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  1. 02-20-2013, 07:38 AM #78921
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post

    there isn't one in 50 miles of me.

    there is a tim Horton's about 20 miles from me though. But I'm not old enough to drink coffee.
    Thought we were neighbors?

    We're flooded with Starbucks out this way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    I woke up around 7 o'clock in the mornin
    I gave myself a strech up, a mornin yawn and went to the bathroom to wash up
    I threw some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup and said um
    "Mirror mirror, on, the wall who is the top whore of them all.
    There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted
    The mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard"
    Lies!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post

    Lies!
    lol

    the mirror never lies
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    Hawaiian pizza? Mmmmm.
    nope, gave up pizza for lent!

    this was fresh 32yr old hawaiian
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    Im so fat.
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    How do I know Im fat?

    The mirror never lies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Im so fat.
    well, get back in the gym you lazy whore
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    well, get back in the gym you lazy whore
    I refuse!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    How do I know Im fat?

    The mirror never lies.
    Want your old mirror back?

    Think ours got mixed up
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    nope, gave up pizza for lent!

    this was fresh 32yr old hawaiian
    Niiice. Braggart..lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Want your old mirror back?

    Think ours got mixed up
    Nah. Youre enjoying it too much.
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    i shit pizza
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Thought we were neighbors?

    We're flooded with Starbucks out this way.
    i could be a big fat liar and actually be from somewhere else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post

    i could be a big fat liar and actually be from somewhere else.
    That's disappointing

    I was hoping you were the one peeping in my windows
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    Whores!!!!

    ... that is all
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Whores!!!!

    ... that is all
    Its Poindexter!
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    Last summer i saw a guy yelling, "help, shark, help!!"

    But i just laughed cause i knew the shark wasn't going to help him..
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    Just had some sushi, dumplings and banana bread.

    Yum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    Last summer i saw a guy yelling, "help, shark, help!!"

    But i just laughed cause i knew the shark wasn't going to help him..
    I chuckled
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    I joined the Conditioning Classic. I think i'll lean right out and drop a bit of weight. Then blast Var/Prop/Tren with a solid diet and zoom to the top.

    What do you think Dukkit? Am i California dreamin'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    I joined the Conditioning Classic. I think i'll lean right out and drop a bit of weight. Then blast Var/Prop/Tren with a solid diet and zoom to the top.

    What do you think Dukkit? Am i California dreamin'?
    You can do anything with the help of some steroids my lil grasshoppa.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    You can do anything with the help of some steroids my lil grasshoppa.
    Thank you Master Po.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    You can do anything with the help of some steroids my lil grasshoppa.
    that's what i was thinking
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    I woke up in the morning,

    feeling like P Diddy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    I woke up in the morning,

    feeling like P Diddy.
    Had to google that

    please tell me you aren't rockin out to kesha

    lol
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    Feelin', funkin' Amps in the trunk, and
    I got more rhymes than there's cops that at a Dunkin' Donut shop
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Its Poindexter!
    How's life treatin you Tiny?
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    are there any toothless beavers in canada?
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    are there any toothless beavers in canada?
    good question?
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    Depends what kinda beaver you're hunting lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Had to google that

    please tell me you aren't rockin out to kesha

    lol
    Walked through the front office... it was on the radio.
    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    How's life treatin you Tiny?
    Oh just grand over here. Living like a fat happy retarded king.

    You?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Oh just grand over here. Living like a fat happy retarded king.

    You?
    Must be nice... I'm at work ... So things can't be that good
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Must be nice... I'm at work ... So things can't be that good
    which also means that somebody is in pain. lol
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    my nutrition lecturer is fat.....
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    Fukking new handle bar grips arent here.

    Cant put on the bar end mirrors till I get the new grips on.

    Sonofa!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw
    Fukking new handle bar grips arent here.

    Cant put on the bar end mirrors till I get the new grips on.

    Sonofa!!!!
    Just calm down!! My grips are made of duct tape for proper thickness then wrapped with tennis racquet grip to prevent the sticky mess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle View Post
    Just calm down!! My grips are made of duct tape for proper thickness then wrapped with tennis racquet grip to prevent the sticky mess.
    Bahaha. Thats awesome.

    What type of bike do you have?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

    Bahaha. Thats awesome.

    What type of bike do you have?
    Straight up rat bike dude! Steel fence post drag pipes too! Built around an 80 model Honda 400.

    Did the tank fab with a framing hammer. And those are schwinn bicycle bars mounted upside down and cut to size.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle

    Straight up rat bike dude! Steel fence post drag pipes too! Built around an 80 model Honda 400.

    Did the tank fab with a framing hammer. And those are schwinn bicycle bars mounted upside down and cut to size.
    Nice bike D!

    Makes me want to build one
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