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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.AK
    Hey a guy at my gym told me that if I inject test into my shlong, it will not only increase my muscle size faster it will increase my shlong size. He said he didnt know if it was true though. Is this a fact or a myth?
    A guy at my gym told me you had a tiny tiny tiny schlong, and you father likes to tickle it. Thats why you ask gay questions like this. Is this a fact or myth?

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    Is this DHT thing for real.... how do you get it??? Where? how do you apply it??? and do you have a link to some info?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%NATURAL-theGH
    Is this DHT thing for real.... how do you get it??? Where? how do you apply it??? and do you have a link to some info?
    I can get DHT and make it in to a transdermal, lets start the bidding. I say.......one weeks supply for 50 bucks to start. This auction will now commence.

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    Serious Question

    I have been having problems with my irrectile functions since i've been on my cycle. I have been taking Deca 300 for about 2 months now and it doesnt get better only worse no matter what I do! A guy at the gym said it was called Deca Dick, b.c of the nerves in my penis. what can i take?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMan
    I have been having problems with my irrectile functions since i've been on my cycle. I have been taking Deca 300 for about 2 months now and it doesnt get better only worse no matter what I do! A guy at the gym said it was called Deca Dick, b.c of the nerves in my penis. what can i take?
    You can do a search on "deca dick". You should have run test with deca to avoid this problem. If you do, the test dose should be higher than deca (at least 100 mg). When you go off cycle stop deca one week before test (because of half life). Start PCT two weeks after last shot of test enanthade/cypionate to get your natural test production back to normal. You can use clomid.

    This is probably too late now. I don't know how you get rid of deca dick.. Will tribulus or tongkat ali be helpfull to this?

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    $50.01

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demon Deacon
    $50.01
    $50.01 do I hear $1000, $1000 comon can I hear 1000 dollarssssss???????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    $50.01 do I hear $1000, $1000 comon can I hear 1000 dollarssssss???????

    The auction has now ended.

    I purchased this for 1000.00 dollars.

    I will now be selling the only supply of this miracle phallus enlargermentgrowthal dinky to huge dongo... for a mere 2000 dollars.

    Bidding starting now.




    P.S the bottle is open and half used. But, thats how I got it.!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    P.S the bottle is open and half used. But, thats how I got it.!
    Yeah I wanted to see if I could double my penis size to 30 inches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Yeah I wanted to see if I could double my penis size to 30 inches.
    Was that 3.0 Loz?















    J/K man!

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    bro your schlong isnt a muscle its blood, so how in the hell could steroids increase your dick size? Maybe if you inject in the head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by worldknown
    bro your schlong isnt a muscle its blood, so how in the hell could steroids increase your dick size? Maybe if you inject in the head?
    not exactly true blood.

    blood fills specific little wangs sacs in there, the tissue is not muscle no .. but it can be excersized.

    try using a wet towel .. after a shower.

    furnish a wood.
    wrap the towel on it... make a do a couple lifts
    wait, rinse and repeat.

    forget the rinse part.


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    My boy used to do that, instead of calling them push-ups he called them dick-ups.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    not exactly true blood.

    blood fills specific little wangs sacs in there, the tissue is not muscle no .. but it can be excersized.

    try using a wet towel .. after a shower.

    furnish a wood.
    wrap the towel on it... make a do a couple lifts
    wait, rinse and repeat.

    forget the rinse part.


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    Haha, no all you gotta do is work it out alot, do alot of resistance training. LOL make it strong

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    Funny sh*t to say the least.

    KOM goes from cutting and DNP thread magic to starting the whole new craze of DHT localize johnson treatment. What next KOM...?

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    I would not even attempt that, it could cause permenant damage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mark956101957
    I would not even attempt that, it could cause permenant damage.
    what could cause permanent damage?
    Localized DHT treatment is an approved medical procedure...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingofmasters
    what could cause permanent damage?
    Localized DHT treatment is an approved medical procedure...
    OK NOW... all the little jokes were cute and all... but let's get serious... KOM... where do I get it and where do I read about it??? I'm not joking... I want a 10 incher minimum.... help a brother out..

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%NATURAL-theGH
    OK NOW... all the little jokes were cute and all... but let's get serious... KOM... where do I get it and where do I read about it??? I'm not joking... I want a 10 incher minimum.... help a brother out..
    IP had a DHT product on his site called GynoGone, but his website sais he is out of business until further notice, so I dont know whereelse to get pure DHT but if I do I am getting it, and I will find it, just takes a few.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%NATURAL-theGH
    OK NOW... all the little jokes were cute and all... but let's get serious... KOM... where do I get it and where do I read about it??? I'm not joking... I want a 10 incher minimum.... help a brother out..
    well if you are past puberty then an inch increase + some width is probably more realistic.
    If you are still growing then your quota is not impossible.
    Lozgod was right --> The original product is called Andractim
    (I don't know how the rest of the "fakes" like Gynogone compare to it...!)
    It basically just is Androstanolone (DHT) in a Transdermal
    (2,5%Andractim contains 3 grams of DHT per 120 ml).
    The treatment is 60 days 1 ml or 2 ml Andractim applying on the
    whole penile area
    (I would personally divide 2 ml in 4 times per day seeing the halflife of DHT).
    (A 120 ml Andractim tube in France costs about 6 dollars!).
    I don't know how well Transdermal Mestanolone (Methyl-DHT) or a homebrewed version compares to the original thing, so you might want to keep us updated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingofmasters
    Lozgod was right --> The original product is called Andractim
    (I don't know how the rest of the "fakes" like Gynogone compare to it...!)
    It basically just is Androstanolone (DHT) in a Transdermal
    Well his site is back up and he claims the ingredient is Andractim is the ingredient, so if anyone knows how to order directly from him, place an order and try it out. Me personally I love the size of my dick.




