The Mens Room

[higherdesire]

I mean after all how the fvck am I supposed to know if I am as excited as you are about baseball season starting. Are you really excited? Then no I am not. I can't stand to watch baseball on tv unless it is the world series. Get back to me then ya know?

[higherdesire]

And why name you thread witht the only line in your thread? i.e.

where do I post a question about thyroid enhancers?
where do i post a question about thyroid enhancers?

WTF?

[BritishColumbian]

LMAO let 'em have HD, but remeber, you cant fix stupid.

[l2elapse]

There once was a man from nantucket, who had a dick so long he could suck it
As he wiped his chin with a grin
He said if my ear were a cvnt, id fvck it

[higherdesire]

Good bye Mens Room. *turns off light shuts door*

[*RAGE*]

walks in and notices it is dark searchs for lights, finds switch turns on light smell like dead body and shit, noticed passed out guy on the floor with big pile of shit on him, continues to last stall, opens door notices dry hard substance on door, walks in, looks down, half burnt cigarette on floor, picks it up and pulls lighter from pocket, light cigarette, pulls pants down and sits on toilet, check to make sure there is paper. relaxes, takes long drag blow out, thinks back at drunken night, wife is a bitch, "check" drank way to much "check" gave girl at bar phone number "check", stands up and looks down nothing has happened, reliezes he cant shit to upsit, pull up pants and exits stall. Steps over guy with shit on him, goes to sink. runs water and puts out cigarette. washes hand grabb, mints with funny letters, walks out...thinks how much he missed mens room...

[*RAGE*]

People at can not take a joke....piss me off and have to be serious....

[Dukkit]

*comes in... pulls out a pin, needle, vial. and starts doin the preperations to inject.

all while muttering under his breath about how much Nirvana and Nickleback suck and radio stations need to stop playin their damn music

shoots his injection in the delt. cleans up. walks out*

[Matt]

Yet again another sad twat comes on with gf problems, i would love to stab him to death...

[Matt]

I lied to DSM last week about my age, i told him i was 38 but today i realised i am infact 37...

Im so happy, i feel a year younger..

Im going to dance...

[*RAGE*]

I am having trouble with my wife so I killed the bitch, can someone help me hide the body...

[T-MOS]

I am having trouble with my wife so I killed the bitch, can someone help me hide the body...

I think there is room behind the vent cover with the other body....

[*RAGE*]

^^ If it were me lol id eat it...

I dont like the taste of bitch, it gives me gas.

I think there is room behind the vent cover with the other body....

Cool will be back with the body...lol

[higherdesire]

I think there is room behind the vent cover with the other body....

DAMMIT! I hate people faster than me with good posts! RARR TMOS!!

[jamyjamjr]

I am having trouble with my wife so I killed the bitch, can someone help me hide the body...

iv got a shovel and some lime salt

[DSM4Life]

iv got a shovel and some lime salt

I have a fireplace....

[Matt]

^^ If it were me lol id eat it...

[higherdesire]

By the way Prone, I saw a ghost this morning in the work out section. It was the ghost of Hollywood Jack muAH AH AH! Ia started to roast his ass for you, but I opted to be a tattle tale so you could have the pleasure my friend.

[T-MOS]

By the way Prone, I saw a ghost this morning in the work out section. It was the ghost of Hollywood Jack muAH AH AH! Ia started to roast his ass for you, but I opted to be a tattle tale so you could have the pleasure my friend.

where is that no good lying idiot??? post the link

[higherdesire]

where is that no good lying idiot??? post the link

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=382043

Skiiitem boy!

[BritishColumbian]

stir it with your dick.....wtf......butter none fat, pam, cum, come on dude.

ps. change your avatar...

this was another beautifull response to a retarded question! keep up the good work PTR

[BritishColumbian]

Oh crap, I must have taken a wrong turn looking for the mens room and ended up in the ladies room.

This one made me Laff so hard I spit all over. Fvcking brilliant.

[higherdesire]

This one made me Laff so hard I spit all over. Fvcking brilliant.

I just ran across this in another post I CAN"T FVCKING STAND! Gets the post of the say award.

BTW, did you boys see my little friends in the gun control room?

[MASTER]

There are so many newbs here with more posts than me, its like a whole new generation of whores, they have taken the game to a whole new level. I would have respect for that, if I didn't wonder about their ability to function in the real world.

[BritishColumbian]

There are so many newbs here with more posts than me, its like a whole new generation of whores, they have taken the game to a whole new level. I would have respect for that, if I didn't wonder about their ability to function in the real world.

I wonder about your ability to function in the real world, or do you just Hip Hop your way through life?

[higherdesire]

i wonder about your ability to function in the real world, or do you just hip hop your way through life?

kick his ass seabass!

[BritishColumbian]

Go fvck yourself...

Madd Matt has the best responses of em all! Dont ever change!

[MASTER]

Never eat thai food, im shitting through the eye of a needle here

[BritishColumbian]

Holy crap, what Handgun is that ?

[BritishColumbian]

Get her a feedbag with a splatter guard/shield and a gym membership. Show both of them to her and say hey babe your at a crossroads here, choose ye this day whom ye will serve.

if she chooses the feedbag, kick her in the stomach really hard, and say see if you went the other way and had built up some abs, that wouldn't have hurt so bad.

This is the best post of all time, hands down. Fvcking brilliant!

[higherdesire]

S&W magnum .50 cal on the handgun

About the post I was rather pleased with it as well.

[BritishColumbian]

Are people moaning about those of us that havnt been here that long and have thousands of posts??

Well if you are then your fuvking retards, you need to get your dicks out of your ass and fuvking wake the fvck up..

Seems to me that there are people here who think because they've been here a few fvcking years that they own the fvking place. Well fuvk you, you small fvckwits...

Ive been living life for longer than most of you dumb ass twats so fvking grow the fuvk up and let those people who want to make posts and keep the board fresh and entertaining do so in fvking peace...

Peace to everyone..

This is a great post and very true!

[Matt]

Yeah i got alittle mad with them bro..

[ni4ni]

Yeah i got alittle mad with them bro..

can we be friends? time to take ur valium...JK BRO

[higherdesire]

that my friend is vintage mens room posting!

[DSM4Life]

twat

[*RAGE*]

I have back hair and my girls will not shave it for me because I am a sick fuvk. Can you guys tell me how to get this sweater off my back..WTF.....

Wow, I sometime forget how much I hate people and want to kill them....

My mom called me fat, what should I do?

I need a sport jacket because this grass skirt is killing me where should I go?

What kind of shirt do you wear?

How much do you bench?

How much do you curl?

[higherdesire]

as the architect of the mens room I always checkit when I get on, then go see other threads. At first i did not get your post Prone. THen I cruised around and saw all of that shit in other threads, mostly titles. I mean really? WHat the fvck is the world beyond these doors coming to? We got peoplle talking shit about us posting too much becasue of the number count, but I say the ones with these bullchit posts are posting too much no matter their count.

What do you guys say, should we riot?

[peachfuzz]

what the heck is this "mens room" and why are there so many girls in here?

[Ernst]

I have a foreman grill. Free meat!