Ask DSM anything.

[Shol'va]

why is it that gay dudes keep hitting on me when i am with a girl? just this sunday, there were this group of 3 (a hot chick, and a gay couple). at one point, i had all three of them fighting for my attention and i know i made it clear that i was only into the girl.

Maybe they knew something that you didn't. Are you sure that was a girl you were with and not one of their friends pulling a fast one on you? Next time that happens make sure you get a hand full of crotch just to be sure it's a her. And if it is a her she will slap the piss out of you and you will know. Hey at least you will have gotten a cheap thrill for the night. As that's probably as far as you will get after that incident...lol

[Matt]

Heres one you will never get...

As you can see in avi i have a CBR600rr Motorcycle, in 2010 this was a special edition colour scheme called the Leyla Edition. Below is a better photo but my question is, "why is it called Leyla???

[DSM4Life]

Heres one you will never get...

As you can see in avi i have a CBR600rr Motorcycle, in 2010 this was a special edition colour scheme called the Leyla Edition. Below is a better photo but my question is, "why is it called Leyla???

That black & white camo-eque paint job is in fact a women moaning in delight.

[Matt]

That black & white camo-eque paint job is in fact a women moaning in delight.

Yes so where does Leyla come in??

[DSM4Life]

Yes so where does Leyla come in??

The women's name.

[RaginCajun]

They know your straight but they flirt for fun. It's shows they are comfortable around you.

I'm sexy and I know it!

[RaginCajun]

Maybe they knew something that you didn't. Are you sure that was a girl you were with and not one of their friends pulling a fast one on you? Next time that happens make sure you get a hand full of crotch just to be sure it's a her. And if it is a her she will slap the piss out of you and you will know. Hey at least you will have gotten a cheap thrill for the night. As that's probably as far as you will get after that incident...lol

Very positive she is girl! And ha on the crouch grab, might use that one next time and tell them I'm checking for a monkey!

[Matt]

The women's name.

So your saying its just some random woman's name????

[dec11]

Heres one you will never get...

As you can see in avi i have a CBR600rr Motorcycle, in 2010 this was a special edition colour scheme called the Leyla Edition. Below is a better photo but my question is, "why is it called Leyla???

get a 1000rr ya big poof

[DSM4Life]

So your saying its just some random woman's name????

You want her home mailing address?

[Shol'va]

DSM talking in the other thread about colonoscopy and hemroids, got me to wondering. Do most gay guys not get hemroids? Does anal sex keep them at bay? Something I have no idea on. personally I'm fine never had them. Don't want them..lol

[DSM4Life]

DSM talking in the other thread about colonoscopy and hemroids, got me to wondering. Do most gay guys not get hemroids? Does anal sex keep them at bay? Something I have no idea on. personally I'm fine never had them. Don't want them..lol

No hemroids are normally caused my straining (pushing). Nothing would kill sex faster then getting ready for some butt play and when going downstairs a big shitty vein was hanging out.

[AD]

guys, excuse me for being the smart ass, but i think you mean hemorrhoids.

[Lunk1]

DSM talking in the other thread about colonoscopy and hemroids, got me to wondering. Do most gay guys not get hemroids? Does anal sex keep them at bay? Something I have no idea on. personally I'm fine never had them. Don't want them..lol

No hemroids are normally caused my straining (pushing). Nothing would kill sex faster then getting ready for some butt play and when going downstairs a big shitty vein was hanging out.

I was just about to have some homade chili for supper...guess I wont hit my macros tonight...

[frank13]

is begging a Monitor a payed job ?

[DSM4Life]

guys, excuse me for being the smart ass, but i think you mean hemorrhoids.

Yea funny my phone didn't auto correct that, lol

[DSM4Life]

is begging a Monitor a payed job ?

No. .

[frank13]

do u have hours that u have to be online like a job

[DSM4Life]

do u have hours that u have to be online like a job

Nope.

[frank13]

here is a better question how does being a Monitor work

[Shol'va]

guys, excuse me for being the smart ass, but i think you mean hemorrhoids.

[AD]

you think that will help shrink his swollen lips?^^^^^^lol

[DSM4Life]

you think that will help shrink his swollen lips?^^^^^^lol

Why are those lips swollen?

[AD]

Why are those lips swollen?

How should i know? I'm not his doctor...lol

[Shol'va]

How should i know? I'm not his doctor...lol

Hey asiandude I see you started your own website. Nice!

[AD]

Hey asiandude I see you started your own website. Nice!

As you can see from my avi, red's my fav color. Have you signed up for the premium membership?

[Shol'va]

As you can see from my avi, red's my fav color. Have you signed up for the premium membership?

