That is hilarious. Key, your lucky she didn't just sh*t in the bed with you.

One of my good friends let another friend sleep at his place when they were really drunk. Friend A is in bed with his girlfriend and friend B is sleeping on the floor. B pisses himself and soaks the floor. Decides its kinda wet and climbs in bed with A and his girl. B decides to puke on A's girl. Needless to say, B was no longer allowed to stay at A's.