'Official Postwhore Thread'

[wukillabee]

I mean you can show me. I edited BTW

Haha, i figured that. What state and city u stay at again? I forgot.

[Reed]

Ah, then u got it made! Thats how u do it! What state u in again? Hows the women over there? Much to choose from? Theres tons here but mostly stuck up bi*chs just lookin for a guy with a benz and money. Still can find some hot skeet skeets over here though. Might plan a trip to miami beach sometime, u down? Thats where the real mamis are at bro! Theyre bangin down there and not even as stuck up as the gurls over here. NA, if i went there id never come back haha. My friends go all the time and come back with videos, pictures, and a hell of stories bout the gurls!

Its a little different here the girls are either only down with the brothers or they like the golfin, frat dudes with shorts 6inches above their knees, little polo shirts with there birdy arms hanging out and of course the flipflops. But you find some here and there that are hot. I'd be down to go to miami beach, gotta get my money right. Maybe after the competition season for a reward since I'd probably get shit faced every night I wouldn't need to be on cycle at the time. I love the beach last time I went I scooped these bad ass canadian chicks that looked like victoria secret models and they were some freak-a-leeks!!! It was tight!!! in more ways than one

[Reed]

Haha, i figured that. What state and city u stay at again? I forgot.

Knoxville TN, where you at. I know So Cal but where at

[wukillabee]

Its a little different here the girls are either only down with the brothers or they like the golfin, frat dudes with shorts 6inches above their knees, little polo shirts with there birdy arms hanging out and of course the flipflops. But you find some here and there that are hot. I'd be down to go to miami beach, gotta get my money right. Maybe after the competition season for a reward since I'd probably get shit faced every night I wouldn't need to be on cycle at the time. I love the beach last time I went I scooped these bad ass canadian chicks that looked like victoria secret models and they were some freak-a-leeks!!! It was tight!!! in more ways than one

Yep, no time soon for me either. Oh yeah? I had 2 latino sisters, that was bangin! U know those preps arent satisfying those gurls, easy steal bro!

[Reed]

Yep, no time soon for me either. Oh yeah? I had 2 latino sisters, that was bangin! U know those preps arent satisfying those gurls, easy steal bro!

As me and the brothers say "Those prep boys ain't doin NUTHIN!!!!

[wukillabee]

Knoxville TN, where you at. I know So Cal but where at

Westside of Long Beach. Its like north orange county/los angeles border kind of. Not really into it here. Like the oc much better! A lot cleaner, fresher air, nicer people, hotter chicks (more freaks here though), just a better overall environment i think. Any city in orange county is cool. Ever she that lame t.v. show the real housewives of orange county? Those bit*hes are wayy ugly. The milfs and cougars down here are wayyy hotter. DOnt know why they made 2 seasons on those turkey necks?

[hotpink]

hotpink, the pics you put on your avy lead me to only one conclusion: You're hurtin', for a squirtin'

No I'm good without a squirt, I just love my body thank you

[Reed]

Yeah I saw them. I'd loved to hit up some MILFs. Do you know a person named Matt (f*ck I forget his last name) that comes out here to school. He is from the same area

[scibble]

No I'm good without a squirt, I just love my body thank you

Hamish&Andy !

[Reed]

Matt is short chubby kid with blonde hair and has a praying hands tattoo on one of his arms

[Reed]

HP my lover, your back!!! Did you get your homework done?

[wukillabee]

Yeah I saw them. I'd loved to hit up some MILFs. Do you know a person named Matt (f*ck I forget his last name) that comes out here to school. He is from the same area

Ahh yeah bro, milfs is where its at! No games, no beatin round the bush, no boring sex, love it! Crazy how some of these gurls are age can be so boring but these milfs are crazy in the bedroom! Matt? Come on bro, u know how many matts live around here? Na, i got a pretty close net of friends and none named matt. Show should have been called, "The Fake A$$ Housewives Of Orange County", haha! Tamra was pretty hot though, id hit it. She was dumb as hell and couldnt dance worth sh*t but id hit it.

[hotpink]

HP my lover, your back!!! Did you get your homework done?

No, but I did get my laundry done. I'm going to wake up at 6:30 and go to the library and finish it before my 10:00 class. I have another hour break after my math to finish my hw for my other class.

But last day of putting it to last second, I promise.

[scibble]

i cooked up these two nice chicken breasts with tobasco pepper in olive oil, and put in a closed tub and later put em in the fridge, i take it and warm it in the microwave and then look and there is this bug crawling on my damn chickenl--sht!! i put too much effort into this chicken....so i'm just nukin the bajeebus out of it and gonna eat it anyway....ewww.

