Ruhl wouldn't have got laid the first time without this thread, so you're responsible for his whole sex life haha.
I feel accomplished
Ruhl wouldn't have got laid the first time without this thread, so you're responsible for his whole sex life haha.
Anabolic Member
Do we have proof that he actually got laid?Originally Posted by Kratos
I feel accomplished
I think ruhl is an honest sort, and the fact he's been pining for her all this time leads me to think it true.
Anabolic Member
Should we come up with some sorts of contingency plan should Ruhl ***** out so these chicks are just sitting there waiting for his lame and and he's not gonna show?
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
wtf kind of proof would you like exactly?
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
that's not necessarily true....not like i met her in this thread....we were already talking by the time this thread was made
I feel accomplished
he better not do that...c'mon ruhl they just wanna play with the bone, let em' play with the bone. Anway work is over this thread helped it fly by.
Member
I just started reading in here.
Unbelieveable.
I guess...GO RUHL!
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
that's exactly how i feelI just started reading in here.
Unbelieveable.
I guess...GO RUHL!
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RUHl you lucky freak of nature bang them all. JESUS CHRIS WHEN THE LORD GIVES IT RAINS. IN YOUR CASE IT'S RAINING ***** NOW QUIT BEING A P U S S Y AND TAKE WHAT LORD IS GIVING.
Anabolic Member
What time zone is MO? Central? That means its already 6:15. Ruhl, you have a date at 11:00. I already gave you the address.
"A Work in Progress"
don't let us down ruhl!!!
i think i'm gonna put an add up on craigslist
"A Dukkit In The Making"
o, i most DEF will do that!
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
i already told you i'm at home damnit!!!!
Anabolic Member
So, your gonna be there at 11:00?
Veritas, Aequitas ~
wooooo go ruhl!
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
good lord.....no one listens to me
Banned
no i heard you, just please say it one more time.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
it's very disturbing to me that this thread has over 3000 views now
Anabolic Member
That's cause I told everyone in the Craigslist Ad where to look dummy. I told you this is real.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
i've not been doubting the reality.....although with your constant assurances you make me wonder if i should beThat's cause I told everyone in the Craigslist Ad where to look dummy. I told you this is real.
Anabolic Member
With as many excuses as you have, I'm starting to wonder if your seriously gay or not.
Anabolic Member
Ruhl, if you don't tell me in the next 10 minutes that you are going there, I'm giving up on you completely. Seriously. You will be known as "the one that shall not be named." Seriously. Your a failure to the "manhood."
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
even if i was gay i'm too homophobic to let that happen lolWith as many excuses as you have, I'm starting to wonder if your seriously gay or not.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
if i don't get to see these emails in their original setting i may become uncooperative here.....i hate public places enough that you guys would put me in one with no girl showing up just to see what happens
Veritas, Aequitas ~
this is turning into a total letdown.
Anabolic Member
What am I gonna tell these chicks man? I sent #1 about 30 emails back and forth all day, and I seriously even gave her my cell phone number and shit.
I got a lot of work into all this. Dude, I've been throwin' game a 10 different chicks to get us this far.
Veritas, Aequitas ~
well if ruhl doesnt show up then you can finish her offWhat am I gonna tell these chicks man? I sent #1 about 30 emails back and forth all day, and I seriously even gave her my cell phone number and shit.
I got a lot of work into all this. Dude, I've been throwin' game a 10 different chicks to get us this far.
Anabolic Member
I'm in friggin GA and these chicks all live by assclown in MO. Plus, I think my wife would want to know where I was going for the next week.well if ruhl doesnt show up then you can finish her off
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
i'm not explaining again.....i'm not even saying i wont go to one of these ill conceived sons of satan......but i can't tonight, i'm simply not there.....i appreciate what you've been doing....even though you pretty much don't listen to me at all about itWhat am I gonna tell these chicks man? I sent #1 about 30 emails back and forth all day, and I seriously even gave her my cell phone number and shit.
I got a lot of work into all this. Dude, I've been throwin' game a 10 different chicks to get us this far.
Anabolic Member
You seriously think your in a position to negotiate when and if you get *****? Seriously. Dude, take what you can get. Go look at the start date of this thread. That was 2 years ago.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
yea but i really don't even feel deprived anymore......i've mostly forgotten what i'm missing out onYou seriously think your in a position to negotiate when and if you get *****? Seriously. Dude, take what you can get. Go look at the start date of this thread. That was 2 years ago.
Banned
Just tell her the truth.What am I gonna tell these chicks man? I sent #1 about 30 emails back and forth all day, and I seriously even gave her my cell phone number and shit.
I got a lot of work into all this. Dude, I've been throwin' game a 10 different chicks to get us this far.
Ruhl appreciated all the help you did for him, thought you were kinda cute, and asked you out.
But you'd rather go out with her tonight.
I mean next Ruhl is gonna ask if you can staple a picture of his face on your forehead and do her for him.
