:( My sucky Life...

[jonnytour]

Hey. We got chicks in bikinis up here too!! Get them to jump outta the hot tub, roll around in the snow and jump back in! It's the greatest to see women in bikini's frolicking in the snow.

[tycin]

Hey. We got chicks in bikinis up here too!! Get them to jump outta the hot tub, roll around in the snow and jump back in! It's the greatest to see women in bikini's frolicking in the snow.

i'd rather c them on the beach and in the water! the bad thing about goin in ahot tub in the winter is u gotta get out urself and freeze ur nuts off! but ya seeing girls roll in snow in a bikini isnt bad either.
and on another note theres not too many hot carribean women here in canada! especially rolling around in a bikini when its -20! LOL....

[jonnytour]

i'd rather c them on the beach and in the water! the bad thing about goin in ahot tub in the winter is u gotta get out urself and freeze ur nuts off! but ya seeing girls roll in snow in a bikini isnt bad either.
and on another note theres not too many hot carribean women here in canada! especially rolling around in a bikini when its -20! LOL....

There is a decent variety of chix here. Wanna come visit?? Ya. I am just trying to make myself feel better. I wish I were down there with Nark, checkin' out the female flesh!

[tycin]

There is a decent variety of chix here. Wanna come visit?? Ya. I am just trying to make myself feel better. I wish I were down there with Nark, checkin' out the female flesh!

im from canada too bro, there girls here but not enough.

[*Narkissos*]

**Female Flesh Spotted**

Have you guys any preference?

As i'm going to the beach today..thought i'd ogle a couple for you guys and tell 'em "this one's for Tycin"

[tycin]

**Female Flesh Spotted**

Have you guys any preference?

As i'm going to the beach today..thought i'd ogle a couple for you guys and tell 'em "this one's for Tycin"

LOL.... hhmmmm im pretty easy just make sure shes got nice big tities and one of those carribean asses i've heard about.

[*Narkissos*]

Caribbean asses?
You mean like Big k.l.g.??
sorry.. i don't want a woman who's got a big k.l.g. attached to her.

Here we call those onion booties (butts that look so good they make you wanna cry).. BUMPERS (in dialect "Bumpahs")

So from this point on .. you say "Gee bwoy...cud you get muh one o' dem girls wid de Big Bumpahs?"

That was today's island phrase

[*Narkissos*]

[*Narkissos*]

Well guys.. i'm off to bed
Got work in an hour.
Yes..i do work.

am i sad?

Hell NO.

I'm a Bartender in the caribbean.

I wonder which muscle-shirt i should wear tonite...

Well..anyway..enjoy your weekends guys

Narkissos..signing out..of "Narkissos Island Adventure"

[tycin]

Caribbean asses?
You mean like Big k.l.g.??
sorry.. i don't want a woman who's got a big k.l.g. attached to her.

Here we call those onion booties (butts that look so good they make you wanna cry).. BUMPERS (in dialect "Bumpahs")

So from this point on .. you say "Gee bwoy...cud you get muh one o' dem girls wid de Big Bumpahs?"

That was today's island phrase

ok ill remember that phrase.

[tycin]

Well guys.. i'm off to bed
Got work in an hour.
Yes..i do work.

am i sad?

Hell NO.

I'm a Bartender in the caribbean.

I wonder which muscle-shirt i should wear tonite...

Well..anyway..enjoy your weekends guys

Narkissos..signing out..of "Narkissos Island Adventure"

rub it in a little more! assh@le LOL...

peace bro.

[*Narkissos*]

I'm here ..where everybody at?

[tycin]

right here biatch, being bored.

[tycin]

how's the tough like of bartending in the barbados?

[BajanBastard]

how's the tough like of bartending in the barbados?

His dad FIRED HIS ASS!!

