17-2004, 12:51 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by RON
    Well I realized today that my life is complete bull**** and its all my fault. So I'm getting **** faced with the only friends my bitch (I mean wife) hasn't ran off....AR and all my bros. Who the hells gonna get drunk with me **** it. Lets have a board wide party. Come on bitches who's here. BTW I'm not drunk yet just really messed up in the head.


    you puke on my red dress before I get it off of you I'm gonna beat your ass!!!!!!!!!!!! stop feeling sorry for yourself, and boozing never fixes anything....when I come for that dress I'm going to straighten out that head of yours......

    now go put on the black stockings and lacy garters and the high hells and make your wife a nice lunch......

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  2. 01-17-2004, 12:52 PM #42
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    Thanks barbi but you better make my next drunkin party or else I hate all guy parties. Its just not fun having LMR try to take avantage of me in my drunken state.

    Gotta go now and write "I wiil not post drunk" 1000 times for Jason before tomorow or I have detention
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    Quote Originally Posted by RON
    Thanks barbi but you better make my next drunkin party or else I hate all guy parties. Its just not fun having LMR try to take avantage of me in my drunken state.

    Gotta go now and write "I wiil not post drunk" 1000 times for Jason before tomorow or I have detention
    LOL Ron.......You got it. I was having my own party last night...had a little welcome home from Sea party....complete with a nice bottle of Alize'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RON
    Its just not fun having LMR try to take avantage of me in my drunken state.
    Its the dress man. No gf on a gram of test well RON you looking mighty good brother. Next time I sneak up behind you and you feel that poke from the rear...shhhhh...its just a dream go back to sleep.
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  5. 01-17-2004, 01:03 PM #45
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    Cutie I broke one of the heals trying to walk last night sorry

    Trust me when I say this dress would never fit you but your still welcome to it. And the shoes were size 12 anyway

    And lastly if I made her lunch it would be pure hemlock so I better not
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    Need a xanax Ron???
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  7. 01-17-2004, 01:33 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by RON
    Cutie I broke one of the heals trying to walk last night sorry

    Trust me when I say this dress would never fit you but your still welcome to it. And the shoes were size 12 anyway

    And lastly if I made her lunch it would be pure hemlock so I better not


    awwwww you didn't get hurt did you? do you want me to massage your feet for you..? that make youfeel better?


    ok lets not poisen the wife, next week you may like her again *wink*

    well are you feeling any better today hon?


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  8. 01-17-2004, 05:41 PM #48
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    **** it man...pull yourself together! I couldn't join the drunkfest last night....Had I taken a look at the thread though, I could have picked up Nathan's slack.

    Today is another day bro!
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    Quote Originally Posted by swellin
    **** it man...pull yourself together! I couldn't join the drunkfest last night....Had I taken a look at the thread though, I could have picked up Nathan's slack.

    Today is another day bro!
    You on orals? drink then bro,a beer won't kill ya niether will the peace pipe
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  10. 01-17-2004, 05:49 PM #50
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    Nah, not on orals, but....I had a drink while on all of this stuff and my vision was blurred within 20 minutes. It stayed that way for a couple of hours. I believe it was the L-dex and the Jack Daniels that did it...and no, I was not chasing the jack with l-dex!
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    Quote Originally Posted by swellin
    Nah, not on orals, but....I had a drink while on all of this stuff and my vision was blurred within 20 minutes. It stayed that way for a couple of hours. I believe it was the L-dex and the Jack Daniels that did it...and no, I was not chasing the jack with l-dex!
    l-dex won't do thaT OR I'D BE BLIND
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    i know this is several days old but ron how are ya? it could have been worse..you could have been like me spending the whole next day deleting all of my drunken post..p.s. rum is good
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  13. 01-25-2004, 12:07 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by DF2003
    i know this is several days old but ron how are ya? it could have been worse..you could have been like me spending the whole next day deleting all of my drunken post..p.s. rum is good
    No bro I let the world know what a ****ed up individual I am. No deleting my stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RON
    No bro I let the world know what a ****ed up individual I am. No deleting my stuff.
    We already knew hoe ****ed up you were before this thread..........its ok though just shows your only human
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    Shiat RON I need to start taking my laptop home from work...if I knoew you were in shambels I would of come over and drank with you...or you could of went out with us the Santa Anita to bet the ponies for my bday Sunday. Well anywho, if you ever need a drinking partner....look no further...Butch is here (and in LA)....you need to come to the Beach and all your troubles will be set aside....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butch
    Shiat RON I need to start taking my laptop home from work...if I knoew you were in shambels I would of come over and drank with you...or you could of went out with us the Santa Anita to bet the ponies for my bday Sunday. Well anywho, if you ever need a drinking partner....look no further...Butch is here (and in LA)....you need to come to the Beach and all your troubles will be set aside....
    Thanks bro. It's not all that bad I'm just not always a happy camper. BUT we still have to get the LA thing going bro. I almost completely forgot about the LA party we were gonna hook up. I know there are a coupe good bro's down here.

    **** coming to the beach I just need to move my ass there. Not enough women in bikinis up here.

    BTW read the vegas thread bro.....We'll car pool cause I know your down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RON
    Thanks bro. It's not all that bad I'm just not always a happy camper. BUT we still have to get the LA thing going bro. I almost completely forgot about the LA party we were gonna hook up. I know there are a coupe good bro's down here.

    **** coming to the beach I just need to move my ass there. Not enough women in bikinis up here.

    BTW read the vegas thread bro.....We'll car pool cause I know your down.
    Well ia m glad to hear you are in better sprits...speaking of the beach...there is mad vacancy's going on in MB...you need to come down for a weekend and take a look at the scenery...you make like what you...definitly beats the Santa Clarita ladies....just barley though.

    Hey, even if we can't get any of the others dudes from LA together...you and I definitly need to do it. I'll shoot you a PM!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RON
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    Quote Originally Posted by RON
    Don't make me rip that tape off
    rip it off RON....we're all begging you!
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    You DRUNK ****! lol i can't believe i missed this **** ! next time lol u know im never one to miss out drinking
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    Yea ron, use your teeth....................

    yea ...........and pull her hair back like that tooooooooooo
    Is there any other way to do it.
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    i like it ron. hey... get drunk again..
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    not tonigh I drank everything in this house gotta reload
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