Callin on rednecks...

[ttuPrincess]

They have to locate the cars through all the long weeds you got growin in the front yard before they jack them up.....

them weeds aint the problem, the goats take care of that....

its just the broken lawn mowers, tired, and ol' comodes that caus ethe problems.... and steppin on all them shot gun shells when your favorite flip flops got a blow out in 'em


hey Mart, TTGB and Big T the "spams" almost ready .. you better head down to the creek and wash up for lunch!

See, I don't let my boys come to the TV trays when their dirty.. and you call us southerners bad parents!!! HA

HBP

[Swellin]

Got to go kiddies...the wind just blew my house off the blocks...got to go get a big jack and fix it.

[Mart651]

Don't worry, we will get it straightened out. We have to be able to communicate don't we. Needless to say we do not change our language during the last slavery period.

They have resorted back to slavery in a sense.We take away one form from them and the open thier boarders for another.....btw how's your spanish coming?

[BIG TEXAN]

YOu can make fun of me..... you can make fun of my family...hell you can even kick my dog...but Mister you don't ever make fun of the great state of Texas....that's just plain out askin for an ass whoopin.....

[BIG TEXAN]

them weeds aint the problem, the goats take care of that....

its just the broken lawn mowers, tired, and ol' comodes that caus ethe problems.... and steppin on all them shot gun shells when your favorite flip flops got a blow out in 'em


hey Mart, TTGB and Big T the "spams" almost ready .. you better head down to the creek and wash up for lunch!

See, I don't let my boys come to the TV trays when their dirty.. and you call us southerners bad parents!!! HA

HBP

But I warshed up yesterday.....dang it....

[Da Bull]

How's yours...you live in FL...close to Miami in fact. Quite of few hispanic brothern down there in the tip.

They make thier way here or there on thier way.We don't keep them locked up in sheds like you all do.We have prisons

[Da Bull]

Don't worry, we will get it straightened out. We have to be able to communicate don't we. Needless to say we do not change our language during the last slavery period.

HAHA...hundred years later and they still talk like you all....yessum sir!

[Da Bull]

We're getting off the topic here you incest born hillbilly redneck fuks!!

[Mart651]

Incest my ass. I have been talking about screwing you on a camping trip. Not any kin.

See us southerners are against fags but we get a free pass to screw any yankee on a camping trip and not be considered gay.

So, one more time. Would you like to go camping?

We're getting off the topic here you incest born hillbilly redneck fuks!!

[Swellin]

Yeah, let's get back to simply bashing our ancestors...not everybody else's. You jack ass!

[TPAK]

Them Texans do take there state serious. Almose everyone of them has the texas flag some place on there car...LOL..

[Mart651]

You know folks. This thread is so jacked. I bet we have been reported 15 times.

So for the people that don't like it and aint from the south. You can lick the brown ring around my butthole.

[Da Bull]

Incest my ass. I have been talking about screwing you on a camping trip. Not any kin.

See us southerners are against fags but we get a free pass to screw any yankee on a camping trip and not be considered gay.

So, one more time. Would you like to go camping?

Let me try to fathom this...You can screw your cousin Joe Bob....and it's considered kin....you can screw a yankee camping and everyone turns an eye....so in your mind none of the is a homosexual act huh??

[Butch]

Well boys I am out for the day....you all have a safe and Happy St. Patty's Day....considering the amount of beer going to be drank in Texas tonight...there are going to be a lot of knocked up women tomorrow! God Bless Texas!

[BIG TEXAN]

hell I'm gonna be gettin this tat'ed on my calve....

[Da Bull]

You know folks. This thread is so jacked. I bet we have been reported 15 times.

So for the people that don't like it and aint from the south. You can lick the brown ring around my butthole.

Them southern gentlemen love the O ring don't they.

[ttuPrincess]

Let me try to fathom this...You can screw your cousin Joe Bob....and it's considered kin....you can screw a yankee camping and everyone turns an eye....so in your mind none of the is a homosexual act huh??

Yup whats so hard to understand about that?????

Atleast we aint screwin' our sheeps and goats like Hit

HBP

[ttuPrincess]

hell I'm gonna be gettin this tat'ed on my calve....

SWEAR ON MY LIFE.... My boyfriend has that .. on his calf!!!!
HBP

[Mart651]

Joe Bob is a girl dick. You yankees will never learn.

Let me try to fathom this...You can screw your cousin Joe Bob....and it's considered kin....you can screw a yankee camping and everyone turns an eye....so in your mind none of the is a homosexual act huh??

[Swellin]

Joe Bob is a girl dick. You yankees will never learn.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

[Mart651]

SWEAR ON MY LIFE.... My boyfriend has that .. on his calf!!!!
HBP

Whats this hbp. Heart break princess.

[Da Bull]

Yup whats so hard to understand about that?????

Atleast we aint screwin' our sheeps and goats like Hit

HBP

Lets not bring Hit into this...he's not from our glorious "UNION".

[Da Bull]

Whats this hbp. Heart break princess.

Hill billy Princess.

[Mart651]

Hill billy Princess.

AAHH. I guess I need to pay more attention.

By the way has the person that started this thread been back. I bet he will **** when he sees it.

[ttuPrincess]

Correct.. The Hillbilly Princess...
I don't break hearts.. i just run people over with my 5 speed dualy F 550 with a 10 inch suspention lift... usually breaks more then thier heart!!!

HBP

[ttuPrincess]

In 6 hours us southerners have taken a thread about Nascar and totally demolished it...

HAHA.. see give us soemthing unbroke and well break it!!!
just like with cars, guns and marriages

HBP

[Da Bull]

AAHH. I guess I need to pay more attention.

By the way has the person that started this thread been back. I bet he will **** when he sees it.

LOL.....he probably never thought he'd get this response.

[Mart651]

In 6 hours us southerners have taken a thread about Nascar and totally demolished it...

HAHA.. see give us soemthing unbroke and well break it!!!
just like with cars, guns and marriages

HBP

Nothing better than destruction.

hbdh

[TPAK]

hell I'm gonna be gettin this tat'ed on my calve....

Need I say more!!!!!

[Swellin]

I just noticed that Mart has 999 posts...one more in the redneck thread...you can do it.

[Da Bull]

Joe Bob is a girl dick. You yankees will never learn.

..................................

[Mart651]

I want to make this special. So thankyou Swellin I did not notice.

For all of you that are just getting to know me and think I am a pretty funny guy. Screw you. I aint trying to make new friends.

I just noticed that Mart has 999 posts...one more in the redneck thread...you can do it.

[Da Bull]

I want to make this special. So thankyou Swellin I did not notice.

For all of you that are just getting to know me and think I am a pretty funny guy. Screw you. I aint trying to make new friends.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAAHA.........

[Swellin]

Awesome post!!!!!!

[Mart651]

I want to make this special. So thankyou Swellin I did not notice.

For all of you that are just getting to know me and think I am a pretty funny guy. Screw you. I aint trying to make new friends.

I forgot my new signature.

HBDH

[ttuPrincess]

Nothing better than destruction.

hbdh

hbdh????


YEA 1000 posts for Mart!!!!! time ot break out the good stuff... Tonight we eat on the chinette paper plates!!!!!

HBP

[Mart651]

I knew you two would enjoy that.

[Da Bull]

I forgot my new signature.

HBDH

What is HBDH?...Hill Billy Dick Head?

[Mart651]

hbdh???? HBP

Hill billy dick head.

[Da Bull]

Hill billy dick head.