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  1. #1
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    Happy B-Day to you both!!!


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    thanks guys!

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    Happy Bday luv
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Happy Bday luv
    Thanks, hope your feeling better

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    Thanks, hope your feeling better
    Def getting there. Gonna try and get back in the gym tomorrow.

    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Def getting there. Gonna try and get back in the gym tomorrow.

    Good! Take it easy! Speak to ya ltr

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    all euros do have bad teeth...all of em..everyone in england needs a dentist. austin powers had great teeth compared to that nation..haha messy finally has hair on his balls..so go shave em

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    all euros do have bad teeth...all of em..everyone in england needs a dentist. austin powers had great teeth compared to that nation..haha messy finally has hair on his balls..so go shave em
    wanna help?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    wanna help?
    I'll help you pic the hair of your little nuts Messy

    Let me go find the tweezers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMike J
    I'll help you pic the hair of your little nuts Messy

    Let me go find the tweezers.
    thats just wrong bro, youve gone too far now, thats just disgusting. you make me sick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    thats just wrong bro, youve gone too far now, thats just disgusting. you make me sick.
    you asked for help

    i hope you didn't think i was serious.. sicko.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    wanna help?
    dont let him messy, he begged me to let him shave my balls for months, and i finally let him.....i was chilling there watching tv while he was doing his thing, then i look down, and the fvcker was licking my nuts!!!!! I kicked him out and he stayed on the porch for like 3 hours begging for a second chance.

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    u know it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    u know it
    lol thats sooo wrong

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    Happy birthday bro

    1984... man I was 15 back then! Ah man high school... long hair... the movie Ghostbusters... Van Halen is at it's pinnacle... The Terminator (a B movie few people knew about) comes out... and of course everyone is talking about George Orwells prophecies.

    Ahhh the good old days! 1984 was indeed a good vintage

    Red

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    Happy birthday bro

    1984... man I was 15 back then! Ah man high school... long hair... the movie Ghostbusters... Van Halen is at it's pinnacle... The Terminator (a B movie few people knew about) comes out... and of course everyone is talking about George Orwells prophecies.

    Ahhh the good old days! 1984 was indeed a good vintage

    Red
    Thanks bro, **** your old j/k

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