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  1. 07-22-2008, 10:41 AM #43161
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    my university is a laptop university and I just got my new Toshiba Portege M700 complete with alllll this cool shit like webcam and all this cool shit

    i have a boner
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    drug conviction means no student loans? goddamn i want a r********* and go back to anarchy....then i'll start my own country
    yep. you may still be able to get them. but you cant get them through the government or schools. of if you can, they would need your first born child and your soul as down payment. sucks.

    what doesnt make sense is why they would do that? what if.. someone like me who has cleaned up and is a decent guy now wants to get his life together and not be stuck in the "convict" frame of life... so he tries to go back to school but cant?

    so basically the government is sayin that you fcked up. and if you want to better your self... you cant.. so what do ppl do... go back to selling drugs cuz its easy and fast money.

    fcking guys
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    my university is a laptop university and I just got my new Toshiba Portege M700 complete with alllll this cool shit like webcam and all this cool shit

    i have a boner
    hmm, that may be an option. ill go online. or just get a fake degree. wasnt there a thread about that a few weeks ago? lol.
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    Geezus, $135 for not even 45 minutes of work! I'm gonna learn a/c repair!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    so im thinking about going back to school for like radio broadcasting. not that i want to be the guy on the radio. just the guy behind the scenes. only thing is... i like my life right now other then my money situation. and if i go to school that will just dump my life upside down. and ill be more broke cuz i cant get student loans because i have a drug conviction. so ya know what... forget it. ill just whore
    not much money in radio just to warn you. I have a friend I grew up with who is a very good DJ. He drives a porsche and lives in a sweet pad, but that's only cause he has a trust fund.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    not much money in radio just to warn you. I have a friend I grew up with who is a very good DJ. He drives a porsche and lives in a sweet pad, but that's only cause he has a trust fund.
    eh, damn. well fck it. im going to start selling gear. this is bullshit. i quit
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    I gotta go pick up my daughter's car, but first the drug store to get my mechanics "money" lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    I gotta go pick up my daughter's car, but first the drug store to get my mechanics "money" lol
    peace
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    have

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    yea.

    oh me so horny, oh me so horny

    it sucks. all the chicks that i used to be able to have my lunchtime quickies with.. all got jobs!! whats with that?? geez
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    dudes, this chick that i hung out with last thur and went to that pool party with.. loves me. she is all about me. just sucks cuz she works late at night and i go to bed at 10. so i never see her. she said she is trying to find someone to take off one night so we can chill. i told her my back is killin me. she is going to give me a massage. i told her i only get massages when im naked. she said thats what she was counting on. score!!
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    time for chicken.
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    i'm eating toast. chicken later
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    and I recently realized that if you get sick of eating straight chix breast, tha tyou can actually dice the chix and make a chicken salad out of it. it is soooooooooooo much easier.....i'm getting good at this stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    and I recently realized that if you get sick of eating straight chix breast, tha tyou can actually dice the chix and make a chicken salad out of it. it is soooooooooooo much easier.....i'm getting good at this stuff

    yea right now i have it diced up and soaked in balsamic vinagar. hmmm.. cottage cheese is later. then OJ with BCAA's for preworkout
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    Its beyond him not taking advice bro... Its about constantly lying and dragging a man down for no reason...
    what a douche
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    whore more!! must whore more!!
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    I like chicken

    There once was a case where they cut off a rooster's head and it lived for several years after that...the family who owned the rooster kept feeding it with an eyedropper through it's neck hole. There was enough of the brain stem it kept walking around and breathing and stuff.
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    It would even try to crow once in awhile. Unsuccessfully of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I like chicken

    There once was a case where they cut off a rooster's head and it lived for several years after that...the family who owned the rooster kept feeding it with an eyedropper through it's neck hole. There was enough of the brain stem it kept walking around and breathing and stuff.
    WTF??? lol
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    oh shit 4700 posts!!!
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    damn boys i havnt been a very good whore today, i gotta go home and get some food will be back, only eatin twice today and been up for 7 hours already
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokeyd View Post
    damn boys i havnt been a very good whore today, i gotta go home and get some food will be back, only eatin twice today and been up for 7 hours already
    not good.
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    I'll take a peice of that white section of your avy that says tenderloin smoke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I'll take a peice of that white section of your avy that says tenderloin smoke.
    fat ass. you better share.
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    I got to whore up beat inky-e
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    armageddon time
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    whats up whores
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    armageddon time
    huh?
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    I hate this freaking 30 seconds rule. It sucks
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    huh?
    ARMageddon ? arm day?
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    I just stopped by at the walmart (I know) to pick up a rope for my property line and there was a big line up in mcdonald and people were so over weight made me sick
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    gotta beat kratos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    ARMageddon ? arm day?
    We are having a day where we can show our arms? The use to call it competitions
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    damnit!! almost there. tomorrow i shall be victorious!!

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    today its going to rain....when the hell I am going to finish my yard work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    damnit!! almost there. tomorrow i shall be victorious!!

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    rofl....you really wanna get up there doncha? wtf happened to pewn anyway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    40 to go.
    Keep whoring u whore
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