Sticking finger up ass: Am I gay?

[Dally]

I would seriously like to physically beat you around the facial region.


and NO, not with my wang, you sorry friggen a$$clown

[GQSuperman]

the finger up the ass is to massage the prostate. this is where your seminal fluid is produced, therefore, stimulating it helps stimulate the release of your seminal fluid (white fluid in which your sperm are carried). this may sound fake, but they actually use this technique in obtaining semen for cryopreservation from some animals (along with artificial vaginas etc). so, there is a physiologic basis for why you enjoy the feeling. it you time it right, and have your girl apply pressure as you're about to "go", it can intensify the feeling also.

so no, your not gay. maybe a little kinky, but not gay. the thing is, what do you do with your girls finger when it's got turd all over it and under the nail!!!!!!

[BigMike J]

the finger up the ass is to massage the prostate. this is where your seminal fluid is produced, therefore, stimulating it helps stimulate the release of your seminal fluid (white fluid in which your sperm are carried). this may sound fake, but they actually use this technique in obtaining semen for cryopreservation from some animals (along with artificial vaginas etc). so, there is a physiologic basis for why you enjoy the feeling. it you time it right, and have your girl apply pressure as you're about to "go", it can intensify the feeling also.

so no, your not gay. maybe a little kinky, but not gay. the thing is, what do you do with your girls finger when it's got turd all over it and under the nail!!!!!!

Sniff it..

[BOUNCER]

When I get home tomorrow this guy is getting a GAY AVATAR, remember Decadballs one!. I saved it for 'special' members!.

[LORDBLiTZ]

When I get home tomorrow this guy is getting a GAY AVATAR, remember Decadballs one!. I saved it for 'special' members!.

LOL, billy has the right avatar for him, bro. Ask him for "the 40 pic" I'm sure he'll send it to you.

[decadbal]

sick phuck, yes your a dairy QUEEN. anything in your ass other than poo.. means your gay..not for a day, but all year long..so eat it up liberachi

[DADDYDBOL]

sick phuck, yes your a dairy QUEEN. anything in your ass other than poo.. means your gay..not for a day, but all year long..so eat it up liberachi

POO

[seanw]

This is the funniest farking thread I have read in ages. In Oz we have several names for people like you :-

Matress Muncher
Poo Jabber
Ass Bandit
Freckle Puncher

I hope your girlfriend has cleaned her finger nail as well !!!

[RussianVodka]

You have to use 10 fingers at both hands nex time....gay

[LORDBLiTZ]

LOL, someone dig up that old thread where the guy thought dbol tabs go up the bum.

[BOUNCER]

Ass has a new avatar!!!!!!

[seanw]

Ass has a new avatar!!!!!!

LMFAO... absolutely sensational

[LORDBLiTZ]

Yuk!

[BigMike J]

****.. that's just wrong.

[workdude]

Nice avatar.....LMAO

[decadbal]

gay pride.









not that theres anythign wrong with that

[perfectbeast2001]

my missis is a nurse and she told me that this is some times used to get a sperm sample when testing for prostate plroblems ect. The prostrate gland is "massaged" with a finger up the ass which leads to ejaculation. Apparently its very pleasurable but she wont do it to me even when i begged.

[decadbal]

gay-gonna-be

[The Baron]

Have your GF strap on a dildo and wear a phony moustache, and tuck her hair up under a ball cap and wear one of your shirts while she rogers you. Call her "Dave" or "Lance" or sommat and have her speak in a low, gruff voice. If you feel strangely empty and alone when she reverts back into a girl, then I guess you are gay.

[BigMike J]

For all you haters you need to open up your minds and your assholes to something new.. lol.

[FRANK WHITE]

what?

[FRANK WHITE]

Is this for real?

[needmorestrength]

hmmmmmmYES

[jgg1221]

Wow a g-spot up there sounds awesome, I'll be sure to try some ass-fingering on my girlfriend.
Actually think about it...at least 90% of IFB pros are BISEXUALS. I remember reading about this on a different post a while back. Could anybody Verify this?
I think my personal trainor is gay because everytime he trains me to squat, there's like this really big bump in his pants that seems to grow larger and large rby the minute so...

yo youve got to be fvcken kidding me
your asking us if your gay or not and your screenname is "Ass Connoisseur"
not to mention youve got a picture of two dudes kissing? wtf?

look, holland made amsterdam for reasons not so far off from why the USA made san francisco and greenwich village.... take all your weird behaviors there and keep them there

im not bashing you for being gay im just bashing you for being stupid
YOUR OBVIOUSLY BI OR GAY IF YOU LIKE PICTURES OF MEN KISSING AND YOU THINK ABOUT DICK ALL THE TIME!!! DUH!!

you need a few bitch slaps

[Carlos_E]

Wow a g-spot up there sounds awesome, I'll be sure to try some ass-fingering on my girlfriend.
Actually think about it...at least 90% of IFB pros are BISEXUALS. I remember reading about this on a different post a while back. Could anybody Verify this?
I think my personal trainor is gay because everytime he trains me to squat, there's like this really big bump in his pants that seems to grow larger and large rby the minute so...

