Ask a Black Man.....

[Hazard]

why can't u guys say ask -vs- axe?

LMFAO!

i almost fell off my chair LOL

~Haz~

[Hazard]

Black, but when I was involved in criminal activities I hung with Rich White people. I have friends from many countries too.

Was this to conceal your criminal activities? To keep on the down lo...... or did us white guys corrupt you?

also..... i hear women in spain really LOVE bangin white guys..... do you have a friend there to confirm that?

*edit* I hear they like banging white americans...... there are some white spaniards..... didn't want you to confuse us

~Haz~

[ni4ni]

The Ten Commandments for the black man:


1. I be God. Don' be dissing me.
2. Don' be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib.
3. Don' be callin me for no reason - homey don' play that.
4. Y'all betta be in church on Sundee.
5. Don' dis ya mama, an if ya know who ya daddy is,
don' dis him neither.
6. Don' ice ya bros.
7. Stick to ya own woman.
8. Don' be liftin no goods.
9. Don' be frontin like you all that an no snitchin
on ya homies.
10. Don' be eyein' ya homie's crib, ride, or nothin.

[vpchill]

Was this to conceal your criminal activities? To keep on the down lo...... or did us white guys corrupt you?

also..... i hear women in spain really LOVE bangin white guys..... do you have a friend there to confirm that?

*edit* I hear they like banging white americans...... there are some white spaniards..... didn't want you to confuse us

~Haz~

Well as u can see Im pretty cool when it comes to my tolerance. I can fit in any circle.
the same way i can hang out in the projects, i can hang with people who are well to do.
that and the fact I brought all the party favors.

what women in the world doesnt love a white american man??

[Hazard]

What is the black mans stance on Eminem? Also, he has a new CD comming out..... how exactly do you feel about that?

~Haz~

[vpchill]

The Ten Commandments for the black man:


1. I be God. Don' be dissing me.
2. Don' be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib.
3. Don' be callin me for no reason - homey don' play that.
4. Y'all betta be in church on Sundee.
5. Don' dis ya mama, an if ya know who ya daddy is,
don' dis him neither.
6. Don' ice ya bros.
7. Stick to ya own woman.
8. Don' be liftin no goods.
9. Don' be frontin like you all that an no snitchin
on ya homies.
10. Don' be eyein' ya homie's crib, ride, or nothin.

How did you get a copy of that? you black?

[ni4ni]

How did you get a copy of that? you black?

u dont remember the pm?? wtf

[vpchill]

What is the black mans stance on Eminem? Also, he has a new CD comming out..... how exactly do you feel about that?

~Haz~

I like Em. my personal top 5 mc's
-Nas
-Biggie
-Em
-Jay z
-lil wayne (wen hes not using auto tune)

[ni4ni]

I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.

[Hazard]

I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.

Are u mexican?

~Haz~

[Hazard]

What is your take on tiger woods?

~Haz~

[CBGB]

Growing up...

Does a 40% black kid have it worse or better than 100% black kid? Or would it depend on location.


i.e. 40% may have it better in the suburb's but worse in the city?

[ni4ni]

Are u mexican?

~Haz~

mexican?????

[Hazard]

mexican?????

lol the way you said ur sentence.....

"I hopped DE FENCE" - thats how i took it LOLOLOL

~Haz~

[ni4ni]

lol the way you said ur sentence.....

"I hopped DE FENCE" - thats how i took it LOLOLOL

~Haz~

ur killn me bro- u r now leaning EBONICS!!!

[Hazard]

time to go play a round of golf..... LOL..... which brings me back to my tiger question..... LOL

~Haz~

[vpchill]

What is your take on tiger woods?

~Haz~

He's great, but I still aint interested in golf

Growing up...

Does a 40% black kid have it worse or better than 100% black kid? Or would it depend on location.


i.e. 40% may have it better in the suburb's but worse in the city?

Im 60% and My only issue was fighting anytime someone made a remark about my mother being white. I had a bad temper.

[ni4ni]

haz, try this one:
I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is this BEWARE I get a job?"

[vpchill]

haz, try this one:
I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is this BEWARE I get a job?"

LMAOOO. Thanx you made mde wake the baby

[ni4ni]

LMAOOO. Thanx you made mde wake the baby

sorry bro
doing the same thing here w/o kids!

[vpchill]

Im using that when I go back to work. I will give you the credit for that one.

