The help RuhlFreak55 get laid thread!

[Kratos]

well, I just got home from being drunk, it's 3:15 in the morning and all I can say is I'm horrified. Ruhl decided to stay at his mom's house and suck on her titty when there was a girl an hour away ready to do the deed with him. Elvis, that's about as good as a wingman can be over the net, but when the baby giraffe refuses to walk eventually the heard will leave it to the lions. If he doesn't want to have sex, that's fine, but ruhl has lost the right to complain about not getting any. I drove my last car 60k miles with the check engine light on, and you can bet I'd risk a breakdown to get some if I were in a drought of ruhl like proportions. He wanted to be home, he prolly goes home every weekend, that's what he does. If you asked he next weekend where he is, he's on the couch looking at his mom, and she's thinking to herself "god I hope my son isn't gay, he's never brought a girl over...it's friday/saturday night, wtf is he doing here?" Wouldn't want to upset the routine with a real live girl. Anyway, no more complaints ruhl, let the thread fall off the page and die now elvis.

[scibble]

this thread inspired me to respond to a couple w4m's...

welcome to the new "help Scibble thread", guaranteed NOT to fall through
your voyeuristic satisfaction gar-on-teeed!

[gst528i]

This THREAD NEED TO BE STICKYYYYY OR ARCHIVED AND I VOTE BAN OR SUSPENSION FOR BEING RETARTED.
RUHL YOU WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY FOR BEING WORSE THAN THE GUY FROM 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN.

[RuhlFreak55]

not my fault that none of you listened to me from noon yesterday.....i had to come home at get my truck fixed......and i don't know that i could have had the courage to go out to some random scary place where drunk people are and wait to maybe have some girl take pity on me anyway

i've talked about essentially since kate in this thread that i don't know that i can do anything remotely resembling a one night stand and all of that still holds. I don't know that i'm the kind of person that can do that

[dan991]

not my fault that none of you listened to me from noon yesterday.....i had to come home at get my truck fixed......and i don't know that i could have had the courage to go out to some random scary place where drunk people are and wait to maybe have some girl take pity on me anyway

i've talked about essentially since kate in this thread that i don't know that i can do anything remotely resembling a one night stand and all of that still holds. I don't know that i'm the kind of person that can do that

The titty bar is the safest bar on the planet Ain't nobody trying to fight at a titty bar. Everyone just wants to see boobies! Sure, there is the occasional drunk brawl, but those happen in McDonald's parking lot. You found every single excuse and way to avoid getting laid. If you didn't want to get laid, you shouldn't be complaining about it. That's your problem. You want your dick to wrinkle up and fall off from non-use, that's your choice and fine. Just don't bitch to everyone else that you aren't getting laid because YOU are the limiting factor. We tried to help, and this was serious. It wasn't a joke.

[RuhlFreak55]

i dunno if bo is right or not.....he usually is.....but i really don't feel i'd have any more impetus to go find someone without this thread, it's all just been comical to me that someone would give a shit if i'm getting laid.

I'm just not driven to go **** everything in sight as much as some of you are (not that there's anything wrong with that) now as for what you all think of that stance that's your peroagative. Am i antisocial? yes and the fact that i don't drink or party doesn't really help that situation, what i'm not though is stupid or heartless. I just haven't stumbled across my princess yet....and i've always thought i'd meet her at a gym or something.

[Bojangles69]

i dunno if bo is right or not.....he usually is.....but i really don't feel i'd have any more impetus to go find someone without this thread, it's all just been comical to me that someone would give a shit if i'm getting laid.

I'm just not driven to go **** everything in sight as much as some of you are (not that there's anything wrong with that) now as for what you all think of that stance that's your peroagative. Am i antisocial? yes and the fact that i don't drink or party doesn't really help that situation, what i'm not though is stupid or heartless. I just haven't stumbled across my princess yet....and i've always thought i'd meet her at a gym or something.

Dude I know a lot of guys and one thing I can tell you, is sex is great, but its never and will never be as important as this thread makes it seem.
It won't change you, it won't make you a different person, better or worse.

Thats "sex", love (not even the act, just the emotion) CAN change a person.
And as long as you are happy, I can honestly tell you from everything I've learned in life, nothing else means anything.
As long as you realize that, then - NOTHING ELSE MEANS ANYTHING.

[RuhlFreak55]

Dude I know a lot of guys and one thing I can tell you, is sex is great, but its never and will never be as important as this thread makes it seem.
It won't change you, it won't make you a different person, better or worse.