[tycin]

His dad FIRED HIS ASS!!

really? sucka!

j/k

[*Narkissos*]

Nah my dad was intoxicated at the time...
When my mum asked what he did he said "Nothing"
I went to work Friday and Saturday and he asked last nite "Why did you tell you mum you got fired?"
I said "cus you told me so"
Man's like.."no i didn't"

[BajanBastard]

really? sucka!

j/k

Sorry i was wrong. He was made "redundant"

[*Narkissos*]

I've always been Jealous of you

I know Big K.

OWNED!

[tycin]

Nah my dad was intoxicated at the time...
When my mum asked what he did he said "Nothing"
I went to work Friday and Saturday and he asked last nite "Why did you tell you mum you got fired?"
I said "cus you told me so"
Man's like.."no i didn't"

[*Narkissos*]

Sorry i was wrong. He was made "redundant"

Guess it's true what say abotu a woman scorned

I'm sorry Best-Buddy

I'm going to re-hire you as my Bar Wench

I'll even let you wear that awful little titty-top you love to wear

[BajanBastard]

Guess it's true what say abotu a woman scorned

I'm sorry Best-Buddy

I'm going to re-hire you as my Bar Wench

I'll even let you wear that awful little titty-top you love to wear

True facts about Narks bar. (Why i no longer go there.)

Name: Jon Stones <----------Ghey

I when ever i go there: "Hey buddy can i buy you a drink" <------ Ghey

Nark HIMSELF has reported sexual acts between men in the rest rooms <---Ghey.

Shall i add more?

[tycin]

True facts about Narks bar. (Why i no longer go there.)

Name: Jon Stones <----------Ghey

I when ever i go there: "Hey buddy can i buy you a drink" <------ Ghey

Nark HIMSELF has reported sexual acts between men in the rest rooms <---Ghey.

Shall i add more?

im starting to re-think coming down there, maybe ill hold off!

[*Narkissos*]

True facts about Narks bar. (Why i no longer go there.)

Name: Jon Stones <----------Ghey

I when ever i go there: "Hey buddy can i buy you a drink" <------ Ghey

Nark HIMSELF has reported sexual acts between men in the rest rooms <---Ghey.

Shall i add more?

Lies...here's the truth
The bar's Name "Donstone" (Like the Mafia...'Don' being the bad-ass grandfather type)

Whenever Big K went there one of my boys offered him a drink...truth is.. Big K had started using proviron and looked thirsty as hell.

No gay acts ever happened in my bathroom...i did get banned for banging a chick years back...and i did catch this dude banging a chick in there too...At my birthday party..All i could say was .."um..rock on"

THe FINAL truth..Big K is only bitter cus he tried to set me up with 'chick'.. and i wouldn't go for it...(PM me for the details)

As stated before

he's a woman scorned

[Commando_Barbi]

I'm late on this but ...

byte me!

[ReX357]

im from canada too bro, there girls here but not enough.

Pfffffff... Whatcha talking about? Québec has the beautifulest girls in the world and by thousands!

Even Ontarians come here for the girls. You're **** sure we Quebecers aren't visiting Ontario for girls. There's no spring break trip to Ontario

[tycin]

Pfffffff... Whatcha talking about? Québec has the beautifulest girls in the world and by thousands!

Even Ontarians come here for the girls. You're **** sure we Quebecers aren't visiting Ontario for girls. There's no spring break trip to Ontario

they're french!! thats enough reason for me to never go to quebec!

[*Narkissos*]

Update... Ronnie Coleman was here yesterday..came in on a cruise ship.

I Swear i felt my little island tilt on oneside

[Red Ketchup]

they're french!! thats enough reason for me to never go to quebec!

Goood! More for us!

(one of the few things I like about living in this province is that it's not filled with WASPy uptight girls like the rest of Canada )

Red

[ReX357]

Goood! More for us!

(one of the few things I like about living in this province is that it's not filled with WASPy uptight girls like the rest of Canada )

Red

Where you from bro? I'm in Québec City... You?

[Red Ketchup]

Where you from bro? I'm in Québec City... You?

Montréal, I'm in the waste-island

Red