[Reed]

Ahh yeah bro, milfs is where its at! No games, no beatin round the bush, no boring sex, love it! Crazy how some of these gurls are age can be so boring but these milfs are crazy in the bedroom! Matt? Come on bro, u know how many matts live around here? Na, i got a pretty close net of friends and none named matt. Show should have been called, "The Fake A$$ Housewives Of Orange County", haha! Tamra was pretty hot though, id hit it. She was dumb as hell and couldnt dance worth sh*t but id hit it.

Of course.


Yeah just thought I'd ask, Matt is probably the most common name in America

[Reed]

No, but I did get my laundry done. I'm going to wake up at 6:30 and go to the library and finish it before my 10:00 class. I have another hour break after my math to finish my hw for my other class.

But last day of putting it to last second, I promise.

Listen here young lady, your hw should have been done a long time ago. JK JK. I use to alway schedule long enough breaks b/w classes that I did my homework while at school. I know how it is at the house, doesn't get done

i cooked up these two nice chicken breasts with tobasco pepper in olive oil, and put in a closed tub and later put em in the fridge, i take it and warm it in the microwave and then look and there is this bug crawling on my damn chickenl--sht!! i put too much effort into this chicken....so i'm just nukin the bajeebus out of it and gonna eat it anyway....ewww.

Eat it eat it. I'm cooking some buffalo meat and a sweet potato

[hotpink]

Listen here young lady, your hw should have been done a long time ago. JK JK. I use to alway schedule long enough breaks b/w classes that I did my homework while at school. I know how it is at the house, doesn't get done




Eat it eat it. I'm cooking some buffalo meat and a sweet potato

Yeah, I need to start planning trips to the library more. Too many distractions at home

[scibble]

Yeah, I need to start planning trips to the library more. Too many distractions at home

hahaa

oh no you don't young lady! We know all about "The Library" !

[hotpink]

hahaa

oh no you don't young lady! We know all about "The Library" !

hahahaaaa ilymucho. I promise the real library!!!

[Reed]

Oh yeah her "The Library" ends up in trouble.


Wu you still around bro

[Reed]

So I guess everyone is done whoring

[hotpink]

Haha I just checked my voicemail and there is a really creepy message from this guy that tried to kiss me 2 minutes after he met me but I just walked away hahaaaa wtf

[Reed]

Oh yeah and congrats to Aaron Rodgers for his first pass TD, Rush TD, and lambo leap!! Just thought I'd add that for all you Packer fans

[scibble]

Haha I just checked my voicemail and there is a really creepy message from this guy that tried to kiss me 2 minutes after he met me but I just walked away hahaaaa wtf

how did he have your number?

[hotpink]

how did he have your number?

I think he knows my roommate's friend because I sure as hell didn't give it to him

[Reed]

Haha I just checked my voicemail and there is a really creepy message from this guy that tried to kiss me 2 minutes after he met me but I just walked away hahaaaa wtf

You gave your number out in 2 minutes. I can only imagine how creeps you get calling you. Watch out that can be dangerous. I had some girl's friend who was a dude text me yesterday because I was trying to take her out

[hotpink]

I think he knows my roommate's friend because I sure as hell didn't give it to him

^^^^

[scibble]

reed! shame on you!

[Reed]

I think I might sneak over to homegirls house tonight and shock her a little bit, maybe bring her a flower. Or maybe not, I'm too lazy right now

[Reed]

reed! shame on you!

What I do. It wasn't even her bf. She texted me tonight and explained the what happened

[scibble]

I think I might sneak over to homegirls house tonight and shock her a little bit, maybe bring her a flower. Or maybe not, I'm too lazy right now

she's gonna be in a wheelchair if you keep that up!

[Reed]

she's gonna be in a wheelchair if you keep that up!

I know right, you know what I'm plotting.

[scibble]

my girl used to get "sore". then i introduced her to some three-volt DC encouragement adn she says she doesn't get sore anymore

[hotpink]

hey someone remind me to cancel my LA FIT memb tomorrow please!

[scibble]

and that;s even after going to poundtown, taking the doubledecker bus, seeing all the sites, going to the museums and the petting zoo, checking out the view from the skydeck of Poundtown Tower, followed by....

[Reed]

Yeah everyone loves the poundtown!!!!!! What did that loosen her up a bit??

[scibble]

i think the generous and ample lubrication induced by the...er...electric fields...

[Reed]

Something, I'm straight with taking the women to poundtown, for now they are the ones that need to be self conscience of being adequate.

[hotpink]

okay weirdos...

[scibble]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GVE7lRZuFM

just substitute the word Poundtown into the lyrics....