"A Dukkit In The Making"
i bet at this point, elvisinturn1 pretty much looks like an older version of his avitar with the same expression. LOL
i'm so frustrated that some guy has a plateful of all-you-can-eat buffet-style ***** of this hotness and isn't jumping on it. it's torture actually.
Senior Member
RUHL I can't believe after all the work elvisinturn1 did you're not even going to be able to find a ride?
May your manhood shrivel up and fall of and turn to ashes.
Banned
Bo’s Final Analysis of This Thread ~
I just want people to know my recent participation in this thread has been largely to make it go away.
First time I remember posting a couple years ago, dude got laid, thread never died, nothing changed.
What I think maybe everyone in here doesn't realize (I’m just starting to understand)
Is how bad we are in fact participating in the death of RuhlFreaks penis and actually disabling his sex life.
The only reason I haven't said it before is because I find the thread entertaining, but I also find it sad what we're doing to Ruhl.
~ It should first be noted that I think guys here have nothing but the best intentions for Ruhl, and truly like the guy. He doesn’t lash out at anyone, and can hold a mature tone even with all the crap we subject him to.
~ It should second be noted, that you may not like him as much as you think, and that your (and my) intentions may be far from their noble faces or fronts.
Let me pose this as a couple real life situations that I see happen A LOT in life in different ways,
I picked 2 simply for the concept -
****************
Wife does nothing but complain about her husband to me at *first.
Goes on for a bit and after a while I'm like "wow, thats FVCKED up, why do you tolerate it?"
Next week – Me: "How are things going with your husband?"
Her: "He threw my blackberry out the car window cause I yelled at him"
Me: "OMG! Thats so messed up!
Why are you still with him!
I hate guys like that!
You need to leave him!
blah blah”
Next 2 months ME going crazy trying to get her to leave him.
**************** (new scene)
Girl has a bf who is beating her.
She’s angry with him, but to a degree she’s also desensitized, or FORGOT what NOT being beat feels like (almost like ruhl forgot what vagina feels like [and I'm not implying for a second being beat is anything like not getting laid, its for the concept])
Again, *ME*: "What the $&#* are you STILL DOING with him?! You should leave him, tie him up and chop his dick off blah blah".
Next year, nothing but me trying to convince this girl in every way possible that she just needs to leave him.
***************
2 scenes, then lets consider Ruhl, scene 3.
Guys unhappy with his sex life at first, we help him out, he gets laid. We keep trying to help and see nothing has actually changed at all, EVEN when he first got laid.
AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
******** Back to scene 1.
Its became obvious to me at some point, every time this woman complained, I’d feed into it, then get angry, emotional, disappointed, and tied up in the situation.
One day I said “fvck this. What is really happening here?”
I’ll let HER bring up her husband for now on, and I won’t care.
More dirt from her about the dude.
What do I say? “That sucks, oh well, really can’t do much about it” new subject.
A few times afterwards she keeps bringing him up, my same response, its disconnected & detached emotionally, I don’t care anymore.
BECAUSE, I was getting mad FOR HER.
Which meant, SHE DOES NOT NEED TO GET MAD FOR HERSELF.
6 months later I heard she finally left the guy.
********* Scene 2
SAME SHIT.
Chick has no one to be her moral compass or her judgment, no one to get mad FOR HERSELF.
And sure enough, she eventually left him.
What is going on in all these situations?
We are doing what the other person should be doing for themselves, which is precisely why, when we start doing it, they really have no reason to do it anymore.. for THEMSELVES.
And to simplify it even further.
When someone says “Fvck, I have an itch on my back, can you scratch it?”
You scratch the itch (cause they can’t reach it)
And where does the itch go?
AWAY.
The person doesn’t have to deal with anymore.
So metaphorically speaking, ruhls balls have been itching for the last 2 years, and we have all been scratching them, FOR HIM.
So he has no reason to even try to scratch them anymore.
Not even to mention all the other shit.
The guy most likely already puts ***** on a pedestal. But rather then try to convince him not to put it on one, a 2 year thread is dedicated to nothing but PUTTING PVSSY ON A PEDISTAL.
Acting collectively as a group, like ***** is the most important thing in the world. Which is nothing better then despicable.
What ever ruhl was 2 years ago.
And this is only MY analysis.
Today, he’s prob worse then he was before this thread even existed.
I commend all who participate, but this is my final analysis & opinion. I usually try to actually help people the best I can. And I think what is going on in this thread, all though it *may get ruhl laid again.
..is nothing more then everything it shouldn’t be.
-Bo
"A Dukkit In The Making"
that's a good post.
it would've been more worthwhile and shown more guts to say that BEFORE the thread kind of killed itself though. At this point everyone is throwing in the towel, so big deal.
Banned
Agree a bit.
This is just a *lull* in this threads activity.
This thread was STRONG, and has been for years. So I had to wait till it was spitting up blood before I kicked it in the head, to be frank.
"A Dukkit In The Making"
I wanna hook up with that green-haired titty-licious freak
Banned
Her real hair is sky blue and she's only wearing a bottom in that pic.
I photoshopped the green hair and top.
I have a weird fetish for chicks with headphones.. don't ask.
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