[BritishColumbian]

How do you know Noah was a White man?

[BritishColumbian]

Why do black people call white people "honkies"?

[BritishColumbian]

How do you know Noah was a White man?

No black man could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!

[vpchill]

How do you know Noah was a White man?

Jesus told me.

Why do black people call white people "honkies"?

George Jefferson is to blame

[vpchill]

No black man could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!

lmaooooo

[ni4ni]

Im using that when I go back to work. I will give you the credit for that one.

lets give this site some credit also

[ronan the barbarian]

i cant beleive people are asking questions about being black....its nuts.my mrs is black half my mates are black,i have black collegues and my old doberman was black!!!

but i do have a question...why do you think your so different?
do you not go through the same struggle as most other people,i know its prob different in america but i still dont get why a blck guys life is so different to everyone elses

[ni4ni]

i cant beleive people are asking questions about being black....its nuts.my mrs is black half my mates are black,i have black collegues and my old doberman was black!!!

but i do have a question...why do you think your so different?
do you not go through the same struggle as most other people,i know its prob different in america but i still dont get why a blck guys life is so different to everyone elses

First and foremost the guy who started this thread is black(VP=40%) correct?
its all in fun(mostly 99%)...i would suggest that if it offends u then stay out of the lounge or off this thread-the later would be better.

[vpchill]

x2 Agreed. Its all in fun.

[vpchill]

i cant beleive people are asking questions about being black....its nuts.my mrs is black half my mates are black,i have black collegues and my old doberman was black!!!

but i do have a question...why do you think your so different?
do you not go through the same struggle as most other people,i know its prob different in america but i still dont get why a blck guys life is so different to everyone elses

Also, FYI A black guys life is much different than everyone elses. Ask all your mates, ur mrs and especially your dog. Most deff in america my friend.

For now everyone should stop being so serious.

[ni4ni]

Also, FYI A black guys life is much different than everyone elses. Ask all your mates, ur mrs and especially your dog. Most deff in america my friend.

For now everyone should stop being so serious.

[J431S]

hey vipii, what's goin down at your side of the world? can u handle some hard questions?

[vpchill]

MY side of the world is great. our last Q & A didnt go so well.

[Hoggage_54]

I have only 1 black friend on Facebook. Does that make me racist?

[vpchill]

I have only 1 black friend on Facebook. Does that make me racist?

If he was your ONLY friend it would make you lonely

[J431S]

Hey let's try this one: do u know what part of the motherland your ancestor came from? A lot of brothers-n-sistas now days are tracing their rooot back to the motherland. Chris Tucker recently trace his genes back to a small town in the african nation of Angola; Bishop TDK Jake to Nigeria; Oprah to a small tribal community in Liberia; and ma man Don Cheadle to Cameroon. Have u ever thought of tracing your lineage back to the mother earth? if not why not assuming cash ain't damn thing?

[ni4ni]

Hey let's try this one: do u know what part of the motherland your ancestor came from? A lot of brothers-n-sistas now days are tracing their rooot back to the motherland. Chris Tucker recently trace his genes back to a small town in the african nation of Angola; Bishop TDK Jake to Nigeria; Oprah to a small tribal community in Liberia; and ma man Don Cheadle to Cameroon. Have u ever thought of tracing your lineage back to the mother earth? if not why not assuming cash ain't damn thing?

are u kidding? what did u expect...Spain? Japan? Iran?
lmao

[vpchill]

Hey let's try this one: do u know what part of the motherland your ancestor came from? A lot of brothers-n-sistas now days are tracing their rooot back to the motherland. Chris Tucker recently trace his genes back to a small town in the african nation of Angola; Bishop TDK Jake to Nigeria; Oprah to a small tribal community in Liberia; and ma man Don Cheadle to Cameroon. Have u ever thought of tracing your lineage back to the mother earth? if not why not assuming cash ain't damn thing?

Well, I did read somewhere that those test are not that accurate for the money they are spending. Id have to locate that article it was many years ago. They narrow it down to as best possible. Myself, I am of such a wide background It would cost too much.
I have African and European bloodlines so it wouldnt really make sense to me. But to each his own

[J431S]

I could'nt agree more with yout rationale, the accuracy of the result is indeed questionable.

Here's another hot questions though; if a child is born to a white father but a black mother, why is that child automatically assume to be black since his father is white?

Any thoughts from your upbringing and experience? lol