No, 90% of all bodybuilders and pros are not bisexual and no one here wants what you claim to be a tight ass. Yes, you are gay since you stare at your trainers crotch trying to figure out if it's growing or not. I'm sure that's the highlight of his day having to deal with you sticking your ass out so far like a duck trying to rub it on him as you squat.

[decadbal]

i hate pathetic losers who come here thinkin we are all gay and wanna listen to how stupid they are.

[*Narkissos*]

Have your GF strap on a dildo and wear a phony moustache, and tuck her hair up under a ball cap and wear one of your shirts while she rogers you. Call her "Dave" or "Lance" or sommat and have her speak in a low, gruff voice. If you feel strangely empty and alone when she reverts back into a girl, then I guess you are gay.

Priceless

[BajanBastard]

Does anyone have that ghey smilely?

[seanw]

yo youve got to be fvcken kidding me
your asking us if your gay or not and your screenname is "Ass Connoisseur"
not to mention youve got a picture of two dudes kissing? wtf?

look, holland made amsterdam for reasons not so far off from why the USA made san francisco and greenwich village.... take all your weird behaviors there and keep them there

im not bashing you for being gay im just bashing you for being stupid
YOUR OBVIOUSLY BI OR GAY IF YOU LIKE PICTURES OF MEN KISSING AND YOU THINK ABOUT DICK ALL THE TIME!!! DUH!!

you need a few bitch slaps

I have to bump this thread, I have never pissed myself laughing so hard in a long time. Please keep it going !!!

[justincredible]

No, 90% of all bodybuilders and pros are not bisexual and no one here wants what you claim to be a tight ass. Yes, you are gay since you stare at your trainers crotch trying to figure out if it's growing or not. I'm sure that's the highlight of his day having to deal with you sticking your ass out so far like a duck trying to rub it on him as you squat.

This is good sh*t!!! Bump!!!

[seanw]

I am putting out a personal plea to "Ass Connoisseur" to please respond. We need you bro !!!

[BigMike J]

I am putting out a personal plea to "Ass Connoisseur" to please respond. We need you bro !!!

Are you in need of some man ass bro

[seanw]

Are you in need of some man ass bro

Yeah I need to now more about that spot, and exactly how many fingers you really need to find it

[BigMike J]

Yeah I need to now more about that spot, and exactly how many fingers you really need to find it

just stick a huge dildo up your ass you'll find it somewhere

[Carlos_E]

"The prostate is found by placing a well-lubricated finger inside the anus. Once you feel the sensation of pushing against a walnut-sized lump, you have reached the prostate. Pressing or rubbing it creates an intense pleasurable sensation for most men.

Most people feel very negatively about touching the anus. However, if you wish to give your man 'extraordinary pleasure', stimulating his prostate is what you want to learn how to do. Because this gland is in an area where nerve endings are concentrated, it's easily aroused, often resulting in an intense orgasm. Obviously, this is something that many men find a relief and a delight."

Male "G" Spot Massage

Massage of the prostate, or Male "G" Spot, can be a very pleasurable and healthy experience! *Massage of this gland releases toxins and negative energies that are trapped in the tissues and cells. *If done correctly, prostate massage can help prevent prostate cancer.

Make sure hands are thoroughly cleansed as to not transmit germs to this area. *Use a natural lubricant (nothing with additives) if needed. *Insert the finger into the anal canal until you locate the prostate, *which will feel like a round or egg shaped ball under the skin of the anal wall and towards the navel. Massage this area back and forth and in small circular motions, clockwise, then counter clockwise.

Massage of the Male G Spot can be a particularly pleasurable experience if done by one's lover. *If the exercise is performed by the lover, the male can lay either on his back or stomach, whichever position yields itself to an easier reach.

The prostate feels like an oval or round ball and is situated under the bladder and pointing towards the navel. *Since all men differ in shape, some exploration may be necessary to determine its precise location.



Men who are experiencing problems of any nature with the prostate gland should not perform this exercise.

[Elysium]

hahaha how many of you guys are considering this now

[Maraxus]

Thanks for the diagram Carlos, didnt know you showed that much interest in the subject.....

[Pale Horse]

I still say this has to be someone who has been banned or someone on here joking, there is no way this could be true! I hope it isn't.

[Carlos_E]

Thanks for the diagram Carlos, didnt know you showed that much interest in the subject.....

I did a google search "finding the male g spot" and the sites that come back are pretty funny. The line Most people feel very negatively about touching the anus cracks me up!

[Juggernaut]

I'm not shaking hands with any of you guys! I think I'll stick with my same ole standard climax if you'll please. hahahahaha