Buy each other lap dances if she likes to look at girls. I bet you'll score some road head before you even get her home.Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
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Buy each other lap dances if she likes to look at girls. I bet you'll score some road head before you even get her home.
I feel accomplished
Ruhl wouldn't have got laid the first time without this thread, so you're responsible for his whole sex life haha.
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Do we have proof that he actually got laid?
I feel accomplished
I think ruhl is an honest sort, and the fact he's been pining for her all this time leads me to think it true.
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Should we come up with some sorts of contingency plan should Ruhl ***** out so these chicks are just sitting there waiting for his lame and and he's not gonna show?
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he better not do that...c'mon ruhl they just wanna play with the bone, let em' play with the bone. Anway work is over this thread helped it fly by.
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I just started reading in here.
Unbelieveable.
I guess...GO RUHL!
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RUHl you lucky freak of nature bang them all. JESUS CHRIS WHEN THE LORD GIVES IT RAINS. IN YOUR CASE IT'S RAINING ***** NOW QUIT BEING A P U S S Y AND TAKE WHAT LORD IS GIVING.
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What time zone is MO? Central? That means its already 6:15. Ruhl, you have a date at 11:00. I already gave you the address.
"A Work in Progress"
don't let us down ruhl!!!
i think i'm gonna put an add up on craigslist
"A Dukkit In The Making"
o, i most DEF will do that!
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
understood
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
i already told you i'm at home damnit!!!!
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So, your gonna be there at 11:00?
Veritas, Aequitas ~
wooooo go ruhl!
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
good lord.....no one listens to me
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Theres also the "ex-boyfriend destroyer".
If they mention their ex, go "wow you realllly must have liked him? he sounds like such a cool guy.."
You know what always happens?
Women always start saying crap like "well he wasn't really that great, actually he pissed in my cool aid this one time..."
You: "really, wow thats messed up".
Then the shit gates open and you'll hear like 5 mins of why they hate the shit out of them.
Then when they FINISH you change the subject.
Its like tricking them into thinking they hate their ex's more then they really do.
Always works.
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no i heard you, just please say it one more time.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
that's exactly how i feelI just started reading in here.
Unbelieveable.
I guess...GO RUHL!
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
it's very disturbing to me that this thread has over 3000 views now
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
that's not necessarily true....not like i met her in this thread....we were already talking by the time this thread was made
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
wtf kind of proof would you like exactly?
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
if i don't get to see these emails in their original setting i may become uncooperative here.....i hate public places enough that you guys would put me in one with no girl showing up just to see what happens
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That's cause I told everyone in the Craigslist Ad where to look dummy. I told you this is real.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
i've not been doubting the reality.....although with your constant assurances you make me wonder if i should beThat's cause I told everyone in the Craigslist Ad where to look dummy. I told you this is real.
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With as many excuses as you have, I'm starting to wonder if your seriously gay or not.
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Ruhl, if you don't tell me in the next 10 minutes that you are going there, I'm giving up on you completely. Seriously. You will be known as "the one that shall not be named." Seriously. Your a failure to the "manhood."
Veritas, Aequitas ~
this is turning into a total letdown.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
even if i was gay i'm too homophobic to let that happen lolWith as many excuses as you have, I'm starting to wonder if your seriously gay or not.
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What am I gonna tell these chicks man? I sent #1 about 30 emails back and forth all day, and I seriously even gave her my cell phone number and shit.
I got a lot of work into all this. Dude, I've been throwin' game a 10 different chicks to get us this far.
Veritas, Aequitas ~
well if ruhl doesnt show up then you can finish her offWhat am I gonna tell these chicks man? I sent #1 about 30 emails back and forth all day, and I seriously even gave her my cell phone number and shit.
I got a lot of work into all this. Dude, I've been throwin' game a 10 different chicks to get us this far.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
i'm not explaining again.....i'm not even saying i wont go to one of these ill conceived sons of satan......but i can't tonight, i'm simply not there.....i appreciate what you've been doing....even though you pretty much don't listen to me at all about itWhat am I gonna tell these chicks man? I sent #1 about 30 emails back and forth all day, and I seriously even gave her my cell phone number and shit.
I got a lot of work into all this. Dude, I've been throwin' game a 10 different chicks to get us this far.
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I'm in friggin GA and these chicks all live by assclown in MO. Plus, I think my wife would want to know where I was going for the next week.well if ruhl doesnt show up then you can finish her off
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You seriously think your in a position to negotiate when and if you get *****? Seriously. Dude, take what you can get. Go look at the start date of this thread. That was 2 years ago.
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Just tell her the truth.What am I gonna tell these chicks man? I sent #1 about 30 emails back and forth all day, and I seriously even gave her my cell phone number and shit.
I got a lot of work into all this. Dude, I've been throwin' game a 10 different chicks to get us this far.
Ruhl appreciated all the help you did for him, thought you were kinda cute, and asked you out.
But you'd rather go out with her tonight.
I mean next Ruhl is gonna ask if you can staple a picture of his face on your forehead and do her for him.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
yea but i really don't even feel deprived anymore......i've mostly forgotten what i'm missing out onYou seriously think your in a position to negotiate when and if you get *****? Seriously. Dude, take what you can get. Go look at the start date of this thread. That was 2 years ago.
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My penis is crying for you
Veritas, Aequitas ~
haha. mine tooMy penis is crying for you
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I don't even know what to say or do. I can't believe this shit.
"A Dukkit In The Making"
i bet at this point, elvisinturn1 pretty much looks like an older version of his avitar with the same expression. LOL
i'm so frustrated that some guy has a plateful of all-you-can-eat buffet-style ***** of this hotness and isn't jumping on it. it's torture actually.
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