AR Hall of Shame Quotes.

[MFT81]

Shows how much research you done... Yes, maltodextrin and complex carbs are the same thing and can be used in a shake in the morning. I don't know why since you want to get most of your carbs PWO. Maltodextrin and oats have high GI. so they are good.

Ummmmmm...Yeah.

[novastepp]

I have been eating like shit for the past few weeks and it feels great, lol, havent been trying to eat good at all, I usually let everything slide for a few months out of the year, I thinks that a good thing to do.

[jerseyboy]

bro hcg should not be taken during pct time it should be taken throughout ur cycle or a few weeks before u end ur cycle.

Posted today.

[taiboxa]

Posted today.

whats wrong w/ that concept?.. hcg causes suppression to ur leutenizing hormone.. i personally dont like to run HCG DURING pct.. for this reason as well as others, and i bide by the protocol w/ which he stated.

[shrpskn]

whats wrong w/ that concept?.. hcg causes suppression to ur leutenizing hormone.. i personally dont like to run HCG DURING pct.. for this reason as well as others, and i bide by the protocol w/ which he stated.

I was wondering the same thing....his post is completely undeserving of this thread.

[taiboxa]

I was wondering the same thing....his post is completely undeserving of this thread.

yeah.. somepeople read some of hookers articles take them to heart and are not subjective to other protocols which could potentionally be far more effective than said methods.

[x_moe]

i like hcg during pct

[jerseyboy]

HCG is commonly used during PCT. It is even recommended countless times on this board including under the HCG profile. Some people may not agree but that does not mean it should be recommended to never be used for said purpose.

[pwerfll1]

????

i think law man dreams way to much all of his threads are about sex or beatin off for money this dude probally never been laid

[taiboxa]

HCG is commonly used during PCT. It is even recommended countless times on this board including under the HCG profile. Some people may not agree but that does not mean it should be recommended to never be used for said purpose.

yep..and "Running test higher than deca" is common advocated as well... doesnt mean its IDEAL. the quote u chose to place in this thread is poorly chosen as there are MANY effective protocols for HCG usage, and infact I personally know more people who find hcg more effectively utilize RIGHT before initiating pct than DURING pct...
there is no need to condem someone for suggesting a method they find effective for themselves.

[shrpskn]

yep..and "Running test higher than deca" is common advocated as well... doesnt mean its IDEAL. the quote u chose to place in this thread is poorly chosen as there are MANY effective protocols for HCG usage, and infact I personally know more people who find hcg more effectively utilize RIGHT before initiating pct than DURING pct...
there is no need to condem someone for suggesting a method they find effective for themselves.

+1 cosigned...

[Titleist]

First I am going to start with clen for three weeks to lose some of this winter weight and to rev up my metabolism.

Bulking

Then I will be taking 1 halo and 1 dbol and 2 nolva for 50 days.
Next is 1 anadrol and 1 d-bol and 2 nolva for another 50 days.

Then a 7 week cycle of clo

Cutting

Next is 2 turin, 2 primo, 2 winni, and 2 mest for 50 days

Then another 7 week cycle of clo

For a total of 34 weeks or so.

All of this is oral and sublingual which bypasses the liver so I am not worried about toxicity to the liver.

Any suggestions are welcome. Will not use inject so don't suggest them please.

I think i'm gonna use this protocol for my next cycle...

[numbat]

Yep thats a excellent choice titleist..I would suggest the addition of a fast acting oral..

[Titleist]

Week 1: 140mg Halo, 140mg D-Bol, 140mg Nol
Week 2: 140mg Halo, 140mg D-Bol, 140mg Nol
Week 3: 140mg Halo, 140mg D-Bol, 140mg Nol
Week 4: 210mg Halo, 210mg D-Bol, 140mg Nol
Week 5: 210mg Halo, 210mg D-Bol, 140mg Nol
Week 6: 210mg Halo, 210mg D-Bol, 140mg Nol
Week 7: 210mg Halo, 210mg D-Bol, 140mg Nol
Week 8: 350mg Drol, 210mg D-Bol, 140mg Nol
Week 9: 350mg Drol, 210mg D-Bol, 140mg Nol
Week 10: 350mg Drol, 210mg D-Bol, 140mg Nol
Week 11: 700mg Drol, 210mg D-Bol, 140mg Nol
Week 12: 700mg Drol, 210mg D-Bol, 140mg Nol
Week 13: 700mg Drol, 210mg D-Bol, 140mg Nol
Week 14: 350mg Drol, 140mg D-Bol, 140mg Nol
Week 15: 350mg Drol, 140mg D-Bol, 140mg Nol
Week 16: 700mg Clo
Week 17: 700mg Clo
Week 18: 700mg Clo
Week 19: 700mg Clo
Week 20: 700mg Clo

