dukkits international house o whores

[sigman roid]

Afternoon whores

[sigman roid]

Quick drive by........Zoooooooooooooooooooooooom

[Igifuno]

mornin'..

[Knockout_Power]

Thought I'd say hi... cause 3 days without me must have been painful for a lot of you

[MaNiCC]

I missed you like a bullet wound

[Knockout_Power]

I feel all warm and fuzzy, thanx mang

[Bertuzzi]

Part Time.... Part Time..... Part Time

[Knockout_Power]

Part Time.... Part Time..... Part Time

part time full of crap?

[Bertuzzi]

I'm referring to myself.... obviously

[Knockout_Power]

I'm referring to myself.... obviously

wow, Bert talking about himself... imagine that

[Bertuzzi]

wow, Bert talking about himself... imagine that

See..... this is the shit that makes me take 2 weeks off :P

[Skyler]

Just made my first entry into my contest prep video journal. I feel surprisingly comfortable in front of the camera. Hopefully that means I will feel comfortable on stage.

[Knockout_Power]

See..... this is the shit that makes me take 2 weeks off :P

and whats that? ran out of things to say about yourself?

[Bertuzzi]

and whats that? ran out of things to say about yourself?

You're a real c0cksucker you know....

[Bertuzzi]

Oh great, now Cal is here to join in on the bashing

[Knockout_Power]

You're a real c0cksucker you know....

someone got his cornflakes pissed in this morning...

[Knockout_Power]

Oh great, now Cal is here to join in on the bashing

ok, I'll leave so you guys can make jokes about me... sound good?

[Bertuzzi]

someone got his cornflakes pissed in this morning...

Nah, I didn't even have time to eat a real breakfast this morning.... just a protein bar, but I did just east a chicken breast and some sweet potato.

ok, I'll leave so you guys can make jokes about me... sound good?

No.... I'm not a hater like you two.

[MaNiCC]

Who pissed in his cornflakes?

[Bertuzzi]

you're a cornflake....

[Hazard]

So I saw a girl I used to fvck a little while ago..... she said "OMG..... YOU'RE JACKED! Jesus..... my boyfriend lives in the gym and you've definately got him beat....."

I smiled and acted like i'm used to being a big fvcker..... deep down tho..... I had an orgasm......

~Haz~

[Bertuzzi]

Um.... I know I've been away for a while, but why is HP no longer a Mod??

[calgarian]

hello whores

[Bertuzzi]

hello whores

Hello..... neighbour

[Bertuzzi]

I'll tell you what doesn't taste good together.... peanut butter and cottage cheese..... I don't recommend it.

[calgarian]

Hello..... neighbour

how is the life in deadmonton?

[calgarian]

I'll tell you what doesn't taste good together.... peanut butter and cottage cheese..... I don't recommend it.

then who would complain about gaining weight!!!!!

[Bertuzzi]

how is the life in deadmonton?

Meh.... same old story... gonna have to come back to Calgary sometime soon.... I want more food

[calgarian]

Meh.... same old story... gonna have to come back to Calgary sometime soon.... I want more food

u know u r welcome...she is in calgary for 2 more weeks.

[Bertuzzi]

u know u r welcome...she is in calgary for 2 more weeks.

Oh shit, I forgot that she is leaving for holidays.... hmmm, I dunno if I'll be able to make there in the next 2 weeks.

[calgarian]

Oh shit, I forgot that she is leaving for holidays.... hmmm, I dunno if I'll be able to make there in the next 2 weeks.

she will make me enough food u can come and we can share....

[Knockout_Power]

So I saw a girl I used to fvck a little while ago..... she said "OMG..... YOU'RE JACKED! Jesus..... my boyfriend lives in the gym and you've definately got him beat....."

I smiled and acted like i'm used to being a big fvcker..... deep down tho..... I had an orgasm......

