how do you shave your balls?

**thumper69** · 03-27-2002, 10:48 AM

NO RAZOR BLADES are getting that close to my 'boys'! I have spent the better part of my adult life keeping sharp objects away from there. And with the shakes from Clen . . .

**superbeast** · 03-27-2002, 10:58 AM

I clean them up in the shower with a Mach 3. I just use soap, not even shaving cream. Been doing it for years and haven't cut myself yet.

They definately get more attention shaved!

**eradikate** · 03-27-2002, 02:12 PM

Damn Mach3 on your BALLZ!!! Dude!! that's your ballz you're talking about!! your kids!!! How could you do that??? i tried that before but i just couldn't do it....I usually trim them really short but i wanna get rid of it completely, any other ways than RAZOR BLADES?? come on guys....i don't have ballz of steel....they are so delicate, they just might cut...

**snatchfactor5** · 10-21-2003, 02:53 PM

i must have found the gift god gave me. I can shave like a shephard sheering sheep (although not as hairy) razor flying everywhere no cream nothing. smooth as the day i was born. make sure you hit the taint.

**gtxben** · 11-12-2003, 02:10 PM

One word - NORELCO baby!!!!!

I prefer the one with the pull start and then SHAVE AWAY man, SHAVE AWAY! Ya really gotta watch it for the taint hairs though, cause if one of them babies gets yanked on wrong, it stings a little bit. Also, make sure you pull your skin nice and tight, cause if ol RELCO gets ahold of some loose skin, it will remind you of that scene from Something About Mary, when dude's ball gets zipped up!

Happy shavin!

**cb25** · 11-14-2003, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by gtxben

One word - NORELCO baby!!!!!

I prefer the one with the pull start and then SHAVE AWAY man, SHAVE AWAY! Ya really gotta watch it for the taint hairs though, cause if one of them babies gets yanked on wrong, it stings a little bit. Also, make sure you pull your skin nice and tight, cause if ol RELCO gets ahold of some loose skin, it will remind you of that scene from Something About Mary, when dude's ball gets zipped up!

Happy shavin!

oh god...using the norelco is a little scary for me...i've caught a little skin like you said...and....damn. I usually just use a razor...it's not too bad, although i take my sweet ass time to make sure i don't cut anything

Q:"how do you shave your balls"
A: v-e-r-y c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y

**eradikate** · 03-27-2002, 02:29 PM

can you use nads on your balls? will that hurt like a mofo??

**cfiler** · 11-14-2003, 10:17 AM

Sure, you will stick needles in your a$$, and train till you puke, but give the ladies what they want...
"Oh I'm scared, I'm a little baby"

BooHoo

Unless you have parkensons, just shave em! Trust me.

**superbeast** · 03-28-2002, 08:05 AM

Originally posted by eradikate
can you use nads on your balls? will that hurt like a mofo??

Now that, I would never try!

**GenuinePL** · 03-28-2002, 08:50 AM

It looks like this became a major topic on this board. LMAO

**BigD** · 03-28-2002, 09:02 AM

Well I would use nair but it say right on the bottle not to so there goes that one.

I just gather up my balls (meant for courage here but literally as well) and use the mach 3 with hand soap. Never had an accident yet knock on wood. I could make a joke about that last part as well but I will refrain.

**Met-Rx** · 03-28-2002, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by NightOp
i take my serrated benchmade (knife) and goto town down there.

***Sicilian30*** · 03-28-2002, 08:23 PM

Diesel I think you and I have the same problem, must be the Italian thang.. cause I shave almost every freakin day, but the nuts... oh no.. like to keep my kids..

**RON** · 03-28-2002, 08:46 PM

WTF. This is the second time I have seen a thread on this. I've used a trimmer on them before but NO WAY would I ever shave them with a razor. NO WAY!!!!!!!!!

**RageControl** · 03-28-2002, 09:38 PM

Skintimate all the way even tho you might feel gay womens shaving cream and razors are made for this kinda shit . Like key said it makes a good lather in the shower and the lady razors wont slice so easily.

**eradikate** · 03-28-2002, 10:23 PM

wut'z a dep kit?

**mishon1** · 03-28-2002, 10:33 PM

just shave your balls. its that easy, just b careful haha

**FrkyBgStok** · 10-21-2003, 04:55 PM

i was shaving my balls a while ago and my wife popped her head in the shower and it startled me, and i took a nice chunk of my sac. It blead forever and i ended not wanting anything to touch them for a week.

**FrkyBgStok** · 10-21-2003, 04:57 PM

maybe i shouldn't have told all ya'll that

**KeyMastur** · 10-21-2003, 05:20 PM

i just got done clean shaving mine along with a nair piece underneath. threw a little baby oil on everything to keep it nice and moist with no razor burn

**gymrat21** · 11-13-2003, 02:10 PM

i dont even takemy time.... i dont think they will cut that easy....... and i use the mach 3, they are smooth and the lady friend loves it

**NotVinDiesel** · 11-21-2003, 05:24 PM

Mach III, lots of shaving cream, a shower and time. This is not something you knock out when you've got 15 minutes to get out the door to work. It's like the response I gave when someone asked me if I worried about zipping up my boys because I go commando: "If you zip up your own nuts, you obviously aren't concerned enough about 'em!"

