These are the best, I just bought two of them and they came in the mail today. you can open like 9 beers in like 4 seconds with these suckers. and they look sweet, and they'r'e somthin to nervously flip around your finger when you're bored behind the bar
![]()
wait a minute you got rid of her KP? but now she is back? why did you get rid of her your hand get jealous?
nooooooooooo, i mean these are specifically speed openers. they're soooo sweeeeeeeeeeet. dude i can't wait to start this ****ing job. i have to work 445am-130pm at mcd's then 2-630 at the bar, so it'll be a long day
but yea man, i got one white one and one glow in the dark one. they're about i'd say 7 inches long (no sexual pun inteded)
Virgin?
![]()
2 weekends ago we went to Calgary so I could visit Cal for his sons bday and she went to visit her friends and party or some shit... gave me a bit of attitude on the way there and more during the weekend. By time we got home sunday night I told her we should move on... tuesday night the texts started and by friday I let her appologise... the entire duration of Terminator 4.
Did you not catch this explaination a couple days ago? I even posted her pics from that weekend... the one with the barely blanked out body parts
Pm standby
tehehehe yea i had a friend once who found that sweet spot on one of his lower mollers (sp) and could pop open bottles with it
i was like helllllll to the no
kohls has a bunch of really pimp clothes on sale too
ima pimp this shit.
you guys, seriously, this is my chance to have a nice job where i can make decent cash and chill out and do school and bodybuilding. i haven't lifted in so long, and havent lifted steadily for longer than that
its gotta change!
i can't keep working at 4am and shit, **** mcdonald's
yah, she even put her foot on the dash of my car on the way home from Calgary. I told her if she was putting a leg up she better put the other one up and play with herself for me... gave me some more attitude so I cranked the music and drowned her out till I dropped her off.
Let me see if I can find the pics.
nah man, she didnt go like a porn star with the whole strokin and sucking like she's trying to start a leaf blower... I just leaned the lazyboy couch back, she laid on my stomach and put it in her mouth and sucked on it for about 2 hours. I made sure she had some popcorn and drinks, Im not a complete asshole. Those long slow sucks are awesome, when you nut after that you can plaster a ceiling.
Heat wave here. 101 in SF, like 105 where I am.
and no, Im not going to email the pics with the blocks taken off. I promised I wouldnt show her naked. Catch a women half naked and they are almost always willing for a couple snap shots....
KP your the man i like it
email it without the gay blue sh*t you did to it but leave the blocks? lmao
dude she looks fvcking sexy man. props to you
You can't see her hideous monobrow, crossed eyes, and furry nips with those blocks lol.
my favorite pic was the one I took right after the 2nd one... its the same pose but from the left side of the room showing the honey hole.
There are currently 85 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 85 guests)