~Haz~

good man... should tell her you will fvck her brains out but make her suck you first then blow in her mouth and leave

[Hazard]

good man... should tell her you will fvck her brains out but make her suck you first then blow in her mouth and leave

AHAHAHAHA I did that once to a girl..... I got her all hot and we started 69ing..... i looked down towards her tits and I just saw these HUGE fun bags hangin and jigglin..... I nutted in her mouth and told her I had to go ahahahaha

~Haz~

[MaNiCC]

AHAHAHAHA I did that once to a girl..... I got her all hot and we started 69ing..... i looked down towards her tits and I just saw these HUGE fun bags hangin and jigglin..... I nutted in her mouth and told her I had to go ahahahaha

~Haz~

My hero!

[Knockout_Power]

AHAHAHAHA I did that once to a girl..... I got her all hot and we started 69ing..... i looked down towards her tits and I just saw these HUGE fun bags hangin and jigglin..... I nutted in her mouth and told her I had to go ahahahaha

~Haz~

[marcus300]

ahahahaha i did that once to a girl..... I got her all hot and we started 69ing..... I looked down towards her tits and i just saw these huge fun bags hangin and jigglin..... I nutted in her mouth and told her i had to go ahahahaha

~haz~

omfg

[Hazard]

omfg

oh C'mon! like you and DSM don't have any stories to tell.....

seriously tho..... this chic was a hoooooeeeeeeeee LOL! 1st time I met her she came to my house with her father to look at my mustang..... she was going to buy it. We exchanged numbers and she text'd me a few days later saying "Hey it's xxxx - i'll be hangin with some friends tonight near the dunkin donuts in xxxxx - you should come" - I showed up and she asked if I could take her for a ride in my new car. About 5 minutes into the ride she asked me to pull over so I did and she started takin off my jeans. When we got back to the dunkin donuts her brother asked where we went LMFAO! I smiled and said she actually took me for a ride..... he didn't get it ahahaha

~Haz~

[Bertuzzi]

oh C'mon! like you and DSM don't have any stories to tell.....

seriously tho..... this chic was a hoooooeeeeeeeee LOL! 1st time I met her she came to my house with her father to look at my mustang..... she was going to buy it. We exchanged numbers and she text'd me a few days later saying "Hey it's xxxx - i'll be hangin with some friends tonight near the dunkin donuts in xxxxx - you should come" - I showed up and she asked if I could take her for a ride in my new car. About 5 minutes into the ride she asked me to pull over so I did and she started takin off my jeans. When we got back to the dunkin donuts her brother asked where we went LMFAO! I smiled and said she actually took me for a ride..... he didn't get it ahahaha

~Haz~

Now that shits funny!!!

Question: What were you doing 69ing with a girl you just met... stickin the tongue in the cooch so early.... you're a brave man

[Hazard]

Now that shits funny!!!

Question: What were you doing 69ing with a girl you just met... stickin the tongue in the cooch so early.... you're a brave man

OH NO SIR! I don't break that rule LMFAO! We didn't 69 that 1st night..... I knew her for about 8-9 months before that other story.

Here's another story..... I once told her I never banged an asian girl before..... so she told her asian friend about me LMFAO! 1st night I met her asian friend I banged her ahahahaha and I brought a friend of mine to take care of the other girl. we were so fvcked up LOL

~Haz~

[Bertuzzi]

OH NO SIR! I don't break that rule LMFAO! We didn't 69 that 1st night..... I knew her for about 8-9 months before that other story.

Here's another story..... I once told her I never banged an asian girl before..... so she told her asian friend about me LMFAO! 1st night I met her asian friend I banged her ahahahaha and I brought a friend of mine to take care of the other girl. we were so fvcked up LOL

~Haz~

My favourite one was tellin girls, that no girl has ever made me cum from head before.... They would always respond with "Thats cuz you haven't had the right girl" anyways.... they always give in to try to prove a point, beasue you know as well as I do, that Pride is a mother ****er.... they would suck it so har dand for so long.... thats the best way to get head from a girl, cuz she works it like her favourite popsicle stick and loves to swallow the baby gravy considering..... its your first time cuming from head, she wants to make it special...