dukkits international house o whores

[RaginCajun]

forgot to call my mom on her b-day...fvck

Ouch!

[calgarian]

howdy mofos

[kalspic]

another saturday night spent at the house

[DSM4Life]

[kalspic]

turd ferguson

[RaginCajun]

morning oh great whores!

[Dukkit]

Bitches

[Igifuno]

Headed to Dallas. Blow me.

[RaginCajun]

Headed to Dallas. Blow me.

if ya pass thru htown, holla

[RaginCajun]

Bitches

did ya execute your plan from the other day?

[kalspic]

am i allowed to masturbate when i stay at other peoples houses

[Razor]

am i allowed to masturbate when i stay at other peoples houses

as long as you got a happy sock i dont see why not, no mess no foul

[RaginCajun]

am i allowed to masturbate when i stay at other peoples houses

I hear DSM may lend a helping hand

[jbm]

Katsmeow you there?

[kalspic]

I hear DSM may lend a helping hand

whatever, at this point ill take anything

[Dpyle]

Where are the whores at? I've already been up long enough to shower, cook breakfast, and prep and pack my 4 other meals to get me through work. Starting to get lonely.

[Dukkit]

Shit

[jbm]

Manure!

[RaginCajun]

morning

[jasc]

Mornin whores

[Dukkit]

Poop

[jasc]

The Dictator comes out tonight

pretty pumped.. I heard it was f'n hilarious

[jasc]

Borat was decent

never seen Bruno.. it worth watchin?

[RaginCajun]

never saw it

[jasc]

Off to my new/old gym today..

I will miss all of you women in spandex, however I can no longer deal with a free weight section stocked by some fvckin idiot.

[jasc]

Wtf is a Lifetime Run club anyway?

guess we shall find out later

Either way I'm outta that p.o.s as soon as my new permanent gym opens in 2 weeks

hooray for a gym that's geared towards doing real work

sick of those corporate shitboxes who cater to the fat/old/weak/lazy ppl!

[jasc]

That is all for now

thanks for listening

[Dukkit]

did ya execute your plan from the other day?

Of course. Anal beads and all.

She loves it in the butt.

[Dukkit]

I cancelled my gym membership on Fri.

As of right now...

I havent touched a weight in a month.

And no plans on doing so anytime soon.

Fatville... here I come.

[Dukkit]

I got Silent House to watch tonight.

Supposed to be decent.

All scary movies let me down though.

Cuz I dont find them scary.

[Dukkit]

I need to reschedule my Sleep Study.
Had court the day it was originally scheduled for.




Oh I bought a 12 inch compound sliding miter saw this weekend.

Its sweeeeet.

[Dukkit]

I think high test, Peps and Slin are on my agenda for whenever I get back in the gym.

[Dukkit]

My misses is getting annoying.


I think I need to teach her a lesson.

[Dukkit]

My mistress is in VA for the week.


And my gf is sick.

Wtf

[Dukkit]

Its 3:31pm... do you know where your nuts are?

[Dukkit]

I just ate pizza and whoopie pie.

[Dukkit]

My shoulders have shrunk.

I should put up a recent pic of my delts.

Theyre about half the size of what they look like in my avatar.

hahahah

[RaginCajun]

Its 3:31pm... do you know where your nuts are?

yup but wishing they were on some chick's chin

[Dukkit]

Weather has been gorgeous up here in the NE

[Dukkit]

yup but wishing they were on some chick's chin

Ever stuff your nuts into a chicks asshole?

Not easy.

Kinda painful.

But possible.