girlfriend is too wet!!!

[fenceguy]

man anyone ever have a problem with a woman being too wet? What can you do about it? And how do you tell her nicely?

[Tesla]

Yeah, been there and, uh, done that. What I've discovered with girls who get super-wet is that they are usually extra-stinky down there. When it smells like a trash dump it's really hard to go down on it.

[*Narkissos*]

Yeah, been there and, uh, done that. What I've discovered with girls who get super-wet is that they are usually extra-stinky down there. When it smells like a trash dump it's really hard to go down on it.

extra stinky?

LMAO... I've never experienced a smell with the superwetness

@extra stinky.

[aadrenaline]

extra stinky?

LMAO... I've never experienced a smell with the superwetness

@extra stinky.

my last girl got really wet and didnt smell bad or taste bad either!

i miss her

[chest6]

thats y ill never go down on girls.. isnt a prob for sex tho

[zodiac666]

thats y ill never go down on girls.. isnt a prob for sex tho

you dont eat pussy?????

[chest6]

you dont eat pussy?????

dont like to..only when im drunk...so like..twice a year

[*Narkissos*]

dont like to..only when im drunk...so like..twice a year

Time to call in a stunt double

*volunteers*

[STYLE74]

[QUOTE=Narkissos]Time to call in a stunt double

*volunteers*[/

QUOTE]
Count me in but not if she's too wet and stinky.

[chest6]

Time to call in a stunt double

*volunteers*

hahhahahahaha fair enough...shes still not back from exams and such yet..boooo...bad fvck buddy

[RussianVodka]

you dont eat pussy?????

I don't do it at all

[Bruce000]

I don't do it at all

Don't worry bro Send yours my way and I'll eat it for you.

[STYLE74]

Damn man i love it when a women get's super wet, it turns me on like crazy.

[G-1000]

Damn man i love it when a women get's super wet, it turns me on like crazy.

I second that. The wetter the bettee.


Man what is wrong with you. That is what it's all abotu

[Tesla]

I dunno...maybe it's just me but I really think I've noticed a direct correlation between the level of wetness and stinkiness. A girl who doesn't get very wet doesn't seem to get that stinky. Medium wetness and I'm smelling something (still acceptable though). Super-wet means super-stinky.

My last girlfriend got so wet and stinky that it caused the whole room to smell. I just wanted to open a window and turn on a fan or something. When you walked into the room it was like hitting a wall of smelly vagina.

[gixxerboy1]

I dunno...maybe it's just me but I really think I've noticed a direct correlation between the level of wetness and stinkiness. A girl who doesn't get very wet doesn't seem to get that stinky. Medium wetness and I'm smelling something (still acceptable though). Super-wet means super-stinky.

My last girlfriend got so wet and stinky that it caused the whole room to smell. I just wanted to open a window and turn on a fan or something. When you walked into the room it was like hitting a wall of smelly vagina.

Your dating the wrong girls then.

If she is to wet tell her to stop picturing me during sex

[*Narkissos*]

Your dating the wrong girls then.

ditto actually.

[king6]

I dunno...maybe it's just me but I really think I've noticed a direct correlation between the level of wetness and stinkiness. A girl who doesn't get very wet doesn't seem to get that stinky. Medium wetness and I'm smelling something (still acceptable though). Super-wet means super-stinky.

My last girlfriend got so wet and stinky that it caused the whole room to smell. I just wanted to open a window and turn on a fan or something. When you walked into the room it was like hitting a wall of smelly vagina.

Put some Vicks vapor rub under your nose, bingo! No more smell.

[dan991]

I am completely disghusted by this thread It's like complaining about a girl being too tight

and..

[WHOADY4SHOADY]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Kato]

Put some Vicks vapor rub under your nose, bingo! No more smell.

this is genius!

[STYLE74]

I dunno...maybe it's just me but I really think I've noticed a direct correlation between the level of wetness and stinkiness. A girl who doesn't get very wet doesn't seem to get that stinky. Medium wetness and I'm smelling something (still acceptable though). Super-wet means super-stinky.

My last girlfriend got so wet and stinky that it caused the whole room to smell. I just wanted to open a window and turn on a fan or something. When you walked into the room it was like hitting a wall of smelly vagina

.

LMAO................Could any of you imagine?

[Hackamaniac]

LMAO................Could any of you imagine?

Hell no! I would of said...