Week 1: Turin 140mg, Primo 140mg, Mest 175mg, Strol 140mg
Week 2: Turin 140mg, Primo 140mg, Mest 175mg, Strol 140mg
Week 3: Turin 210mg, Primo 210mg, Mest 350mg, Strol 140mg
Week 4: Turin 210mg, Primo 210mg, Mest 350mg, Strol 140mg
Week 5: Turin 280mg, Primo 280mg, Mest 350mg, Strol 140mg
Week 6: Turin 280mg, Primo 280mg, Mest 350mg, Strol 140mg
Week 7: Turin 350mg, Primo 280mg, Mest 350mg, Strol 140mg
Week 8: Turin 350mg, Primo 280mg, Mest 350mg, Strol 140mg
Week 9: Turin 350mg, Primo 280mg, Mest 350mg, Strol 140mg
Week 10: Turin 350mg, Primo 280mg, Mest 350mg, Strol 140mg
Week 11: Turin 280mg, Primo 280mg, Mest 350mg, Strol 140mg
Week 12: Turin 280mg, Primo 280mg, Mest 350mg, Strol 140mg
Week 13: Turin 210mg, Primo 210mg, Mest 350mg, Strol 140mg
Week 14: Turin 210mg, Primo 210mg, Mest 350mg, Strol 140mg
Week 15: Turin 140mg, Primo 140mg, Mest 175mg, Strol 140mg
Week 16: Turin 140mg, Primo 140mg, Mest 175mg, Strol 140mg
Week 17: Clo 700mg
Week 18: Clo 700mg
Week 19: Clo 700mg
Week 20: Clo 700mg

If you think you can improve upon this cycle please tell me your thoughts if you are going to say that it isn't right and to do more research then

Someone please go look at his cycle it's in the Cycle Results forum right now.

I'm about to go over there and tell him his cycle looks great and he's good to go.

[taiboxa]

good god where do these people come from ><

[Titleist]

Tai, is that the worst cycle you've ever seen posted?

It's the worst one i've ever seen...

[taiboxa]

meh im sure i have seen worse lol

[Titleist]

This is kind of a dumb question but I have been thinking about it latley.. What kind of test does ur body natrually produce? Enenthate? Cyp? Or do u realese a bunch of different kinds?

...

[taiboxa]

...

ROFL omg how did i miss that one?

[Prada]

I found this from back in the days

Hello me nam is Tai.Wha you guys think off me cycle? Runny Colemen gave to me fo female.

WEEK1 PCT HCH 1g/day
WEEK 2 Turinabull 1g EOD
WEEK 3 Test Susp 500ml/EOD
WEEK 4 Break to let body recover
WEEK5 Test Prop 957ml/day
WEEK6 Analdrol 6pills/day
WEEK7-52 Estrogen cycle

Do you guys think my boobs will git bigger if I hopefully get gynoo.

grrrrrrr

[taiboxa]

its true! i did like 5months of pure estrogen ! but not i got some nice ta'tas to play with!

[Titleist]

ROFL omg how did i miss that one?

I don't know how you missed it. You're slackin...

I know you've seen some absurd shit in the AAS forum. Throw em in here.

[Random]

This is kind of a dumb question but I have been thinking about it latley.. What kind of test does ur body natrually produce? Enenthate? Cyp? Or do u realese a bunch of different kinds

Titleist i dont know if i have ever laughed harder thank you!!!!!!!!!

CD

[x_moe]

This is kind of a dumb question but I have been thinking about it latley.. What kind of test does ur body natrually produce? Enenthate? Cyp? Or do u realese a bunch of different kinds

hahaha, my body produces test suspension looool

[Titleist]

Titleist i dont know if i have ever laughed harder thank you!!!!!!!!!

CD

Man, you have no idea. My friend and I had a good laugh about that one.

I'll throw some more in here tomorrow. Everytime I go to the AAS Q&A I see a new one.

I came across some of Saluu's posts recently. Gotta be the funniest stuff ever on this site. Do a search and you'll see what I mean.

[x_moe]

Man, you have no idea. My friend and I had a good laugh about that one.

I'll throw some more in here tomorrow. Everytime I go to the AAS Q&A I see a new one.

I came across some of Saluu's posts recently. Gotta be the funniest stuff ever on this site. Do a search and you'll see what I mean.

it would have been even funnier if some newbie answered him enanthate thinking that he knows wut he's talking about.

[Tony Bologna]

Dude I was at the gym today doing some heavy squats when i went down on one of my reps and felt my d!ck go inside my body anyone ever had that happen? I was pinching my thing out for like 30 seconds I thought it turned into a vagina...

I know i'm so ashamed i'll quote myself, but my thingy was inside, Instead of how's it hang? It was chilling inside my sh!t I got it out, like picking lint out of my belly button get the picture? Man I guess i need i bigger wang if i'm gonna squat...

[CoreyTampa09]

Tony man, thats just weird.

But that Test question is absolutely histerical. You would think with the knowledge alone to know what a cycle is, find this site and be coherently breathing, that question SHOULD BE KNOWN!

So anyway.....what type of test is it, A,B or C?