Thats "sex", love (not even the act, just the emotion) CAN change a person.
And as long as you are happy, I can honestly tell you from everything I've learned in life, nothing else means anything.
As long as you realize that, then - NOTHING ELSE MEANS ANYTHING.

and that's what i want......all i've ever aspired to in the girl department.....be in love

[Kratos]

and that's what i want......all i've ever aspired to in the girl department.....be in love

I don't hate you buddy.

[Bojangles69]

and that's what i want......all i've ever aspired to in the girl department.....be in love

Thats cool.
We did a study last semester and found something like 88% of guys would prefer being in a monogmus relationship with a woman they care for rather then living the bachelorish manwhore lifestyle.

So I've never had any doubt most men would prefer just to be with one special chick, as long as shes not psycho.

The only possible issue is people who LOOK for love, and create love out of situations that are anything but love.
The internet phenom "oneitis" is a direct side effect of this mentality.


So my only real concern for you, would be to master and destroy any possibility of oneitis from occuring in your life when you do meet a women for more then an hour.
Its a deep psychological mind fvck that can spring simply from not having enough emotionally detached sex. There IS other ways of centering in on objectivity besides detached sex, and what ever path you choose, just make sure its for that purpose.

[gst528i]

Thats cool.
We did a study last semester and found something like 88% of guys would prefer being in a monogmus relationship with a woman they care for rather then living the bachelorish manwhore lifestyle.

So I've never had any doubt most men would prefer just to be with one special chick, as long as shes not psycho.

The only possible issue is people who LOOK for love, and create love out of situations that are anything but love.
The internet phenom "oneitis" is a direct side effect of this mentality.


So my only real concern for you, would be to master and destroy any possibility of oneitis from occuring in your life when you do meet a women for more then an hour.
Its a deep psychological mind fvck that can spring simply from not having enough emotionally detached sex. There IS other ways of centering in on objectivity besides detached sex, and what ever path you choose, just make sure its for that purpose.

REALLY NOW FIND ONE OF THOSE 88 PERCENT OF MARRIED IN LOVE MEN AND PUT HIM IN A ROOM WITH A MODEL THAT RATED A 8/10 AND SEE WHAT HE DOES.

[RuhlFreak55]

Thats cool.
We did a study last semester and found something like 88% of guys would prefer being in a monogmus relationship with a woman they care for rather then living the bachelorish manwhore lifestyle.

So I've never had any doubt most men would prefer just to be with one special chick, as long as shes not psycho.

The only possible issue is people who LOOK for love, and create love out of situations that are anything but love.
The internet phenom "oneitis" is a direct side effect of this mentality.


So my only real concern for you, would be to master and destroy any possibility of oneitis from occuring in your life when you do meet a women for more then an hour.
Its a deep psychological mind fvck that can spring simply from not having enough emotionally detached sex. There IS other ways of centering in on objectivity besides detached sex, and what ever path you choose, just make sure its for that purpose.

I would believe that, i think it's just perpetuated by alot of society that you're supposed to live that kind of manwhore lifestyle to be a "real" man and instead of that being the majority it's just the few that have the biggest mouths that live like that.

as far as the other parts here.....if i've not made it clear i don't have this idea that you should only have sex with one person ever, as sexual compatability is a big part of a relationship i definitely think that should be determined before one embarks on something like marriage. What i do think is that you care for anyone you take to your bed.....care enough to think about their feelings as well as your own.......their needs, THEN your needs when it comes to sex etc etc.

[RuhlFreak55]

already said i'd prolly go at a later date.....but whatever....don't expect you to do anything more......give me the password?

[dan991]

already said i'd prolly go at a later date.....but whatever....don't expect you to do anything more......give me the password?

You don't deserve the password. *Maybe* if I'm in a good mood later, I'll give it to you. Depends on what your gonna commit to. If you aren't gonna follow threw with anything, its not worth the discussion.

[Kratos]

thought this was the post whore thread for a second

[scibble]

imo, given what's happened and how ruhl states he feels
best thing is not just to avoid sex with random chicks, but he probably shouldn't have sex with ANYONE that he hasn't known for a longer period of time.

just because someone seems cool and you hit it off with them doesn't mean you have to pork her within the first seven days if being "in love" is what you're after, then you should probably wait longer.

if you do that with someone you hardly know just because you have cozy feelings and you hit it off, it's still basically random sex and you're at a very high risk of getting hurt and sinking into depression for another five years.

no doubt there's definitely some youthful confusion here, and you should get your behavior as well as expectations in line with you real goals.

