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  1. #1
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    You need to get high tech

    When I lived in an appartment, the teenager upstairs from me had an electric guitar which he played a top volume... only problem is that he did not know how to play it nor could he be bothered to learn... I asked politely a few times to keep the volume down but well...

    Electromagnetic interference (EMI) to the rescue...

    I break out the old HAM radio gear, UHF transmitter, 250w linear amplifier, 14dB directional antenna... stand under his amp, point the antenna and key the mic for a few seconds, get this horrible noise from his amp... he stops playing and restarts, so I key the mic again and hear this awefull buzzing sound from his amp... so I keep it there a good minute... funny thing is that when I unkeyed the mic, the buzzing sound continued blew his amp. Problem solved...

    Did the same thing to a neigbours home theatre in our condo... a$swipe had no consideration for the other owners...

    EMI is your friend folks military has been using it a while, playing with EMI I've even stalled a few cars (seems Saturns and Explorers onboard computers are VERY sensitive to EMI, barely a few hundred watts will shut down the computer, and the car).

    Red

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    You need to get high tech

    When I lived in an appartment, the teenager upstairs from me had an electric guitar which he played a top volume... only problem is that he did not know how to play it nor could he be bothered to learn... I asked politely a few times to keep the volume down but well...

    Electromagnetic interference (EMI) to the rescue...

    I break out the old HAM radio gear, UHF transmitter, 250w linear amplifier, 14dB directional antenna... stand under his amp, point the antenna and key the mic for a few seconds, get this horrible noise from his amp... he stops playing and restarts, so I key the mic again and hear this awefull buzzing sound from his amp... so I keep it there a good minute... funny thing is that when I unkeyed the mic, the buzzing sound continued blew his amp. Problem solved...

    Did the same thing to a neigbours home theatre in our condo... a$swipe had no consideration for the other owners...

    EMI is your friend folks military has been using it a while, playing with EMI I've even stalled a few cars (seems Saturns and Explorers onboard computers are VERY sensitive to EMI, barely a few hundred watts will shut down the computer, and the car).

    Red
    Ahhh that is a good one, my father is a ham radio operator, and every time he keys up and im watchin tv or have my stereo on i can listen in on his conversation...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    You need to get high tech

    When I lived in an appartment, the teenager upstairs from me had an electric guitar which he played a top volume... only problem is that he did not know how to play it nor could he be bothered to learn... I asked politely a few times to keep the volume down but well...

    Electromagnetic interference (EMI) to the rescue...

    I break out the old HAM radio gear, UHF transmitter, 250w linear amplifier, 14dB directional antenna... stand under his amp, point the antenna and key the mic for a few seconds, get this horrible noise from his amp... he stops playing and restarts, so I key the mic again and hear this awefull buzzing sound from his amp... so I keep it there a good minute... funny thing is that when I unkeyed the mic, the buzzing sound continued blew his amp. Problem solved...

    Did the same thing to a neigbours home theatre in our condo... a$swipe had no consideration for the other owners...

    EMI is your friend folks military has been using it a while, playing with EMI I've even stalled a few cars (seems Saturns and Explorers onboard computers are VERY sensitive to EMI, barely a few hundred watts will shut down the computer, and the car).

    Red

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    You need to get high tech

    When I lived in an appartment, the teenager upstairs from me had an electric guitar which he played a top volume... only problem is that he did not know how to play it nor could he be bothered to learn... I asked politely a few times to keep the volume down but well...

    Electromagnetic interference (EMI) to the rescue...

    I break out the old HAM radio gear, UHF transmitter, 250w linear amplifier, 14dB directional antenna... stand under his amp, point the antenna and key the mic for a few seconds, get this horrible noise from his amp... he stops playing and restarts, so I key the mic again and hear this awefull buzzing sound from his amp... so I keep it there a good minute... funny thing is that when I unkeyed the mic, the buzzing sound continued blew his amp. Problem solved...

    Did the same thing to a neigbours home theatre in our condo... a$swipe had no consideration for the other owners...

    EMI is your friend folks military has been using it a while, playing with EMI I've even stalled a few cars (seems Saturns and Explorers onboard computers are VERY sensitive to EMI, barely a few hundred watts will shut down the computer, and the car).

    Red

    wow that way to high tech for my simple ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    wow that way to high tech for my simple ass
    Well, there is always a good old hardwood baseball bat

    Red

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