The STUPIDEST thing you were ever punished for in school.

[bermich]

I karate chopped a girl in the lip in first grade. Put ice down my teachers blouse in preschool. Threw a big wheel bike at a kid in kindergarden. Pushed a kid down a hill in preschool. Cut a girls pig tail off in kindergardern. Got kicked off the bus in 3rd 4th 5th and 6th grade for fighting, starting paper fights, throwing books out the windows, busting a window out. Suspended for breaking a computer screen in 7th grade.(it fell by itself)
Threw a desk at the teacher in 8th grade (it wasnt gonna hit him)
Paper fights in 8th grade Spit wads in 8th grade
Lighting my ex girlfriends inside locker with all her stuff on fire in 9th grade.
Breaking the drinking fountain in 9th and 10th grade.
Pulling a kid off the bus in front of the school so I could kick his ass before he got home in 10th grade
Throwing a bike over the fence cause they locked me in and climbed over it in 10th grade
Broke a kids wrist in 10th grade cause I threw him against a locker.
Ditched photo numerous times in 11th
Put a banana in a tail pipe of a student in 12th grade cause I wanted to see what happenend.
Got caught having oral sex in the dark room of photo class in 12th
Doing dohnuts in the parking lot in 12th
Got caught having regular sex in the dark room in 12th grade.
Brought a chinese star to school in 5th grade.
Plotted and actually had the entire 6th grade boycott school for a day just because I could. No one went inside the class rooms for the entire day. That one got me in a lot of trouble.

Cheated on several final exams cause I knew where the answers were kept.

ETC. I cant think of the other little crap but I got in trouble for all of those.
Not counting the ones where I got in trouble for fighting.

[hoss827]

I karate chopped a girl in the lip in first grade. Put ice down my teachers blouse in preschool. Threw a big wheel bike at a kid in kindergarden. Pushed a kid down a hill in preschool. Cut a girls pig tail off in kindergardern. Got kicked off the bus in 3rd 4th 5th and 6th grade for fighting, starting paper fights, throwing books out the windows, busting a window out. Suspended for breaking a computer screen in 7th grade.(it fell by itself)
Threw a desk at the teacher in 8th grade (it wasnt gonna hit him)
Paper fights in 8th grade Spit wads in 8th grade
Lighting my ex girlfriends inside locker with all her stuff on fire in 9th grade.
Breaking the drinking fountain in 9th and 10th grade.
Pulling a kid off the bus in front of the school so I could kick his ass before he got home in 10th grade
Throwing a bike over the fence cause they locked me in and climbed over it in 10th grade
Broke a kids wrist in 10th grade cause I threw him against a locker.
Ditched photo numerous times in 11th
Put a banana in a tail pipe of a student in 12th grade cause I wanted to see what happenend.
Got caught having oral sex in the dark room of photo class in 12th
Doing dohnuts in the parking lot in 12th
Got caught having regular sex in the dark room in 12th grade.
Brought a chinese star to school in 5th grade.
Plotted and actually had the entire 6th grade boycott school for a day just because I could. No one went inside the class rooms for the entire day. That one got me in a lot of trouble.

Cheated on several final exams cause I knew where the answers were kept.

ETC. I cant think of the other little crap but I got in trouble for all of those.
Not counting the ones where I got in trouble for fighting.

I bet you enjoyed doing everyone of those things, didn't you?

[technx]

when i was in 7th grade me and my brother were throwing rocks at the school and my brother hit a window and the best of luck for us was teachers walked in when he threw the rock and the window broke and they told a school cop that was nearby and they caught me and my brother and told us theyre calling cops for vandalism and cops didnt show up after 45 minutes so they let us go and said that god was watching over us and we just left but had 2 weeks of suspension when we got back to the school

[technx]

oh ya and a quick comment...hoss is a softy

[Neo]

Hoss, please tell me that your principal isn't really "Principal Skinner".....

The statute of limitations hasn't expired on some things I did in high school, so I'm going to plead the 5th....here are some minor ones though....

Put my English teacher's new Mercedes up on blocks

Set "accidental" fire to my chemistry book with a bunson burner

Got punished for constantly refering to tongs in chemistry as everyone's favorite gynecological friend "Specie the Speculum"

Made an under-classman let me shave and then nair his head because I was bored and he needed a haircut.....(burned his head really bad)

[hoss827]

Hoss, please tell me that your principal isn't really "Principal Skinner".....

The statute of limitations hasn't expired on some things I did in high school, so I'm going to plead the 5th....here are some minor ones though....

Put my English teacher's new Mercedes up on blocks

Set "accidental" fire to my chemistry book with a bunson burner

Got punished for constantly refering to tongs in chemistry to everyone's favorite gynecological friend "Specie the Speculum"

Made an under-classman let me shave and then nair his head because I was bored and he needed a haircut.....(burned his head really bad)

Hes the asst. principal....Yes, his name is Mr Skinner, was that the name of your principal or something?

[Neo]

Hes the asst. principal....Yes, his name is Mr Skinner, was that the name of your principal or something?

DUH! Principal Skinner of the Simpsons!!!!