Originally posted by superbeast

Another good one.
Friend A from above lived across the street from a grocery store. This girl he was hooking up with stops by. He doesn't have condoms so he runs across the street to get a box. He gets to the counter and looks up at his girlfriend's mother. She was a manager at the store. That's something to be embarrassed about.
LMAO, That's when you know that you're fu*ked. But you should know by now that your girls mother works there.