Almost got killed

[Elliot]

That is the suckiest thing I ever heard of happening to a bro. Sorry to hear that.

Dude I got jumped by 7 "brothas" on the NYC metro at 8 PM for my jacket and 2way.. Full cart of people.. They did a number on me, but didn't take anything..

[Soldier of Misfortune]

When I was 2 I fell off a slide and cracked my head open.

In 7th grade I was supposed to get Zyrtec for my alergies but the RX refill was different pills, we thought they were generic or somethin so I poped one and went to school. They were actually antipsychotic meds so I passed out in class and almost went into a coma.

Theres a cupple more but I forgot.

[Panzerfaust]

Some would say i have had a rough life, i consider myself just lucky.

[SportsMedVIP]

I have been saved by the rumble strip more than once in my travels around the US. And I mean woken up from sleeping at the wheel. I have also been concussed twice which hasn't put my life at risk as of yet, but scares the living **** out of you none the less. It's difficult feeling like your brain doesn't work as well for a week or longer. Luckily I'm not prone now from those two but it's always a worry. Other than that all my tragedies have been survivable, that I can recall.

[Juggernaut]

Well, let’s see………….I’ve drowned twice (had to be resuscitated…..if you’ve ever had a paramedic perform CPR on you you’ll know it hurts like mofo for a few days after). Survived two house fires, one in which I dragged my wife out of. The house was in total flames, melted carpet stuck to my hands and knees (I was thankful we survived but let me tell you peeling that melted carpet off hurt like a sob in the hospital)….btw the second one was started by an arsonist while we were asleep, I just happened to wake up in time, thank God.

And last but not least, while at work, my co-worker didn’t make the right calculations and by my adding just a touch too much gun powder, I missed the net when I was shot out of the cannon. Crashed landed right into the cotton candy vendor, **** thankful I had my helmet on! When I came too in the hospital the nurses were eating what was stuck too me from the cotton candy machine…………..you wouldn’t believe the hassle I had to go through filling an accident report with OSHA and the insurance company (insensitive bastards…put me on speaker phone so the whole office could laugh)……and the doctors….****ers……..”We’ve a code Blue, Green, Yellow, Red, cotton candy in OR 3 stat” is only funny the first time. My forearm still tastes like blueberry to this very day.

[Elliot]

Wtf?? you got shot out of a cannon? wtf do you do for a living?

[SportsMedVIP]

Wtf?? you got shot out of a cannon? wtf do you do for a living?

I think he's a comedian.

[Elliot]

I think he's a comedian.

or by cannon he ment mart's rectum...

[Juggernaut]

Wtf?? you got shot out of a cannon? wtf do you do for a living?

A clown. You've probably seen me if you've been to the circus recently. I'm the one driving that little car all the other clowns pile out of.....it's the only thing they'll let me do sence the accident.....that and getting the dancing bear back in his pin when he's had too much too drink. Last time he got away from me and someone else found him past out with about 38 Reiner Beer cans laying all around him......he couldn't dance for almost a week....so they made me do it while wearing a bear suit until he was better......I've got to find a better way to make a buck.

[Elliot]

A clown. You've probably seen me if you've been to the circus recently. I'm the one driving that little car all the other clowns pile out of.....it's the only thing they'll let me do sence the accident.....that and getting the dancing bear back in his pin when he's had too much too drink. Last time he got away from me and someone else found him past out with about 38 Reiner Beer cans laying all around him......he couldn't dance for almost a week....so they made me do it while wearing a bear suit until he was better......I've got to find a better way to make a buck.

and to belive that i acctually belived you for a sec..

[Juggernaut]

and to belive that i acctually belived you for a sec..

What?! You don't believe me? Want to see my degree from Clown U?

[Elliot]

What?! You don't believe me? Want to see my degree from Clown U?

lol.. if i don't make it as a md i'm going to persue a career in rodeo clowing.. any tips ?

[SportsMedVIP]

and to belive that i acctually belived you for a sec..

That's what everyone else was thinking after reading your post. j/k

[Elliot]

Riding a bike some dumb woman opend her door.. flew over the door landed on my face scraped the **** out of my chin and elbows..

[1badcamaro]

Riding a bike some dumb woman opend her door.. flew over the door landed on my face scraped the **** out of my chin and elbows..

don lie, thats not how they were scraped up

[Jdawg50]

Been shot too!!!!!!!
Blew my leg in half
.45 most of you know my story

[builtthekid]

Shot at wrecked car, hit by car on bike, jumped, And electricuted and
A whole slew of other XXXX.

[Badgerman]

I don't have any great story myself......but my kid....ouch......broke arm on dirt bike at the finish line.....forced off the track and hit a metal post. Broke ankle in motoX....broke scapula.....finger......After the arm was plated and healed....he was up on the bowling alley roof getting a friends hat....well somebody chased them to the other end and trying to get down his buddy grabbed the pole where the three phase power comes in...the connectors arced scared my son and he JUMPED OFF THE
F**CKIN ROOF....about 25 feet....anyway....hit the junction box on the way down which dumped him on his head...rebroke the arm and jaw......also a couple concussions from football.......I'm grey dudes

[chances]

I don't have any great story myself......but my kid....ouch......broke arm on dirt bike at the finish line.....forced off the track and hit a metal post. Broke ankle in motoX....broke scapula.....finger......After the arm was plated and healed....he was up on the bowling alley roof getting a friends hat....well somebody chased them to the other end and trying to get down his buddy grabbed the pole where the three phase power comes in...the connectors arced scared my son and he JUMPED OFF THE
F**CKIN ROOF....about 25 feet....anyway....hit the junction box on the way down which dumped him on his head...rebroke the arm and jaw......also a couple concussions from football.......I'm grey dudes

Jesus... I think I would have locked him up in his room by now. Or made him wear pads everywhere Mine is 9 years old and he's already broken his collar bone twice and a wrist skateboarding. I feel for you.

chance

[Bryan2]

got hit by a big purple van on my bike when i was 10 flew 30 feet
bones in leg ripped through other side broken all ribs on left side and internal bleeding spleens and kidneys never been the same

1 1/2 years ago got t-boned in the driver side of my civic car did a 360 and boken all ribs once again on left side broke my hip jaw broken in two places hanging off my face an of those **** ribs punctured my lung messed up organs once again

flat lined for a couple mins on the way to the hospital

almost drowned a few times

[VIXI]

almost choked on a gobstopper once...lol...and then there was the food poisoning incident...I sure wanted to die...and I almost drowned when I was six years old....and the time i thought I could fly and busted my cranium open...guess I didn't almost die...but god I hate the sight of blood...did I mention I was only five?...I was a rambunctious little one...

[Lozgod]

almost choked on a gobstopper once...lol....

Great job sweetheart!!!!!!!!!

[VIXI]

laughing at my pain...nice..lol.it was one of those huge ones...and I was talking with it in my mouth...I've since learned not to talk with my mouth full...

[Lozgod]

laughing at my pain...nice..lol.it was one of those huge ones...and I was talking with it in my mouth...I've since learned not to talk with my mouth full...

OK I have to stop reading this thread it went from bringing back traumatic memories to making me horny and I am trying to be a good boy.

[VIXI]

even childhood candy isn't sacred anymore...come on now...

[inheritmylife]

I almost died once. Well that's not true, I didnt even get hurt. Anyway, I fell from the hell-hole while fast-roping from a CH-53.