[needmorestrength]

LMAO................Could any of you imagine?

No.. Im wondering where he found this women.. I have never experienced like that!! yuck

[beuleux]

Extra stinky? are you sure she didnt just get drunk and p1ss herself

[stunner5000pt]

I second that. The wetter the bettee.


Man what is wrong with you. That is what it's all abotu

this is waht i asked myself when i read the thread title...

[stunner5000pt]

i hadnt noticed this therad was FOUR PAGES LONG

holy crap

[chest6]

...yeah me 2..

[*Narkissos*]

man anyone ever have a problem with a woman being too wet?

What's the 'problem'? Are you slipping out or something?

If yes.. try different positions, or try modifying the positions by having her 'scissors lock' her legs so the poon is tighter

e.g. if you're banging her with her legs over your shoulders.. remove them from your shoulders.. have her stick 'em straight up.. and cross 'em.. It'll crush the beef flap lips in and it'll be like banging a well lubed slotmachine.. viva las vegas!!!

What can you do about it? And how do you tell her nicely?

How do you tell her what nicely?

"Honey i hate how turned on you get"?

LMAO.

That's a surefire recipe to cut off your poon supply.

[Foskamink]

That's a surefire recipe to cut off your poon supply.

[spywizard]

What's the 'problem'? Are you slipping out or something?

If yes.. try different positions, or try modifying the positions by having her 'scissors lock' her legs so the poon is tighter

e.g. if you're banging her with her legs over your shoulders.. remove them from your shoulders.. have her stick 'em straight up.. and cross 'em.. It'll crush the beef flap lips in and it'll be like banging a well lubed slotmachine.. viva las vegas!!!





How do you tell her what nicely?

"Honey i hate how turned on you get"?

LMAO.

That's a surefire recipe to cut off your poon supply.

It sounds like to me there is a problem with penis size, i think there is a book out for positions that guys with smaller dicks can use that will keep them engaged with women..

anyone???

[G-1000]

It sounds like to me there is a problem with penis size, i think there is a book out for positions that guys with smaller dicks can use that will keep them engaged with women..

anyone???

Cant you just make him a copy.

[Haro3]

Cant you just make him a copy.

u gotta lend him the book first

[spywizard]

Cant you just make him a copy.

oh wow, you want to go there do we???

everyone knows you were sending those pics and ebook around, asking if you were normal.. we all lied and said it was ok for you to have a 4" willie, that there would be a woman out there for you..

and now after all that support i get this.. ??

wow...

[G-1000]

oh wow, you want to go there do we???

everyone knows you were sending those pics and ebook around, asking if you were normal.. we all lied and said it was ok for you to have a 4" willie, that there would be a woman out there for you..

and now after all that support i get this.. ??

wow...

That is becuse i saw the pic of your. I did not know why mine was not green and red like that.

[SnaX]

What's the 'problem'? Are you slipping out or something?

If yes.. try different positions, or try modifying the positions by having her 'scissors lock' her legs so the poon is tighter

e.g. if you're banging her with her legs over your shoulders.. remove them from your shoulders.. have her stick 'em straight up.. and cross 'em.. It'll crush the beef flap lips in and it'll be like banging a well lubed slotmachine.. viva las vegas!!!





How do you tell her what nicely?

"Honey i hate how turned on you get"?

LMAO.

That's a surefire recipe to cut off your poon supply.

lol you said "poon supply"

[manc]

What's the 'problem'? Are you slipping out or something?

If yes.. try different positions, or try modifying the positions by having her 'scissors lock' her legs so the poon is tighter

e.g. if you're banging her with her legs over your shoulders.. remove them from your shoulders.. have her stick 'em straight up.. and cross 'em.. It'll crush the beef flap lips in and it'll be like banging a well lubed slotmachine.. viva las vegas!!!





How do you tell her what nicely?

"Honey i hate how turned on you get"?

LMAO.

That's a surefire recipe to cut off your poon supply.

slot machine.... thats just too funny..classic

[PROTEINSHAKE]

too wet?? & what can you do about it?? keep pounding the hell outta it --friction will dry it out nicely...

apparently you've never had a "squirter" then .... THATS WET!!

[fenceguy]

Tesla, you got to teach her to wipe front to back. front to back..

[*Narkissos*]

Tesla, you got to teach her to wipe front to back. front to back..

L..M..A...O!!!