[scibble]

yeah, those are the bachelors that aren't getting any.

[Chitown Raider]

For what it's worth Ruhl I got laid tonight.

[RuhlFreak55]

bump for newb education....i'm tired of explaining lol

[FallenWyvern]

bump for attention....i'm tired of explaining lol

Edited for clarity.

[amcon]

lol ok bro got it what do you need to know...

#1 - smile a lot, if you have bad teeth make sure you have good breath and dont smile as much(if you have bad breath get a tongue scraper - seriously - you local grocer will have it near tooth brushes - you a lost cause if you dont know what a tooth brush is lol, "scrap" the back of you tongue to get the bad breath out 90% of bad breath is bacteria on you tongue)

#2 - girls expecially bad girls like bad guys (heck, good girls love bad guys) so, dont be overly nice. now that doent mean rude just gentelman like and bad ass

#3 - dont talk at all how much you like to fight, hit, or get mad.

#4 - all of you attention goes to her... if a topless hottie walks by - have a friend take a pic and look at it later!! all you attention goes to her.

#5 - if she is going to blow you off or talk to some over guy - save you dignity and take her home. (if you pic her up you take her home) if she meet you there - be late 30 to 45 min - just tell her it cool but you guys were going to hang out to night and tell her your not focused and your leaving. smile when you say it...

#6 - and dont tell her how pretty she is or tell her your falling for her... or that crap just tell her your enjoying her company like you supprised...

# 7 - dont get all "DUDE!!!!" with your friends keep it cool and let them make them selves look stupid, NOTE: if they get in to a fight or something - you can jump in but ask her permission as you running away to help your friend - she'll see you as a superman!! if she says no - break the bad guy in half she'll be impressed(maybe not)

#8 - and when it comes to till to close the deal at night - ACT LIKE YOU EXPECT IT BUT BE POLITE!! if she says no smile and say "cool, i dont want to move too fast eigher" close again,

#9 - take pics we need them for proof!!!

good luck bro what i said is either bs or dead on so treat it like a buffet and take what you want...

read men are from mars and women from venus ... it will help alot

[StoneGRMI]

Insert penis is woman's vagina. That's the best way to get laid. Gigity gigity.

[RuhlFreak55]

i have perfect white teeth apparently......like 10 people in the last week have commented on them

[amcon]

then smile a lot girls love nice teeth, and nice shoes

[RuhlFreak55]

if one wants to know........i was stood up tonight......just thought it should be part of the thread as i thought i'd get laid tonight.

[FallenWyvern]

There has to be some fat ugly chick out there that thinks you are some sort of god?

Man just do it.

[RuhlFreak55]

There has to be some fat ugly chick out there that thinks you are some sort of god?

Man just do it.

why in hell would one of them deserve the pleasure of my cock???????

[FallenWyvern]

why in hell would one of them deserve the pleasure of my cock???????

Are you getting laid every day?

[Dobie-BOY]

Open the phone book to "escort services". Works everytime.

[T_Own]

i skipped pages 2-14 but this thread is awesome. i know i have the best game when i'm drunk and can come up with words like i never could when sober. and i know this because i just did a while ago. a nice lookin girl too. still drunk... so yeah. try it, drinking won't kill you

[Kratos]

bump for ruhl, fresh ideas plz...he just f-ed it up with another girl that wanted to have sex with him. He needs help and lots of it.

[RuhlFreak55]

how did i **** up my chance with that girl??????

[Kratos]

how did i **** up my chance with that girl??????

cause she told you so

[RuhlFreak55]

cause she told you so

i dunno what ur talking about...she was sick on saturday

[Kratos]

i dunno what ur talking about...she was sick on saturday

didn't she have a little speach for you last time she was in the same room with you...like something about you not being able to have a gf cause you aren't at peace with who you are?

[RuhlFreak55]

didn't she have a little speach for you last time she was in the same room with you...like something about you not being able to have a gf cause you aren't at peace with who you are?

that's not exactly how that went...that wasnt in person either. She's just worried that i don't value myself as much as she can see that my inherent value is.

[gst528i]

coz ur can't stop ur mangina from taking over lol

[*RAGE*]

take a 50.00 dollar bill and hit the streets bro....I didnt read all of them but it works everytime...it might not be the best but at least you will get some..

[alex18]

we need to find him a girl who will have Pooper love with him

[Kratos]

why do you always play dumb when you know what I'm talking about? then next time you made a date she was "sick" 10 min before.