you know it kicks in when you never feel like stopping... even after doing all your sets you think to yourself **** i feel good just one more....
Or how bout when the only tihng on you mind is getting laid....
Anabolic Member
you know it kicks in when you never feel like stopping... even after doing all your sets you think to yourself **** i feel good just one more....
Or how bout when the only tihng on you mind is getting laid....
Anabolic Member
u know its kicked in when u look around the gym and everyone is watching thru the mirrors just to watch u push 345 5 times. then u get up and they all turn their heads real fast like they werent watching.
Associate Member
The last exercise you do is depressing, because you realize you're done and ur suposed to leave the gym now...
Ur triceps are so sharp they start poking people's eyes out as they walk by...
Ur lifting partner makes you laugh as he says "Dude... what the f**k" as you use your max bench from last week into a working set for this week....
Your girlfriend bumps into you... looks down... and says "Again?"
Sleeves of some shirts have to have slits cut into them to stop them from cutting off ur circulation...
Mirrors.... they love you....
The Anabolic Assassin
great post urban dawgggg...
rickson- showing your softer, humorous side... i'm impressed
i'll add these...
you know your test has kicked in when:
you get such painful pumps from whacking it that your shoulder seizes up...
walking up stairs feels like a leg workout...
the veins in your forearms start getting jealous of the veins in your traps...
you become a walking hard-on just looking for a hole...
you see the Hulk on TV and think "God, he's a pussy."
and the #1 way you know that your test has kicked in...
little kids start asking you if you're really Clark Kent...
New Member
I've never done a cycle(yet) and I've experienced almost all these symptoms, espcially the sex ones, just ask my 5 kid, lmao.
Think this may be a bad sign when I do start my first?
Banned
lol its all so true bro
Associate Member
my test just kicked in last week and what stands out for me the most so far is the fact that i have to stand up and touch my toes just to reach around and wipe my a**...i literaly pulled a lat muscle trying to do it the old fashioned way...go figure
Member
this is the best!!!
I am crying laughing at all the response.
God you guys are really funny.
Thanks for cheering me up.
And I am on my 6 week of test at 2cc a week.
switching to e4d see if I could at least get some acne.
The Dally Lama
number one way that u know your test has kicked in :
when your mother asks u if u got a boob job.
FACKEN NOLVADEX SH#TINGPISSERFAXCK
Senior Member
When my Test kicks in (right now actually...Im going into my 5th week!):
If I go to sleep on my stomach I always wake up on the floor.
If I go to sleep on my back I always have dreams about fighting cowboys, I guess its because I'm sleeping under a tee pee.
D
Anabolic Member
Originally Posted by the dent depot
LMFAO!!!
New Member
They should put this on a information poster in all gyms.
Associate Member
SOOOO TRUE!!!!!!!!
LMAO
I like #1 thru 3
Associate Member
lol,that was good bro.
#11 test is almost better than sex.
Member
ahahah i love it!
Associate Member
bump
New Member
While hiting on every girl at a club and you find one that turns you down you say "bitch you aint never going to get your pussy touched like that BITCH"
Anabolic Member
Rickson Your posts was the best. I have a few of my own.
Increased Masterbation!!!!!!!! ( to a rediculous extent)
Every where you go, you are constently doing a head check for possible threats and you have affirmed in your mind that you are safe, you can kick everyones ass!!!!!!
You have it in your head that all of the sudden, everyone around you have turned into an asshole.
you like to stand in front of your workout partner in front of the mirror at the gym, and show him how big you are by making him disapear in the mirror!!!!!
Your natural workout partner is pissed!!!!!!
When your walking in the gym, people will walk or climb over equipment to get out of your way.
Senior Member
You will hump anything that moves and has a hole (well i guess it doesnt have to move)
Banned
ROFLMAO!You go back and forth on whether you really need to cook meat.
TSW
Retired Vet
You guys always find a way to crack me up
Thanks for the laughs...been a long hard-ass day
Member
okay, so i'll add another one:
#1 - You know you are all pumped up, you pinch so hard on the toilet, you burst your hemoroids...
Member
Top 1 sign your a disgusting bastard:okay, so i'll add another one:
#1 - You know you are all pumped up, you pinch so hard on the toilet, you burst your hemoroids...
1. You mad the post in quotes
Just messin bro
Associate Member
THis is a bad post to read when you are off of your cycle. I start back up in 3 weeks and you guys have got me all worked up. Funny as hell but so true. I can not wait to get back on.
Member
I'll take that as a compliment. THANK YOU, THANK YOU!Top 1 sign your a disgusting bastard:
1. You mad the post in quotes
Just messin bro
The Anabolic Assassin
okay, so i'll add another one:
#1 - You know you are all pumped up, you pinch so hard on the toilet, you burst your hemoroids...
beefy... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Banned
Lmao
Associate Member
just got back from seaside on the jersey shore...the mecca of juiced up guidos, felt at home...lol....i was away for 2 days and i can;t believe this post still has life...i love it...LMFAO....i love it so much
Banned
I just like to add test gives me an overall feeling of well being and makes me feel good
Associate Member
And when you go to abercombie & fitch too try on a XL shirt and you can't even get it over your shoulders.....
Member
you wake up one morning with unknown substance leaked in your underwear... almost like deja 'vu when you were 13yrs old...
Retired Vet
I don't wanna hear about YOUR dreams Beefy
Senior Member
When I see rabbits hopping around and all I can think about is how good they would taste.
When I get into a staring competition with a raccoon that is eyeing me.
When I am driving and all I can think about is how much I would like to shoot every bad driver.
When I think every girl I see is hot, and the 2's become 5's and the 5's become 8's and the 8's become instant erections
Senior Member
No Sh*t...loved this one
Senior Member
Yeah, I have had all my friends comment on how my hormones are off the charts. No one has any clue what is really going on, not to mention my nat test is around 800-900 so this is me normally too.
I goto clubs now and think even the 4's are hot, and alcohol is seriously another factor. DRINK CAREFULLY!!!!!!
with test, the 3's are 5's, with alcohol and test the 3's goto 7's, seriously a scary thought.
Member
Bro you need to see that chappelle show were he has this camera that shows that last person he had sex with! It was like an eighty year old lady and he says "**** I gotta quit drinkin" LOL!
Associate Member
how to tell when your test has kicked in:
when your deadlifting 300 lbs more than the person next to you is squating for more reps like its nothing and they just stop squating cause they are embarassed to try to lift next to you
Associate Member
When you get a physical and you have to tell the doc "don't poke your eye out"
You start contemplating how much it would cost to raise your own chickens
The people at the grocery store know you by name
When your at the gym you feel it necessary to out lift any poor sap doing the same exercise you are
You begin to camp outside your gym
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