well darn it........where are the southern men at?.....in bed?
Female Member
well darn it........where are the southern men at?.....in bed?
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
Anabolic Member
Southern Cali??????
Female Member
no hun...you know how far SOUTH i am....
how ya'll are?
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
Female Member
TEXAS is kinda close.........now we talkn .....
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
Female Member
I wonder how many MODs are gonna read this thread cause of the title.....
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
Senior Member
im not a mod but did read it b/c of the titleOriginally Posted by purplelaceteddy
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
HeeHee....exactly why I titled it that way. ... and notice who was the first to reply!!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Elite Hall Of Fame ~ RIP ~
Female Member
now back to the thread...
Southern Men.........as in South United States....
Flordia , Georgia, Tennessee, Mississippi, Alabama, Texas, California
where ya'll at?
NOT California......... edited by PLT(RON)
Last edited by purplelaceteddy; 07-07-2004 at 01:35 AM.
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
Female Member
Look you 2 .... Barbie wants a good man......find her one...or get outta her thread.you high jackers.......
lmao....and find me a man while your at it.....
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
Senior Member
find me a lady and ill find you a man
Female Member
we need to talk hun...... i got what you need..and you have what i need
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
Senior Member
we need to talk hun...... i got what you need..and you have what i need
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Sounds like a match to me
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Bastards!
Pimp in Training
i about to be a southern man......san diego southern
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Im in San Diego a couple times a year Whitey....gonna have to hook up for a drink or two
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Anabolic Member
Im in San Diego a couple times a year Whitey....gonna have to hook up for a drink or two
She promissed me a.....drink months ago. I'm still waiting
Pimp in Training
ahh man, if pimp man ron cant do it, no one can
Anabolic Member
Have faith brutha. Use the force young padawan
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
And you are getting your drink when we get to Las Vegas.
**** I should have stayed in San Dog when I pulled into port on the Carl Vinson. If I take another run on her....I'll make sure I'll call you both. What more could a girl ask for ... two big strong men to show her the town
Like I sailor....except I got MORE than ONE in every port hehehehe
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Anabolic Member
Ok but I'm bringin a girl. Cause I don't share eitherAnd you are getting your drink when we get to Las Vegas.
**** I should have stayed in San Dog when I pulled into port on the Carl Vinson. If I take another run on her....I'll make sure I'll call you both. What more could a girl ask for ... two big strong men to show her the town
Like I sailor....except I got MORE than ONE in every port hehehehe
Pimp in Training
And you are getting your drink when we get to Las Vegas.
**** I should have stayed in San Dog when I pulled into port on the Carl Vinson. If I take another run on her....I'll make sure I'll call you both. What more could a girl ask for ... two big strong men to show her the town
Like I sailor....except I got MORE than ONE in every port hehehehe
how about one big (ron) and one smaller (me)
Pimp in Training
alllrightyIm in San Diego a couple times a year Whitey....gonna have to hook up for a drink or two
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Usually I spend my time picking fights with SEALS at McP's, but for you I'll make an exception
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Of all people, ron should not be talking about dildoz after the cycleon incidence.
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
In the Navy....we call this a Don't ask Don't tell issue.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Female Member
ohhhhhhhhhhh man hes got cookies in his avatar..!!!! I'm ready to go to the dark side..someone please pull me back ......!!!!
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
Senior Member
Female Member
actually ..im' having a bad chocolate craving..at the moment.......
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Man.....I crave choc all the time. Light choc, dark choc, milk choc....actually ..im' having a bad chocolate craving..at the moment.......
Hmmmm oh you meant candy....
Thot ya meant men
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Senior Member
white choc?Man.....I crave choc all the time. Light choc, dark choc, milk choc....
Hmmmm oh you meant candy....
Thot ya meant men
Female Member
I noticed mostly MOD's in here....whoo hoo men with power...girl you know how to get their attention....
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
Female Member
See Iron.......she doesn't share either....
soooooooooooooo you got a brother?
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
Elite Hall Of Fame ~ RIP ~
Well, no brother but I do train with a ton of single guys. Barbi can choose 1 of them and you get the honor of being stuck with me.
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Did I mention that I'm a new LEO and I'm looking for a good grappling instructor???Well, no brother but I do train with a ton of single guys. Barbi can choose 1 of them and you get the honor of being stuck with me.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Elite Hall Of Fame ~ RIP ~
Well, this may work just fine...
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Actually, one of the other officers is an instructor so as soon as I get through this week.....I'm going to get started.
Thank god for weight lifting.... my legs are deadly weapons
Well, this may work just fine...
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Female Member
he did say suck a pig ... i saw it...
lmao
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
Elite Hall Of Fame ~ RIP ~
Yeah , yeah...So how about you and I get together for a?
Ok ok, that was pretty gay but I wanted to use that cute lil smilie and I haven't had the chance before...
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