I know people aren't skilled enough with clippers to actually shave their actual sacs. The razor is the way to go.

**BigMike J** · 11-21-2003, 06:03 PM

I don't shave my nuts, i use tweezers.

**mass junkie** · 11-21-2003, 10:45 PM

I knicked one of them little badboys the other day........fucking hurts

**Duct Tape** · 11-29-2003, 12:08 AM

Am I the only one that goes to the Salon and gets the Brazilian Wax for men?

Just take some Duct Tape, apply, then rip it off!!

**aitaronz** · 11-29-2003, 07:04 AM

Originally Posted by Duct Tape

Am I the only one that goes to the Salon and gets the Brazilian Wax for men?

Just take some Duct Tape, apply, then rip it off!!

*shudders*

**dg806** · 11-29-2003, 05:10 PM

Shaving them is no problem. Nice and smooth and the women love it!

**LuvMuhRoids** · 11-29-2003, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by Duct Tape

Am I the only one that goes to the Salon and gets the Brazilian Wax for men?

Just take some Duct Tape, apply, then rip it off!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! STOP DUDE IM RIPPING MY SIDES!!!!! LOL......!!!!

**LuvMuhRoids** · 11-29-2003, 08:39 PM

LOL there's a topic for everything in here. I LOVE IT!!

**vanyel5** · 01-28-2004, 04:32 PM

it's really not hard to shave your balls...just be gentle with your razor...don't press down like you would on your face...it's best after a bath when the skin is pliable and the balls hang a bit more...encircle your fingers to separate them from your penis and GENTLY stretch them so the sac stretches and any folds or wrinkles straighten out....use shaving cream like you would anywhere else, and rinse your razor a lot..take your time, go slow, there's no rush when you are messing down there with a razor...you have to do a lot of manipulating to move them around and make sure you don't miss any hairs...and if worse comes to worse....a nick down there doesn't hurt as much as you would think it would..

it sounds like a lot of work but once you get the hang of it it takes like a minute

**vanyel5** · 01-28-2004, 04:35 PM

and don't use any kind of depilatory in sensitive areas...they are extremely high ph and they work by dissolving the hair...hair and skin are actually made up of keratin..just different forms....that is why you can dissolve the hair and rinse it off before your skin becomes too irritated....but not in areas like that
and god, do not wax yourself.....

Originally Posted by vanyel5

it's really not hard to shave your balls...just be gentle with your razor...don't press down like you would on your face...it's best after a bath when the skin is pliable and the balls hang a bit more...encircle your fingers to separate them from your penis and GENTLY stretch them so the sac stretches and any folds or wrinkles straighten out....use shaving cream like you would anywhere else, and rinse your razor a lot..take your time, go slow, there's no rush when you are messing down there with a razor...you have to do a lot of manipulating to move them around and make sure you don't miss any hairs...and if worse comes to worse....a nick down there doesn't hurt as much as you would think it would..

it sounds like a lot of work but once you get the hang of it it takes like a minute

**temperoath** · 02-03-2004, 12:55 PM

Dude....ask a porn star...im sure there's a few formers on the boards....lol!

**kdawg21** · 02-11-2004, 10:01 PM

this was just so friggin hillarious that I had to bump it

**inevitable** · 02-12-2004, 10:10 AM

its not as hard as everyone thinks... take ur time , use alot of shaving cream, and a new razor blade... i can't stress enough TAKE UR TIME its ur balls we are talkin about... stretch ur sack where ever ur shaving it and becarful.... if u cut ur sack it doesn't hurt that bad.... lol wow great topic BTW

**Tock** · 02-12-2004, 02:55 PM

Use a small hair clipper and and #1 guide. It'll cut everything down to 1/8" without drawing blood. Not much reason to go beyone that, IMHO, as if you go all the way, it'll be at 1/8" in a couple days anyway.
-Tock

**groverman1** · 02-13-2004, 07:18 PM

A can of shaving cream and a chainsaw!

**jbolsrn** · 02-14-2004, 10:02 PM

All I have to say is carefully! LOL Do they make razors with no blades?

**Tock** · 02-15-2004, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by jbolsrn

All I have to say is carefully! LOL Do they make razors with no blades?

Actually, there is one . . . it's called "Occam's razor." Find more info about it through a Yahoo or Google search . . .
--Tock

**fitnessNY** · 02-17-2004, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by eradikate

How do you shave your balls?? it's so soft and delicate im afraid im going to cut it...is there any other way of moving hair over there?? my friend tried nair on his balls and he said he had tears coming out of his eyes for 5 day straight and couldn't even touch his balls for days...could anyone suggest me some good advice?

Nair..... ouch

**spywizard** · 02-17-2004, 05:53 PM

In the sauna at the gym... get a good sweat up, and use mach 3...

don't get caught...............

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