I upgraded to the platinum membership with all the perks. The site kind of breaks that rumor about all asian men having a small package. Real hot asian men. Some on the site are impressive and others have a small package..lol Hey I'd date one..

[AD]

I upgraded to the platinum membership with all the perks. The site kind of breaks that rumor about all asian men having a small package. Real hot asian men. Some on the site are impressive and others have a small package..lol Hey I'd date one..

You're just like Ink! Only different! But dont believe everything you see on the net...

[Shol'va]

You're just like Ink! Only different! But dont believe everything you see on the net...

The biggest difference is that I'd date you (insert sexual term here for date) and he wouldn't

[Chitown Raider]

She sounds like most people in relationships. It's fun to flirt and be wanted but when it comes time to cross the cheat line I don't think she is ready to go that far. You pushing the sex thing isn't goin to help. If anything it's going to add unwanted pressure. You made your bed playing with someone in a relationship. My advise, let it go.

Ok, so I took your advice and stepped back. I've seen her at the gym a couple times now and basically pretended she didn't exist. Well tonight three pics come thru one of her naked, two others in a thong and bra. I haven't responded, figured I'm gonna end up wasting my time again.

[lovbyts]

Got a question for you DSM.... So i met this girl at the gym she's hot and my buddy talks to her also said she wanted to sleep with me, he told me after she left. So anyways she's got a boyfriend so I figure perfect, no strings attached. Last wednesday I was supposed to meet her for lunch that got cancelled via text that she had a bad feeling about going to lunch and being nervous. I let it go because she said she wanted to see me on the weekend so we could have more time. Friday night rolls around and she's at the bar with two of her girls and invited me to stop by I told her I would let her know because I had previous plans. Called her after I had dinner only to get her voicemail and no reply to the texts I sent. Sunday was the day she said she could get some time away to see me, well I missed her call and never heard back. We talked monday and I suggested last night we could finally meet up and I would get a room. I was gonna leave work early to get ready before meeting her. Five o'clock rolls around and I get a text from her stating that she is sorry but she can't do this, because she feels sneaky. No phone call after the gym like she usually does on her way home. I asked her last week what she wanted or was expecting to come out of talking/seeing me and she kinda laughed it off as my being straight-forward. What I am wondering is why do people pull this crap, I mean you know what your getting yourself into why waste someone else's time. She sent me another text today saying she is sorry, she hopes that we can still be friends at the gym, blah, blah, blah. I demoted her to the ignore list.

She sounds like most people in relationships. It's fun to flirt and be wanted but when it comes time to cross the cheat line I don't think she is ready to go that far. You pushing the sex thing isn't goin to help. If anything it's going to add unwanted pressure. You made your bed playing with someone in a relationship. My advise, let it go.

Ok, so I took your advice and stepped back. I've seen her at the gym a couple times now and basically pretended she didn't exist. Well tonight three pics come thru one of her naked, two others in a thong and bra. I haven't responded, figured I'm gonna end up wasting my time again.

Sounds like she is more than ready to cross that line. She already has in my book and if it was me I would avoid her at any cost since she is in a relationship. Nothing like a jealous boyfriend after your ass. It's never worth it in my book.

[bikeral]

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[Shol'va]

This photo needs a caption like

Someone Just Threw Away A Perfectly Good Twink, Can I Keep Him?

[DSM4Life]

This photo needs a caption like

Someone Just Threw Away A Perfectly Good Twink, Can I Keep Him?

Before keeping any man you first do a taste test.

[cherrydrpepper]

Would you do gay porn if the money was there and how much would have to be there

[DSM4Life]

Would you do gay porn if the money was there and how much would have to be there

As horny as i am i dont think i could do that as a job. It seems it would take the fun out of the sex.

[Shol'va]

Hey DSM did you make it through the night. And did you have to go save Hazard? And what did you two do to pass the time in the dark as that mean ole hurricane pounded violently outside your chamber door?

[DSM4Life]

Hey DSM did you make it through the night. And did you have to go save Hazard? And what did you two do to pass the time in the dark as that mean ole hurricane pounded violently outside your chamber door?

Power has been out since Monday and electric company says its going to be a week before it returns! Thankfully we stocked up on candles, flashlights, batteries and KY jelly so we are good. Sucks no computer , heat or hot water for showers. The house doesn't have any damage so I'm happy.

[Sfla80]

That's not horrible. Forget if it was Wilma or Katrina in south fl. But we had no power for 3 weeks. Some had 4-5 weeks with no power. You guys got hit bad there too. Watching the news this morning. Glad u are safe though.

[Lunk1]

Would you do straight porn if the $ was right??