    Ahhhh who am I foolin, there isnt a man on this planet that would refuse a couple more inches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingofmasters
    well if you are past puberty then an inch increase + some width is probably more realistic.
    If you are still growing then your quota is not impossible.
    Lozgod was right --> The original product is called Andractim
    (I don't know how the rest of the "fakes" like Gynogone compare to it...!)
    It basically just is Androstanolone (DHT) in a Transdermal
    (2,5%Andractim contains 3 grams of DHT per 120 ml).
    The treatment is 60 days 1 ml or 2 ml Andractim applying on the
    whole penile area
    (I would personally divide 2 ml in 4 times per day seeing the halflife of DHT).
    (A 120 ml Andractim tube in France costs about 6 dollars!).
    I don't know how well Transdermal Mestanolone (Methyl-DHT) or a homebrewed version compares to the original thing, so you might want to keep us updated.

    Greets
    Kingofmasters


    Has anyone tried this with any success? Would love to know how succeful you can became with this... in a realistic kinda way....

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    anybody know where you can get that Andractim. I am happy but like earlier said, who wouldn't want an extra inch or so...?

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    Maybe you can just bluff and scare your dick with the needle and he'll submit into growing bigger for you. It's either grow big or get stabbed with the 20g

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    Quote Originally Posted by smbmx63
    Maybe you can just bluff and scare your dick with the needle and he'll submit into growing bigger for you. It's either grow big or get stabbed with the 20g
    mine would most likely shrivel up and hide in fear but wouldn't grow from such a treat....

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    I have 2 tubes of Andractim but i have no idea how to use them...

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    i started wacking off with testostrone cream, i heard thats how barry bonds applied it. and know my penis is twice as long as it was before. equalling a grand total of 4 inches. I couldn't be happier. i suggest every try it. lol j/k .....

    mmmmm....but wait, what if you used test cream as lube when you had sex? I wonder if it would make your girl horney as hell???? seriously, what if????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honest Abe
    i started wacking off with testostrone cream, i heard thats how barry bonds applied it. and know my penis is twice as long as it was before. equalling a grand total of 4 inches. I couldn't be happier. i suggest every try it. lol j/k .....

    mmmmm....but wait, what if you used test cream as lube when you had sex? I wonder if it would make your girl horney as hell???? seriously, what if????
    What the..

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    I don't know about that, but I used to shoot prop into the back of my skull and now I can't find a hat that fits.

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    Don't know about aas, but there was a guy in the newspaper years ago who injected coke into his dick. He supposedly got a hard on for 48hours and then got gang green and had to have it amputated.... F**k sticking a pin in your cock!

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    That's a horrible story. Actually feel bad for him even though he was an idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasonvershaw View Post
    Don't know about aas, but there was a guy in the newspaper years ago who injected coke into his dick. He supposedly got a hard on for 48hours and then got gang green and had to have it amputated.... F**k sticking a pin in your cock!
    Injecting into the cock is actually a lot more common place than you'd think. When all the other veins have collapsed, and they need a fix... It's actually quite heart wrenching to see people get to that point, and there's very littleHelp for them

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    C'mon guys.

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    LOL
    Good grief.
    Anyway...
    It's not the size of the wand, it's the magician behind it.

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    8 year old thread

    What im wondering is how he even found a thread this old

    I think you on the wrong type of forum mate bahahaha

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    im in sales and I once met a older gentleman that told me there's a shot you administer to the head of penis and instantly makes it hard. this was a couple years back not sure if its true or not, but he was with a younger chick.

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    I also heard a story of Mick Jagger I believe getting bees to sting his shlong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boloyueng34 View Post
    im in sales and I once met a older gentleman that told me there's a shot you administer to the head of penis and instantly makes it hard. this was a couple years back not sure if its true or not, but he was with a younger chick.
    Quote Originally Posted by boloyueng34 View Post
    I also heard a story of Mick Jagger I believe getting bees to sting his shlong.
    can we please keep these type of discussions confined to the lounge? this discussion has nothing to do with anabolic steroids..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    can we please keep these type of discussions confined to the lounge? this discussion has nothing to do with anabolic steroids..........

    Thanks
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    Sorry Roman, didn't see your post before I hit enter.

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