[InsaneInTheMembrane]

The latest dumb post:

ok thats it !!!

all i do is ask for help, i post diets, people laugh, give me a bunch of u need natty fats, macro this, micro that, u need carbs, essential protiens, 260mg of this and that

why cant someone speak to me in plain english!!

just tell me what i need to eat alot of and thats it!!

dont give me none of that lean beef, skinless chicken breast, no! tell me go to here and buy this, my favorite meal is this and quick snacks u can eat that arent fatty and help u lose BF are this

but no one does it..... well you know what?!!?!?!?!

ive eaten NOTHING but rice cakes (various flavors) and literally about 2gallons of water throughout the day and ive already lost 3LBS in 4 days!!

ok well ive had some chicken with the rice cakes (chicken in a can) and ive had some tuna fish with my salads, BUT THATS IT!!!

Rice Cakes, Tune/Chicken in a can, Salad with no dressing, and lots and lots of water!!!

this works for me, im losing weight, sure im hungry most of the time, but OH WELL!! lost 3lbs, im sure ill burn that BF if i keep this up

how bout you guys critique THIS!!!!

Sorry, they're so many good bits in that whole post I couldn't pick just one This guy is classic

[chenbst]

[WEBB]

I dont know what your so upset about...you post deserves to be in here and quite possibly be one of the worst cycles ever posted....dont get mad get educated....

[Random]

dont get mad get educated....

Agreed.

[Titleist]

Look out RedBaron, we've got a new peptide guru.

Well have u ever done this before? Recommened daily dosage it 3-6 iu's a day nemore and the positive results dont way up nemore they become a lil negative. Thats when u start seeing the build up on the elbows and the elongated feet and jaw. It happens alot with gh. I would first take this into mind ur body already has alot in it since ur still young. So doing more than what u need would be ridicoulus cuz u then get negative side effects. So what dont u start like this not sure if urs come in halfs or what but i seen this way works wonders.
1st week 3iu's let body get feel of the drug
2nd week 4ius
3rd week 5 ius
4 week 5 ius
5 week 6 iu's

then do 2-3 weeks off. use some lipo 6 while this i have seen it do what gh can in shorter periods of time. Also clean up ur deit drop ur claories to about 18 hundred or so for about 2 weeks. i would drop it about 200 calories a day until u get to 2500 or so and leave it there until the end of week 3 then drop until u get to 1800 i would doo this the same. Once off of gh use some pct like noledex from gnc its kinda of expensive but 40 mgs the first week and 20 mgs the second week a day and i promis u will lost 15 lbs or a lil more if u do this rite. also high intene cardio u outa try treadmill like this joging at 4.5 miles and hour for 3 mintues then bup it up to about 8 or 9 and sprint for 1 1/2 minutes once done drop it down to like 3 mph and jog then kewl down wit a slow brisk walk. do this for three circuits 3 times a week and ride a bike for 10 minutes this will be all that is need to be done. One thing keep the proteins high as well as the carbs just lower the fats that u eat i would eat more bread and tuna and drink one or 2 more protein shakes a day instead of a big meal.

Best GH advice i've ever seen.

[JDawg1536]

Cant find it but one of the best was the guy who thought taking deca would make him fight better, then he got his ass kicked.

[Titleist]

^^Here you go.

Hi, i started taking sustanon250 about 6 week ago. Ive never used it before. The other night i caught some guys breaking into my car, I thought now was my chance so i flexed up and went outside expecting the sustanon to take over. I ended up getting my arse kicked. What is going on? I thought steroids make you able to fight??

What a dumbass.

[JDawg1536]

^^Here you go.


What a dumbass.

Hahahahaha, funniest thing I ever read.

[dano_85]

^^ hahah thats great

[x_moe]

lol this was after a lil talk about hgh putting some size on the penis

OK so stupid question but...

After your GH cycle was over did you keep the gains in your junk?

I had to ask cause I didnt see it mentioned and I dont like to assume things.

[italianplayboy09]

I got out of bed at midnight to some loud fireworks going off half a block down the road. I had to get up for work at 5 am and was in a bad mood. I grabbed my flashlight and walked down the street. I was thinking it was probably some immature juvenile that I'd collar and take home (I live in the ghetto).
A guy on his front porch asked me "What are you looking at?". I said, "I'm looking at you". All three sprinted into the road and jumped me. 2 or 3 more came running out of another house and jumped me from behind. They knocked me out and took turns kicking my head it. An ambulance picked me up laying face up in the middle of the road and took me to ER.
I had to have my jaw wired because of the two fractures in it. My eyes were swollen almost completely shut
The cops don't seem to care too much. They're going to let it go and sweep it under the carpet.

What would you do in this case? Should I contact the DA? Get an attourney? Gather a posse and do a home invasion on these punks?

[inheritmylife]

GImpin, not being drunk is no excuse for any self respecting white boy not to make an ass out of himself on the dance floor. You can dance better drunk is a suburban myth, you can't bro. I, for example, wait until all the hizzoos are two sheets, then I set in like MC Hammer on crack, Humptey. They don't know the difference. Two songs later, buy em' a couple of suped up chick drinks. Act like i'm havin fun and i know what the hell im doin a little longer, talk some bullshit. Yea girl, elementary education is what i would've done if i wasn't in law school. 2 more vodka & cran. on AS, last dance, i'm out the door. I love bein' 23. I've got hoes.....

Jesus.....

This has been a wigger presentation brought to you by a 23 year old moron.