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  1. 01-31-2005, 07:00 PM #1
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    AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, I want to die.

    So I haven't been able to find a girl that I would actually date for a while now, it's my own fault I am entirely too picky. But today I saw hope at the gym at my school, the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life and I mean fvcking gorgeous walks in and starts doing some lunges.... to give you an idea of what she looks likes.....umm the only person I could compare her to is Anna Kornikova but this girl has bigger tits and a nicer ass by far...anyway I am working out and I am about to introduce myself and then my COACH walks up and says "hey keeps the rest of these horn dogs away from my DAUGHTER.

    I want death..... so if anyone would like to assist me I will pm you my address. .
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  2. 01-31-2005, 07:05 PM #2
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    So big deal if its the coaches daughter, how does that effect anything?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin
    So big deal if its the coaches daughter, how does that effect anything?
    He's an old school italian guy, no interacial stuff allowed and he could definatly fvck with my playing time.
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    Talk to her!
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    DE - I feel your pain. You are doing the smart and respectful thing to avoid your coaches daughter. Believe it or not there are plenty of your fishies in the sea.....lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot-Rox
    DE - I feel your pain. You are going the smart and respectful thing to avoid your coaches daughter. Believe it or not there are plenty of your fishies in the sea.....lol
    yeah......i guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot-Rox
    DE - I feel your pain. You are doing the smart and respectful thing to avoid your coaches daughter. Believe it or not there are plenty of your fishies in the sea.....lol
    Yeah...but who wants to date a fish right?! They're are other girls out there man...don't give up. Even tho the select few YOU may be looking for are a rare breed...keep in mind that nobody is perfect and not to be so picky. I'm not sayin lower your standards...just don't overly criticize women, they're already hard enough on themselves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Yeah...but who wants to date a fish right?! They're are other girls out there man...don't give up. Even tho the select few YOU may be looking for are a rare breed...keep in mind that nobody is perfect and not to be so picky. I'm not sayin lower your standards...just don't overly criticize women, they're already hard enough on themselves.
    I know, I blame myself and my last gf......she was and still is one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen and since she was so hot it is hard for me to find someone that is even in the same league as her.

    I never criticize women, I just don't want to settle for someone that I know I can do better than.
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    Quote Originally Posted by D-END
    I know, I blame myself and my last gf......she was and still is one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen and since she was so hot it is hard for me to find someone that is even in the same league as her.
    boy do I know that fealing. I feal your pain. It was a blessing at first but now......just a curse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by D-END
    I know, I blame myself and my last gf......she was and still is one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen and since she was so hot it is hard for me to find someone that is even in the same league as her.

    I never criticize women, I just don't want to settle for someone that I know I can do better than.
    Good for you!! It's good to see that you won't settle for less than your own standards. You seem to at least know what you want from a woman, so it shouldn't be hard for you to find another girl...Good Luck to ya
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    Priorities suck don't they?????
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Priorities suck don't they?????
    don't be mad cause it's over between us....I am just trying to pick up the pieces of my broken heart and move on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by D-END
    don't be mad cause it's over between us....I am just trying to pick up the pieces of my broken heart and move on.
    I know my love......and I don't hate you for that. I know you can never hope to find the same fire and passion we shared. Any future relationship will pale in comparison.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    I know my love......and I don't hate you for that. I know you can never hope to find the same fire and passion we shared. Any future relationship will pale in comparison.
    God..... do you really have to rub it in like that? you are a mean.....mean women. AT least I have the memories.
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    What nationality are you bro?
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    Quote Originally Posted by D-END
    God..... do you really have to rub it in like that? you are a mean.....mean women. AT least I have the memories.
    I wrote that with deep sadness in my heart. I miss you too my love. But I had to set you free so that you could go out and achieve your true and full potential. Through our heart break, we will both grow to be better people.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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    Just tell the coach that you are a dark sicillian, while talking with your hands, and you will be familia in no time.
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    It's our little secret.......well, ours and the thousands of members here on the board....but I'm sure they won't tell!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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    Quote Originally Posted by D-END
    So I haven't been able to find a girl that I would actually date for a while now, it's my own fault I am entirely too picky. But today I saw hope at the gym at my school, the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life and I mean fvcking gorgeous walks in and starts doing some lunges.... to give you an idea of what she looks likes.....umm the only person I could compare her to is Anna Kornikova but this girl has bigger tits and a nicer ass by far...anyway I am working out and I am about to introduce myself and then my COACH walks up and says "hey keeps the rest of these horn dogs away from my DAUGHTER.

    I want death..... so if anyone would like to assist me I will pm you my address. .
    F@CK THE COACH!!! What kind of sh!t is that?!?!? No interracial stuff allowed?!?!?! That kind of thing just pisses me off!

    Here's what you do :

    1. Tell your coach to go f@ck himself!

    2. Pick another sport, with bodybuilding you don't need other forms of cardio anyway!

    3. Hook up with Anna, play a "set" ot two, make sure she wins EVERY set, if you know what I mean , set up another "match"

    4. Repeat step 1, and if he gives you ****, point him to that "blacks on blonds" website, racist bastard!
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    just do the best friend thing. her dad will think ur keeping the guys away from her but in ur mind u will just be puttin it on layaway until u finish ur last season.
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